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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kershaw and Rizzo added as much to these broadcasts as I would add to a triple-bypass.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I only saw Clayton Kershaw pitch in person once and he lost and it was fucking great.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thought Justin Verlander retired two years ago.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Another thing I love about Iron Chef is the translation script sometimes just straight up says "wow this guy fucked up everything".

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My favorite part about this is that DoorDash spent a bunch of money trying to make sure Mamdani didn't get elected because they knew he was going to do this and it didn't work so they wasted that cash AND had to pay up. Could have just been fair to begin with. Now look.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's wild that there's a new Street Fighter movie coming out and I'm in absolutely no danger of seeing it.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

TV peaked when my guy on Iron Chef bit into the bell pepper.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whenever I want to know what's best for a construction company, I always ask the least skilled and most accident-prone employee. Forget the person perfectly laying the foundation. Gimme the guy with his head stuck in a bucket.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What do you MEAN the Packers lost that game. What do you MEAN.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears true crowning achievement.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Peanut Punch! When someone does a Peanut Punch in a game you have to say Peanut Punch it's a rule it's in the Constitution.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What is. The Brady-Strahan commercial. Saying. Exactly.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you're watching Jets-Titans and it's not for work you can't be helped. Whatever has a hold of you will never let go.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The league has to make the Browns start Watson every game.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OK that Caleb rush was cool as hell.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The less I know about Jets-Titans the better.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Based on score Jags-Browns looks like comedy and Saints-Lions looks like penance.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It seems that in putting together a gameplan for this season the Chicago Bears forgot the other team is also allowed to score. Common mistake happens all the time.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just finished Carl Hiaasen's "Double Whammy" and it has something happen to a character in it that is a genuine first for me. I've never even conceived of it happening to someone.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mike Vrabel on the sideline in a "Wives Are Great" hoodie.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'll fight this movie with my bare hands.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have never ever ever ever ever one in my life said this about anything related to the St. Louis Cardinals; This fucking rules.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I, too, often demand a brand new house when I don't own the first one and also just very publicly had to get bailed out financially because I big-brained all of my money into a septic tank.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This picture gives off serious "Why Won't You People Let Me Leave Work" vibes, so I guess I've found my favorite F1 driver.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What I love about college football is that it wastes no time each season reminding you that it's very stupid.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

His case obviously bolstered by his stellar work in the college ranks.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"How's it goin' letmegeta a beef wit hot peppers and hose the bridge on that for me, thanks."

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A lot of companies all of sudden unable to get their thought-leaders on a call.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me on a reality competition show ruining the vibe by demanding to be sent home immediately.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Aspiration reporting aside, the PTFO episodes about this debacle gave viewers incredibly valuable insight into how money works inside sports. Chicago in particular should be very interested in the episodes where David Samson very honestly detailed the business of stadium building re: public funds.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ESPN needed four reporters to get the Clippers story wrong, too. Impressive.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Clippers spent all that money and not a damn thing changed.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Shout out to the woman who walked by while I was saying to my rose bush "No god damnit you can't act like this you're an adult."

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Not enough glee for Novak Djokovic going out weird. Not enough yippee yahoo hooray in my opinion.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Solipsistic is a great word that I never remember the definition of.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I feel like I'm going to find out that somehow I too have been sending Kawhi Leonard money.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

All of Pat McAfee's dreams are coming true and we all have to suffer, apparently.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I tell you something right now that is never a lie; I see a raccoon? In every day life? I'm going to lose my SHIT.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

What the fuck has happed to Dunkin Donuts is a sentence I just said out loud after seeing the Kyle Jenner commercial.

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Hello from the Magic Tavern @magictavern.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We've got a new unlocked bonus episode from season 2 of Offices & Bosses. Dripfang ( @kevinsciretta.bsky.social ) joins the game as the campaign turns towards starting a band. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

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emily kardamis 🌻 @corruptedgem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

hello #portfolioday! I’m Emily Kardamis, a cartoonist and illustrator (and designer, and zine maker, and—) I love bringing fun characters and vibrant worlds to life! check out my portfolio site here emilykardamis.com and shoot me an email if you want to talk about a project! (:

A poster for the Hello from the Magic Tavern 10 Year Tour: Arnie, Usidore and Chunt stand upon a cliff with waves crashing from the ocean below, bathed in the golden hues of sunset. A crow flies by above the title of the podcast.

A photo of a plant with pea pod like seeds, overlain with an illustration of a small, flower fairy like creature who holds one of the pods in her hands. It’s winter time.

A crop of The Lost Adventures of Dripfang, chapter 4, for Hello from the Magic Tavern. Dripfang stands on top of a slain demon as a village crowd cheers behind him. He remarks, sourly, “I’m in hell.”

A panel from a comic for Push the Roll with Ross Bryant, the “The Levers that Tilt the World” scenario. In it, three of the player characters huddle around an old computer, searching for information, while the fourth player character gets attacked in the background by an animatronic rabbit skeleton.

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Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Click on the #portfolioday posts. You'll be glad you did.

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