iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I BIT OFF A GOBLIN'S TOE AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KEEP IT IN MY INVENTORY 😭🤬

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Was getting a coffee at the grocery store. There were 2 young women baristas, giggling, just doing their jobs in high spirits. A 40-something lady nearby (could've been a store employee or a customer) sternly said, "Hey, how old are you girls?" When they didn't hear her, she yelled "Hey! Starbucks!"

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Floof and Zoom continue to become bestest friends. She's snuggled against him and pressing her face against his face 🥹😍

A little black.amd white dog snuggling with an orange cat on my lap

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have gotten more food poisoning in the past twelve months than I've ever had in my entire life before. Gee, I wonder why that could be?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The autumnal urge to make a new Baldur's Gate 3 durge.

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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

truth from Jenny Zigrino

A stacked set of two screenshots from a standup routine by Jenny Zigrino that say “I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job, they’d be fired”

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Floof and Zoom update: He is just fully sitting on her now. And she loves it so much. LOOK AT HER FAAAAAACE

A small black and white dog staring adoringly at an orange cat sitting on her.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My dog is obsessively licking an unopened bag of cat food like she thinks it's a tootsie pop.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Floof and Zoom update: He is just fully sitting on her now. And she loves it so much. LOOK AT HER FAAAAAACE

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can spend about a billion hours flipping my pillow over and over trying to figure out which side is "correct"

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Got today's latest Peculiarity Shop buy: my spinny pride rainbow ring, which looks perfect next the spinny amber bug and sun ring I also got from them. I talk about @peculiarityshop.bsky.social so much that my phone autofills its name now 🤣

A white hand with a black manicure with white polka dots, a 3D rubber ducky ring, a pride rainbow spinner ring, and an amber spinning ring in the shape of a sun and an insect. The second two are from my greatest addiction, The Peculiarity Shop

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Marie CCS @oxfordcomma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Imaging joining ICE because you want to be a badass who torments immigrants but then you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you so much that it becomes a meme and someone makes crop art about it at the Minnesota state fair and wins a prize.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Do NOT fuck with the price of cheese curds in Minnesota. They are in EVERYTHING. People will riot.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm watching EXIT 8 and so far the only scary thing is how bad the protagonist is at using an inhaler. I am in Yelling At The TV territory over this. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE IT OMFG MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE LOST FOREVER IN PUBLIC TRANSIT HELL

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Serious question: HOW HAVE YOU LIVED WITHOUT FLOOF AND ZOOM IN YOUR LIFE???

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

URGENT UPDATE ON FLOOF AND ZOOM BECOMING SIBLINGS: She's turned the butt-strike into her signature move. Can be found smacking Floof into a wall with it regularly. Nevertheless, he dominates the packing paper empire. The way she turns and runs with her butt scooted down so close to the ground 🤣

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Tapirs have prehensile penises long enough to touch their noses.

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

So hard to get my Medusa bracelet and ring AND my adorable mani in the same pic.

A blonde woman with a polka dot black and white manicure, and a matching set of a silver Medusa ring & bracelet

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The dog has chewed the laces off of all my shoes. Zoom has even chewed through one of the replacement laces before I could even use it. Finally caught her in the act.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

He looks like he fell from the sky and just fell asleep where he landed. ##catsofbluesky

An orange and white cat sleeping flat on his face

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Recovering from a medical procedure and high as balls on edibles, about to start the Interview With the Vampire series all over again. If you need me, too bad, I am a little blob on a couch looking at pretty men.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

JFC how does Project Hail Mary make me cry harder from its sweet beauty every time I see it?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Mistyped yeet as yewt, and now that is the past tense of yeet forever. I was using the word in reference to a hysterectomy. I would love to throw my uterus at a republican. Then I could say I yewt my ute. Plus a republican would get hit by a uterus, as they should be, if they want it so damn bad.

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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I yeet. I yewt. I have yawt.

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 19/08/2026

yeet not, lest ye be yewten

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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Melissa Fehr @melissafehrtrade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Funny you mention karaoke because… bsky.app/profile/meli... (And this is my no1 song on The Failures! I -adore- it!!)

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Stained Glass Eyes by The Vampire Lestat might be one of the best power ballads I've heard in years. It truly has no right to be THIS good, when his band is canonically mediocre. People are gonna karaoke the fuck out of this, as they should. youtu.be/CBMCUSJSuYo?...

youtu.be

Stained Glass Eyes

YouTube video by The Vampire Lestat - Topic

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Got a scary medical diagnosis yesterday and now my dog is at the vet because she had a bad reaction to a vaccine. I would really like for everything to stop being distressing and expensive.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I always wanted a dog that watches TV, until I got one and understood the actual ramifications. Zoom has very strong opinions about Krypto in Supergirl and now she's my pet jump scare.

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hey, look at this piece of shit I encountered

A car that a socipathic fucksock has written the words GO ICE on its rear window

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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Mama is PLAYING and the kittens are BAFFLED. They didn't know she could do that!

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Today, I have been disabled for 16 years. My damaged pelvis is old enough to legally drive. My disability should be wearing a sparkly tiara while presiding over a unicorn themed birthday party. My disability should be receiving a beribboned car so it can gleefully run over my rapist.

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beck! @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

demi lovato get a job stay away from her

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Azam Raharjo @azamraharjo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My mum said “Beware of the face in the tall trees…”

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I need Alexa to NEVER say "Let's get this disco stick party started!" again. Not even if it's necessary to save the entire planet from destruction. NEVERRRRR

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026

John Fetterman pursing his lips in a way that communicates that he’s growing increasingly skeptical of live bird flavor after his fourth live bird

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My phone won't recognize my fingerprint because of cheeto dust 😭

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

SOMEONE HAS ADJUSTED TO HER CONE (and this one million percent needs the Happy Dog song playing while she prances)

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Finally watched Project Hail Mary and am sobbing in the happiest way. How marvelous.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

why is it always incandescent why can’t i be bioluminescent with rage

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The best way to start a Monday is for your lightning fast dog to chase a feral cat in your yard and get a chunk taken out of her chin at 5:30 in the morning. She'll be fine but my bank account is gonna cry.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I injured myself by *checks notes* sleeping on my side for two hours.

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