iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a few mornings ago, my brain woke me up to tell me, "ornamental eustachian tubes". That is all.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Would you need to post a pic to prove it? Or are we just going on the honor system?

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Listen, I can fix it with them next time.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Is there any other kind? .... I truly want to know.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 14/07/2026

"Turn in your man card if" no. In fact I take your gender card. Now I am twice the gender and you have none at all. I take card after card from my enemies, my genders fanning out in a beautiful crystal panoply around me. You were a fool to cause this.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I hit Like on this, even though the original post is gone, because I remember that I liked it when I saw it on your screen earlier

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 03/06/2026

Pip's first selfie (he walked on my phone while I was asleep)

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I cannot a-promise that my beautiful husband, I am sorry!

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

"neom" is the sound effect you make with your mouth while driving a fast hot wheels car up and down your dad's arm

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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Oh, pardon! I wasn't sure if it was a barking dog or an admirer calling out!

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Not that I've noticed so far. Interesting!

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I'm fond of tzatziki sauce burps, personally.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It was a shock to realize what he had 😱

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

BUT HE IS SO CUTE He clearly has excellent qualities! They must be allowed to marry! As their friends, let's organize a campaign of pomp and trickery to convince the Warchief.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 13/09/2025

THERAPIST: We should talk about your inner child. MARIO: I see-a him a-once or twice a month, a-usually at a-the race-a-track

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 07/09/2025

Congratulations to me for being the first person to buy and actually proofread the map of Spyre from the @dimension20.bsky.social @dropout.tv store. OOPS?! @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @samreich.bsky.social

The bottom of the map has an introductory paragraph that ends with "the best realm in the all the planes".

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

It's almost or all the bulbs in the house, when the AC kicks on.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/07/2025

x.com/ItsPonky/sta... has @itsponky.bsky.social got a bluesky version of this yet, it's basically my religion

Ponky 👽🌌
@ItsPonky

It's Friday night, post Grandpa's fucked up bed from Stadew Valley

A picture of your grandpa from Stardew Valley on his little bed that looks like the little white Barbie table that they put in the middle of pizzas. It is one inch thick and he is holding a letter as he sleeps. There is also a fireplace and a sword and the religious icon of their god in the SV universe who I think is named Igmo or something

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I also like the idea of 🌊WATER: Rillbilly and I really want there to be a Twillbilly but I don't know what it would be.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

⚡Electric: Billbilly ⚫Dark: Nilbilly 🎀Fairy: Li'l'billy

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 11/07/2025

Hillbillies by Pokémon type: 🌊WATER: Gillbilly 🧊ICE: Chillbilly 🔥FIRE: Grillbilly 🚜GROUND: Tillbilly 🪨ROCK: Millbilly 🔩STEEL: Drillbilly 🌿GRASS: Dillbilly 🪲BUG: Krillbilly 👊FIGHTING: Thrillbilly 🪽FLYING: Quillbilly 🧠PSYCHIC: Willbilly ☣️POISON: Pillbilly 👻GHOST: Killbilly (evolves into Dedneck)

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 09/07/2025

this is your once in a lifetime opportunity to like and retweet the world's greatest dating invention 😉 🔔

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 05/07/2025

Hey @deadbydaylight.com are you guys uhhh dummies or something, do you not like Succeeding or something, are you really telling me there's no Shia LaBeouf DLC referencing the most amazing piece of theatrical art of the Internet era, that money of which's sale can go to you and him and Rob Cantor?

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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 18/03/2025

There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/06/2025

This argument should have been settled 20-30 years ago when Kirby made the scene and proved that he was one tough cream puff

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 26/06/2025

my wife needs to know if we're at war with iran so she knows whether or not to stop using all-purpose flour and switch to wartime flour

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 19/06/2025

ARTISTS! Let’s do an art share! There are now more than 36.7 MILLION Bluesky accounts! Let’s find each other! Spread the post to reach the most! 💙

a digital illustration with a traditional appearance on yellowed paper, of a reimagined banjo-kazooie. kazooie has a speech bubble saying "art share!"

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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Sharing this here to get the word farther

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Now they need to bring that back AND the fun survey thing they did back on the Wii.

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

My gender: Vaguely female goblin My sexuality: The soft crackle of a record between tracks

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/05/2025

Let's see what else I can salvage from Ecks Dot Com The Everything App, I forgot to get around to doing what this thread was for. Here's Dr. Gaster stepping into his machine... and vanishing! Just like Dr. Sam Beckett. New @undertale.com next week! Excited to see what @tobyfox.undertale.com's done!

A serious/melancholy picture of Dr. WD Gaster from Undertale stepping into his machine, being taken apart piece by piece. He is holding a Gaster Blaster style helmet that I suspect he wears if he is the Knight from Deltarune. In Wingdings, he says "Don't Forget". I had fun drawing the wingdings.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 29/05/2025

Wow, surprised to see that the hashtags I posted from before @bsky.app used hashtags haven't become operational in the meantime. I also posted it before @samreich.bsky.social had an account on here so maybe he'll see it this time around

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Could always use some good luck and fortune

A photo of a white cat laying on grass with a 4 leaf clover on head

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1.

GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

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sashafiero.bsky.social @sashafiero.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Naw, the cake levels are perfectly cromulent. LOVE this.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 04/05/2025

I had to figure out whose gravestone at Hollywood Forever could get sliced in the time period that #LAByNight and #HuntertheParenting share so unfortunately Mel Blanc got the sword instead of Burt Reynolds @vampiresnvino.bsky.social @speakerd.bsky.social #vamily

Gary Golden leaps out of the way of Big D's downward sword slice, losing half his tie in the process. "Mister D, please! This is sacred ground!" Gary exclaims, "Have some respect for the dead!"

Big D will not fall for his tricks, however, as he embeds his sword in Mel Blanc's gravestone, missing the slippery nosferatu. "YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME INTO RESPECTING YOU THAT EASILY, GARY!" Big D exclaims, because Gary is indeed dead and thus respecting him would end their fight.

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