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Sarah Joy Shockey

@sarahjoy.bsky.social
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
New Bigfoot dropped
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kat blackheart @gothfem.me · 29/10/2023
hamburger for my real friends, real burger for my ham friends
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
lucky day on the job hunt!
It’s a job listing asking urgently for a “Female Singer to Sing My “Let It Go” parody to see if it w..”
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Daryl Apparyl @darylapparyl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
In 2024 I made @sarahjoy.bsky.social’s wedding dress! The lace skirt is detachable, and the body of the dress is made of spandex for optimum dance floor movement! There’s a small lace window in the chest where we sewed Sarah’s grandmother’s locket so it was part of her special day
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hear, here! Check out our live playing of PARADIGM! An adventure game I am fallin' in love with: www.twitch.tv/ps_garak
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PS_Garak - Twitch
PARADIGM! Adventure Tuesday!
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
them: don’t be scared, Joe Rogan kettlebell can’t hurt you JR55lbKB:
A truly wild full skull sculpture of Joe Rogan with a kettlebell handle that looks like devil horns the way it is cropped. Joe has hollowed out irises and swirling intense eyebrows. His lips are puckered with effort, not romance. $400
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Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Plus there's a live Masters of Mayhem special where the Baron (Chris Rathjen), Dripfang (@kevinsciretta.bsky.social) & Squibbert (@sarahjoy.bsky.social) talk about evil holidays. (But sorry that one's only available on the Patreon) www.patreon.com/posts/master...
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I know 6 men named Edward They do not get along For chanting is an art form And they’re bad at singing songs!
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
the guy in the middle seat of the U-Haul is ALWAYS the hottest of them
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Truth or
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Dale Bowman @bowmanoutside.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
The kiind of mystery that intrigues me, a logperch in the Fox River. chicago.suntimes.com/2023/12/13/2...
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A chance to ponder a darter among other catches from the Fox River
An unknown fish, which turned out to be a logperch, was on the exhaustive list of fish Vince Oppedisano caught from the Fox River this year.
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Sarah Faber @sciencebanshee.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
To all my Friends Old and new 8pm this is for You A stream on Grayson’s Channel Show American Girls And Jokes You know!? twitch.tv/intrudercloud 8pm CST starring Ben Vigeant Liz Anderson Me and Grayson And Grayson
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intrudercloud - Twitch
Hangout stream for old and weird games or maybe just whatever I want to play
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
ORSON WELLES: *sitting at a big desk in front of a book case, looking at a leather bound tone, he chuckles to himself and looks up at the camera* aaaaah.... REAL monsters
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
getting too high in a circle and just letting em tell stories around ya
An Applause brand Abu hand puppet from the movie AladdinAn Applause brand Abu hand puppet from the movie Aladdin - closer up and slightly less hinged expression wise than the first
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
uber simping for me when there aren’t enough drivers kinda makes me smile ☺️
Screenshot of Uber saying I am a top passenger and they appreciate my loyalty. Drop-off by 11:07pm (yeah right!)“Remember your first trip with Uber in 2013?”
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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @bvigeant.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
certainly in my case as a weird basement dwelling teen, i grew up into an adult and just realized that all of that is perfectly fine and you're generally more well adjusted if you embrace what makes you happy rather than get angry about happy people.
an r. crumb comic where a weird lookin guy looks at a guy labeled "normal guy" and thinks to himself "I loath every person I see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
nobody makes me look as good as the ceiling mirror in my work’s elevator (yes I am employed and allowed to be there!!)
A great selfie of me with glowing blue eyes
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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
shots from today's walk 📸#photography
Photograph of trees at sunset.Photograph of a tree at sunset.Photograph of trees at sunset.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
finally, a tweet i scheduled: i always give cheers for cheers (the show!)
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Please join me and the gang on Twitch for a big announcement (that we are having fun): www.twitch.tv/ps_garak
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
did you guys know this??
An ink drawing on latticed oval with gold frame of Mr. Darcy, Pemberley Champion. He has a WWE style belt at his shoulder and the open white blouses shirt he puts on after swimming in the 1995 Colin Firth / Jennifer Ehle Pride & Prejudice adaptation
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
my genz friend thought it was “pee brain” because the brain was so stupid it was covered in pee. never corrected her; hope it replaces “pea brain” (size of) idiom forever
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9gag @9gag.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
all I know is that i better stop clicking on Garfield and Snoopy vintage paraphernalia on fb marketplace
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Elena @elenarenn.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Updraft - a painting I did last year. Thought it looked appropriate for a first post on this platform 😂
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 25/10/2023
Found a serious leak under the sink. Please send help.
A leak (the vegetable) looking serious under a sink.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Facebook still has its draw for me honestly
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23/10/2023
🎵 No one has a fake belt on his shirt like Gaston! 🎵
A movie-accurate Gaston costume.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
talkies - small brain explosion movies - medium brain explosion thinkies - now that’s what I call a brain explosion!!! vol. 8 crankies - 🫣🧠💦 readies - ain’t they just called BOOKS - folks,
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
telling someone 40 years older than me my little theories on generational gaps between x y and millennials
Sir David Attenborough side sitting on a sandy beach talking intently to a giant sea turtle
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
somebody once told me the world was gonna roll ME?!?!?!?
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
before I got fired — NOT SAYING THIS IS WHY — I had a Baby Grayson bag as decor on the only office I was ever granted
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
i will never forget Toronto’s now defunct city block haunted ass weird store HONEST ED’s
Large black sign with white letters: HONEST Ed’s DENTURE CLINIC (phone number not visible due to glare) then the word DENTIST with a tooth icon. Below is a store display under fluorescent lights of about 30 mouthwash bottles and a hand lettered sign that says “SCOPE” MOUTHWASH 750 ML 4.99
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/10/2023
the Frito-Lay corporation should make a thicker, sturdier version of the ruffle because i think loaded ruffles could be a big hit for them
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
the reverse wink: close both eyes a while and then open one, look directly in their two eyes and close again for as long as it takes (to gain respect/make a moment last)
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
My Haunted Mansion is deeply and intricately run by HIM
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
rhyme and reason for the season
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
avoid scams everyday with three simple cards
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
the duality of existence is wanting to light the candle yet fearing the result
An iron figure laying outstretched with a crescent moon head, gazing at an unlit magenta candle (where a genital would be on a person)
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
if you’re not sure what to say in small talk, here’s one I keep at the ready:
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/10/2023
comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
It’s true, George Jetson said it comicswebsite.online
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
See me, Girl Goofy, and how I Really Look in the grand finale of our game tonight in 3 minutes over at twitch.tv/ps_garak
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PS_Garak - Twitch
Silly nonsense man who loves old games, and weird games. And everything in between.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Join us for the debut of The Funny Music Show! twitch.tv/Bughousetheater
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
my names Hubert Reginald Galaxy Bambly and my hobby is:
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Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Today everything is being said by me in the passive voice.
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
there is no hook. the security of our purses is. at stake
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
It was only when I gave up the control of wanting to be Ravenclaw, that I truly became Hufflepuff
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Sarah Joy Shockey @sarahjoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
“and are the M-I-L-Fs still in my area?”
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