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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I BIT OFF A GOBLIN'S TOE AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KEEP IT IN MY INVENTORY 😭🤬

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Yeah, you! How old are you?" They hesitated in confusion and then both said they were in their twenties. And the woman got really angry and crazy-eyed, jabbing her finger at them for emphasis on each word, as she yelled "YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED!!!:

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Was getting a coffee at the grocery store. There were 2 young women baristas, giggling, just doing their jobs in high spirits. A 40-something lady nearby (could've been a store employee or a customer) sternly said, "Hey, how old are you girls?" When they didn't hear her, she yelled "Hey! Starbucks!"

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Floof and Zoom continue to become bestest friends. She's snuggled against him and pressing her face against his face 🥹😍

A little black.amd white dog snuggling with an orange cat on my lap

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Oh fuck, MY DOG HAS VERY STRONG AND LOUD FEELINGS ABOUT SCRATCH. 😭 This is going to be a problem. I'm so dismayed but I can't stop laughing. She doesn't seem to understand that he is AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF OUR PARTY. I always have him with me!

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED A CRAB GO DOWN A LADDER. BG3 constantly gives me new things to laugh at.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There's something very funny to me about giving Laezel a crab familiar. Let them be united in their crankiness. I also love love love giving Shovel to Gale.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I restarted from a save so I could still have Gale in my party, but if you cut off his hand, is he just gone from the game? Or does he pop up later on with one hand and a lot of resentment?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is the hottest tav I've ever made. I am so obsessed with her. My very first durge. SHE CUT OFF GALE'S HAND! I know what she's going to do to my beloved Alfira 😭 but I still worship her anyway.

A custom Baldur's Gate 3 character. She is a pale blue high elf with blue horns that become purple at the tips (thank you, mods, I can finally have a horny character that isn't a tiefling). Her white hair is long and hangs down in two heavy braids. She's got a bunch of blue flowers in her hair and cute intricate body ornaments. She's hot af and she'll probably black out and murder you but she'll look soooo pretty while she's doing it.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have gotten more food poisoning in the past twelve months than I've ever had in my entire life before. Gee, I wonder why that could be?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Still proud of my comment of the day parodying Cosmo sex tip articles with something about folding your partner's dick into an origami owl.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Stayed up waaaay past my bedtime downloading BG3 mods, including the Withers Big Naturals one and the Bigger Penis With More Flopping mod. Does the second one even work on Batstarion?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can't believe it didn't occur to me to name her Billie Elvish. DAMN IT

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The autumnal urge to make a new Baldur's Gate 3 durge.

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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

truth from Jenny Zigrino

A stacked set of two screenshots from a standup routine by Jenny Zigrino that say “I know the grim reaper is a white man because if anyone else was this bad at their job, they’d be fired”

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Floof and Zoom update: He is just fully sitting on her now. And she loves it so much. LOOK AT HER FAAAAAACE

A small black and white dog staring adoringly at an orange cat sitting on her.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My dog is obsessively licking an unopened bag of cat food like she thinks it's a tootsie pop.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

She's an Italian greyhound mix, but we don't know what the other part is. She definitely has some big terrier energy.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Floof and Zoom update: He is just fully sitting on her now. And she loves it so much. LOOK AT HER FAAAAAACE

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can spend about a billion hours flipping my pillow over and over trying to figure out which side is "correct"

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Got today's latest Peculiarity Shop buy: my spinny pride rainbow ring, which looks perfect next the spinny amber bug and sun ring I also got from them. I talk about @peculiarityshop.bsky.social so much that my phone autofills its name now 🤣

A white hand with a black manicure with white polka dots, a 3D rubber ducky ring, a pride rainbow spinner ring, and an amber spinning ring in the shape of a sun and an insect. The second two are from my greatest addiction, The Peculiarity Shop

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Marie CCS @oxfordcomma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Imaging joining ICE because you want to be a badass who torments immigrants but then you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you so much that it becomes a meme and someone makes crop art about it at the Minnesota state fair and wins a prize.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dude could get a whole side gig as a spatula

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How will that stop him from having like eight toes?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There was a restaurant in Red Wing literally named Let Me 🧀 U. In Minnesota you can get fried cheese curds on top of literally every food product ever made anywhere in the world, including extinct animals. You can order fried cheese curds on a dodo. Cheese curd is currency.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Do NOT fuck with the price of cheese curds in Minnesota. They are in EVERYTHING. People will riot.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Either this movie was deeply bland and boring or I am simply not smart enough to understand it. That's a real possibility.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He's coughing and wheezing and falling down while I screech YOU HAVE TO SHAKE IT

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm watching EXIT 8 and so far the only scary thing is how bad the protagonist is at using an inhaler. I am in Yelling At The TV territory over this. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE IT OMFG MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO BE LOST FOREVER IN PUBLIC TRANSIT HELL

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Serious question: HOW HAVE YOU LIVED WITHOUT FLOOF AND ZOOM IN YOUR LIFE???

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Me too. I had a wonderful terrier that could command a whole orchestra with her buttacks, they were so powerful. But Zoom's definitely a natural born fighter with a bright future for her behind.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

OMFG SHE WALKED RIGHT UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE EYE 🤣😭

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Serious question: HOW HAVE YOU LIVED WITHOUT FLOOF AND ZOOM IN YOUR LIFE???

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Floof is famous and beloved at the animal hospital. One of the vets I saw recently was excited about finally having a chance to ACTUALLY meet Floof. When I rescued Zoom, she was so traumatized and scared that she could barely stand. My vet swore they'd become buddies. I doubted it. Now, ✨️THIS✨️!

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

URGENT UPDATE ON FLOOF AND ZOOM BECOMING SIBLINGS: She's turned the butt-strike into her signature move. Can be found smacking Floof into a wall with it regularly. Nevertheless, he dominates the packing paper empire. The way she turns and runs with her butt scooted down so close to the ground 🤣

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Please use my normal shipping info and oh god I AM the most chaotic one, arent I???

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ugh i just totally fucked up the shipping info with this. Paypal part of process crashed and, yeah, yet again, sorry! I hope I'm not the most chaotic customer 😬

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Tapirs have prehensile penises long enough to touch their noses.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026

we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Nothing can do this ring and bracelet justice, tbh. It's extraordinary up close. Absolutely, and fittingly, stunning.

A 3d silver Medusa bracelet. The snakes wreathimg her face are all beautifully textured and detailed. Her face is carved from labradorite.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

So hard to get my Medusa bracelet and ring AND my adorable mani in the same pic.

A blonde woman with a polka dot black and white manicure, and a matching set of a silver Medusa ring & bracelet

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

One of my favorite things to do to a sim was to put it in a room without doors or windows, and nothing but a hot tub inside. The sim cries and dies in a warm soup of its pee.

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