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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My standard way to introduce people from now on: “This is Brad. I never met the guy. He’s irrelevant to me. I don’t know who he is.”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Didn’t have “this is free speech but you shouldn’t be employed anywhere if you’re going to say that” on my fascism bingo card x.com/acyn/status/...
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Acyn on X: "Bondi: If you want to go and print posters with Charlie's picture for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that. We have right now our civil rights unit looking at that. https://t.co/GugF4PsGwZ" / X
Bondi: If you want to go and print posters with Charlie's picture for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that. We have right now our civil rights unit looking at that. https://t.co/GugF4PsGwZ
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Worst death imaginable for an Italian: “contaminated guacamole”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
War pugs
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Someone in Nebraska loves you, You’ve got an enemy in Pennsylvania, and if Netflix is any clue, Someone you know in Montana is a murderer
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
New flying fear unlocked flip.it/.q1xLp
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Disturbing reason why flight had to be canceled after woman had 'severe diarrhea' and issued public apology
Meghan has told her TikTok followers that her sickness affected hundreds of passengers in Indianapolis.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
son: your dad jokes are stupid me: they're not "technically" dad jokes son: what do you mean? maury: *clears throat*
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It can only ever get more insane the moment a government gets in the business of deciding who gets to look a certain way in public. The law will only get more and more absurd and contradictory.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The best part? It will only cost one billion quintillion kajillion dollars (a real figure) flip.it/f9s.N2
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Proposed spacecraft could carry up to 2,400 people on a one-way trip to the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri
The design for a 36 mile long spacecraft, called Chrysalis, includes libraries, tropical forests and structural manufacturing facilities, all supported by artificial gravity.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
By coincidence, Jizz Lane was the name of the street I lived on during my teenage years, but it was pronounced “Ga-lane”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Why indeed?
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
An *MRNA* vaccine developed by *Israeli* scientists?! This won’t lead to any conspiracy theories at all…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pssst… I’m starting to think Bob might not be Mr. Vylan’s real name…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If they didn’t want to be ambushed, beaten, kidnapped, robbed, confined in squalor, starved, framed as criminals, separated from their children, tortured, and sent empty-handed into an active war zone on a continent they’ve never visited before, then they should never have come to this country!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Osama bin Luther: flip.it/4B6eA-
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The Growing Threat of Homegrown Religious Extremism
The alleged Minnesota assassin was known as a ‘deeply religious’ Christian man. That should be an alarm bell for all of us.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Mike “The Shitbag” Lee getting ratioed by MAGA on the hellsite over his plan to sell off federal land 😂🤣😂🤣😂 x.com/senmikelee/s...
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Mike Lee on X: "None of the places depicted would be eligible for sale under our bill. The legislation specifically exempts National Parks, National Monuments, Wilderness Areas, National Recreation Areas, and eleven other categories of federally protected land from sales to build much-needed" / X
None of the places depicted would be eligible for sale under our bill. The legislation specifically exempts National Parks, National Monuments, Wilderness Areas, National Recreation Areas, and eleven other categories of federally protected land from sales to build much-needed
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
In Russia, whistleblower “accidentally” fall out window In USA, whistleblower “tragically” commit suicide
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Nat Gertler, only mildly scarier @nat.gertler.com · 05/06/2025
It’s because all the kids are going to Harvard and majoring in Lesbian instead of going to a trade school and learning banana construction.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
The mainstream media, the pharmaceutical industry, OSHA, the fire department, the Deep State, and the Toxic Substances Control Act of 1976 don’t want you to know about the health benefits of drinking hydrofluoric acid
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
i don’t think the way to persuade women to have more children is to have a possessed baby floating around their home
the nyt “white house assesses ways to persuade women to have more children” woman sitting on a couch looking impassively away from a pair of floating baby legs
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
A lucky few foreign children will be selected for an all-expenses paid trip to Libya, where they will use their OM skills to (a) construct an eye mask out of dust and cigarette butts; and (b) dig a 727km tunnel under the Mediterranean to safety in Malta. What a great opportunity!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“Secondary partners” sleep like lemurs by underclinging to the arch frame
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
This brazen attack on a treasured American landmark must not go unanswered. The US must immediately respond in kind, by crashing a 1908 Model T overloaded with American soldiers into the Alamo…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Another one bites the Musk!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Peter Thiel really been growing JD Vance clones in his lab! This one was defective, deactivation imminent… #haleyjoelosment
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
BREAKING: White House offers $1000 to immigrants who submit to lethal injection
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Love this for him!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
ICE is doing this to children because the media won’t report their names due to privacy concerns, so it’s less likely for them to become a cause celebre
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
My account is now untrusted
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Mehmet Ali Ağca rn…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Not many people can say they murdered the Pope…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Then they came for Arabs for Trump… flip.it/.p6UKl
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U.S. says it is now monitoring immigrants' social media for antisemitism
Effective immediately, the government says it will begin screening immigrant social media for activity that officials think indicates support for antisemitism.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
…the President had discussed the idea both privately and publicly for “heinous, violent criminals who have broken our nation’s laws repeatedly,” as well as gay hairdressers
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So they do pay taxes
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Your “low-risk” stock portfolio: worthless after multi-day market crash Crypto investors: “Fartcoin is the ultimate diversifier”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“Because I want to bankrupt universities by making international students to pay full tuition afraid to come here” www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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Federal judge orders Trump administration to give reason for Minnesota grad student's ICE detention
A federal judge is ordering federal and state officials — including President Trump — to give reasoning for a University of Minnesota grad student's detainment by immigration agents.
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J'Net @jannetteb.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Senator Chris Murphy took 11 Bluesky posts 4/2,3 to explain what Trump is really doing with tarrifs. This doc has them consolidated with no changes.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
woke is when equations
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
BREAKING: Citizens of Heard and McDonald islands have issued a statement after trump's 10% tariff.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2025
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Counting down to R’s calling her “Satan Crawford” in 3…2…1…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wisconsin hates Elon so much it could be one of his kids.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This, this, and this
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N.S. Dolkart sans nap @nsdolkart.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
We can’t ignore that what our government is doing isn’t really deportation anymore. When you think of deportation, when the US has deported people in the past, it’s been sending people back to their country of origin. Disappearing people to a concentration camp in El Salvador isn’t “deportation.”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Foreigners in the US, get out while you can
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Not satisfied until Musk’s net worth goes negative!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Every single one of my posts is sarcasm, so it means the opposite of what it appears to mean. Unless of course, the opposite of what it appears to mean would be illegal or threatening, in which case it means the opposite of that. youtu.be/JcOfFeKXcd4?...
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Sarcasmaholics Anonymous | Burnistoun
YouTube video by The Scottish Comedy Channel
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