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Sardonicious

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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My standard way to introduce people from now on: “This is Brad. I never met the guy. He’s irrelevant to me. I don’t know who he is.”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Listen all y’all it’s a
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two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a red t-shirt with the word league on it .
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Should’ve read my new book “How to Spend the Summer Roaming Across Europe Without Getting Caught”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Didn’t have “this is free speech but you shouldn’t be employed anywhere if you’re going to say that” on my fascism bingo card x.com/acyn/status/...
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Acyn on X: "Bondi: If you want to go and print posters with Charlie's picture for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that. We have right now our civil rights unit looking at that. https://t.co/GugF4PsGwZ" / X
Bondi: If you want to go and print posters with Charlie's picture for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that. We have right now our civil rights unit looking at that. https://t.co/GugF4PsGwZ
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is how you make sure kids won’t eat them
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Mitch Hedberg is back?!?!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
“Adult content” lmao
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Worst death imaginable for an Italian: “contaminated guacamole”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
War pugs
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Someone in Nebraska loves you, You’ve got an enemy in Pennsylvania, and if Netflix is any clue, Someone you know in Montana is a murderer
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
New flying fear unlocked flip.it/.q1xLp
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Disturbing reason why flight had to be canceled after woman had 'severe diarrhea' and issued public apology
Meghan has told her TikTok followers that her sickness affected hundreds of passengers in Indianapolis.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Denverpuglians
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish, and motherfuckers act like they forgot about GAYS
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
son: your dad jokes are stupid me: they're not "technically" dad jokes son: what do you mean? maury: *clears throat*
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Gouth Cannlama is the best!!!
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It can only ever get more insane the moment a government gets in the business of deciding who gets to look a certain way in public. The law will only get more and more absurd and contradictory.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You’re just thinking like a Fiorata Man
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The best part? It will only cost one billion quintillion kajillion dollars (a real figure) flip.it/f9s.N2
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Proposed spacecraft could carry up to 2,400 people on a one-way trip to the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri
The design for a 36 mile long spacecraft, called Chrysalis, includes libraries, tropical forests and structural manufacturing facilities, all supported by artificial gravity.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
NIMBYism is a disease
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Ghana’s new acting defense minister is a ghost. Easy to understand
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a man in a red jacket says you look like you 've seen a gorgeous black ghost on a netflix ad
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Lock up the tourists, too!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
His family’s reaction?
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a young girl is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed and a watch on her wrist and says `` we know '' .
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is fake, right?
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Stripped of his residence permit for not maintaining a lit cigarette at all times, a crime under French law
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Was all set to look these up on Spotify till I saw the quote…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’m a husband, and my wife wouldn’t mind — she revels in my misfortune
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
What kind of motorbike are you on, and is it up to the task?
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Quite a sunburn she’s got there
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The 40s?! How are you still alive?!?! My sleep is garbage but I’m usually in the 70s
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
By coincidence, Jizz Lane was the name of the street I lived on during my teenage years, but it was pronounced “Ga-lane”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
By coincidence, Jizz Lane was the name of the street I lived on during my teenage years, but it was pronounced “Ga-lane”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Why indeed?
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
An *MRNA* vaccine developed by *Israeli* scientists?! This won’t lead to any conspiracy theories at all…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pssst… I’m starting to think Bob might not be Mr. Vylan’s real name…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pssst… I’m starting to think Bob might not be Mr. Vylan’s real name…
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
<Points to sign>: “Because ADHD”
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The fight against the Trump Organization’s competitors, of course
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If they didn’t want to be ambushed, beaten, kidnapped, robbed, confined in squalor, starved, framed as criminals, separated from their children, tortured, and sent empty-handed into an active war zone on a continent they’ve never visited before, then they should never have come to this country!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
If they didn’t want to be ambushed, beaten, kidnapped, robbed, confined in squalor, starved, framed as criminals, separated from their children, tortured, and sent empty-handed into an active war zone on a continent they’ve never visited before, then they should never have come to this country!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Terrible symbolism seems on point right about now
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“The name’s Bond, James Bond.” <immediately gets shot in the chest, bc what sane villain would allow the world’s most famous secret agent to live one more second>
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Would be great if all these 007s who get massacred had the same classic 007 personality of drinking, womanizing, and bragging (basically Archer)
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Dominatrices everywhere!!! Oh, the horror!!! <kneels>
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Lisan al-Qaib!
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Osama bin Luther: flip.it/4B6eA-
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The Growing Threat of Homegrown Religious Extremism
The alleged Minnesota assassin was known as a ‘deeply religious’ Christian man. That should be an alarm bell for all of us.
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Sardonicious @sardonicious.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Mike “The Shitbag” Lee getting ratioed by MAGA on the hellsite over his plan to sell off federal land 😂🤣😂🤣😂 x.com/senmikelee/s...
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Mike Lee on X: "None of the places depicted would be eligible for sale under our bill. The legislation specifically exempts National Parks, National Monuments, Wilderness Areas, National Recreation Areas, and eleven other categories of federally protected land from sales to build much-needed" / X
None of the places depicted would be eligible for sale under our bill. The legislation specifically exempts National Parks, National Monuments, Wilderness Areas, National Recreation Areas, and eleven other categories of federally protected land from sales to build much-needed
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