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They pay brisk money for this crap? MAKE ME BETTER and NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH on sale now Hellraiser, Eat the Rich, Echo Wife, Spread Me @ your local bookstore and comic shop

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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did I tell y'all that I got to write Flash Gordon? I got to write Flash Gordon!! The art in my issue is by Jan Balduza and this cover, which is based on my story, is by Arif Prianto Yanick Paquette.
The cover of FLASH GORDON QUARTERLY #9 features art from the Flash Gordon comic I wrote! Flash is riding a horseshoe crab, which is an alien creature that js a horse on the top half and a crab on the bottom half. I worked on the issue with artist Jan Balduza; this cover is by Arif Prianto Yanick Paquette
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 16h
While you wait to find out if you're approved for your galley, can I recommend checking out some of the research material I used for the book? Such as the declassified CIA field manual for Simple Sabotage, which you can read for free, in full, right now!
dn720702.ca.archive.org
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 16h
Downright Scoundrels Needed is on Netgalley!! If you want to read about outlaws putting bullets in fascists, making fuses, and throwing sand in the gears of the state machine, this one's for you.
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Downright Scoundrels Needed
NetGalley helps publishers and authors promote digital review copies to book advocates and industry professionals. Publishers make digital review copies and audiobooks available for the NetGalley comm...
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay #PortfolioDay let's go. I'm Lucy Bellwood, Adventure Cartoonist. I tell stories that ignite a sense of possibility! If I’m going somewhere, I want you to come with me. I love traditional media, the postal service, great big boats, & using comics to make people feel less alone. lucybellwood.com
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
O dear
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thats how I've always had them! You gotta trim out the rib, and then the texture of the leaf is pretty similar to a tough-ish tortilla.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very genuinely love collard wraps but if I could eat wheat tortillas I am sure I would be profoundly distressed by them. That said they have the structural integrity to hold a burrito together
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Oni Press @oni-press.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
👑CRUEL KINGDOM 2 #2 IS OUT TOMORROW!👑 ⚔️Kneel and beg for another ruinous day of existence... because @eccomics.bsky.social rules over this kingdom now!⚔️ [Excerpt from ‘EVERY ROSE’ by Sarah Gailey & SOM]
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Gennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Divest from Harry Potter and JKR, y'all. It's okay to feel sad about no longer engaging with something that meant a lot to you, but a fictional world that funds a very real assault on trans rights will never be more meaningful than caring about the safety of trans folks.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
one assumes
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes!!! it is so important to me to NOT cut into that time by fucking around and being late ;_;
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gailey is a monster who must be stopped (complementary)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🥰 they'll never take me alive
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As a comics writer I'm the first domino in a long row. If I miss my deadline, I'm handing crunch to my everyone else on my team. And that crunch compounds the deeper into the process we get, so my "oops I'm two days late" could turn into my letterer's "I only have three hours to get this done"
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Stingtay @kauantai.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am smitten. Literal horse + crab
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Only if they base it on my alien pirate rodeo gladiatorial battle
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As it happens that is what they are called. Bc i love my little jokes
Text from my Flash Gordon comic script, which reads:

THE HORSESHOE CRABS: These are horses that are currently halfway through the process of carcinisation, if carcinisation happened from the bottom up. They can all look like different types of horses and should be visually distinct – a palomino, a thoroughbred, etc. Structurally, everything from the body up is massive, hellish clydesdale; but instead of horse legs emerging from the body, we have six crab legs, plus two huge claws in front. These things are muscular, glistening, and radiate power. They should read as halfway between horse and crab, with the dimensions of the body still fairly horse-like.

Here’s the horse-parts checklist:
✔️Head
✔️Horse ears
✔️Horse nose
Horse eyes → eyestalks
✔️Horse mouth
Normal horse teeth → baleen
✔️Neck
Mane → lots of little tentacles
✔️Torso/abdomen
Tail → one BIG tentacle
Legs → Crab
Hooves → ??? Honestly, I could go either way on this. I want to leave it to the artist in terms of what’s more fun to draw (standard crab legs or crab legs with hooves on the ends)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As it happens that is what they are called. Bc i love my little jokes
Text from my Flash Gordon comic script, which reads:

THE HORSESHOE CRABS: These are horses that are currently halfway through the process of carcinisation, if carcinisation happened from the bottom up. They can all look like different types of horses and should be visually distinct – a palomino, a thoroughbred, etc. Structurally, everything from the body up is massive, hellish clydesdale; but instead of horse legs emerging from the body, we have six crab legs, plus two huge claws in front. These things are muscular, glistening, and radiate power. They should read as halfway between horse and crab, with the dimensions of the body still fairly horse-like.

Here’s the horse-parts checklist:
✔️Head
✔️Horse ears
✔️Horse nose
Horse eyes → eyestalks
✔️Horse mouth
Normal horse teeth → baleen
✔️Neck
Mane → lots of little tentacles
✔️Torso/abdomen
Tail → one BIG tentacle
Legs → Crab
Hooves → ??? Honestly, I could go either way on this. I want to leave it to the artist in terms of what’s more fun to draw (standard crab legs or crab legs with hooves on the ends)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i think i may be the luckiest person ever to live??
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(I missed an ampersand so it looks like Yanick Paquette & Arif Prianto is one long name but in fact I believe these are multiple people)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love the horse crabs so much 🥲
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did I tell y'all that I got to write Flash Gordon? I got to write Flash Gordon!! The art in my issue is by Jan Balduza and this cover, which is based on my story, is by Arif Prianto Yanick Paquette.
The cover of FLASH GORDON QUARTERLY #9 features art from the Flash Gordon comic I wrote! Flash is riding a horseshoe crab, which is an alien creature that js a horse on the top half and a crab on the bottom half. I worked on the issue with artist Jan Balduza; this cover is by Arif Prianto Yanick Paquette
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Francis @datafran.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For anyone playing along at home, you can disable biometrics on an iPhone by rapidly pressing the wake button 5 times. The screen will go black, and require a passcode to unlock, which will re-enable FaceID. For your AppleWatch, lift the watch off your wrist for for a few seconds.
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⧖ big rock big water ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigwater.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is exactly how it goes in my head when I push back too 😂😂😂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
O yeah it is pretty much every time for the past six years or so! I am just soooo interesting 💅
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh I absolutely brick everything before going into a checkpoint. If they wanna see pictures of my cat they'll have to look in my wallet (or as mentioned previously, browse my posts in the bathroom)
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That last part may be embellished or perhaps entirely fabricated. Who could say
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When they grabbed my phone I told em to read my posts on the toilet like everybody else! Then the tsa agent said "is my job fascist security theater? Should I quit? Should people in power bleed to atone for the institutions they have created to harm and control us?" And we parted ways as comrades
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Excitingly this morning's screening escalated from the usual patdown to a gentle attempt to get into my phone! Also the fruit cup at the bar next to my gate is literally $18. All this for the power of flight
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Got pulled for "random screening" like always & then paid the standard $800 for airport gum & got asked if I wanted to round up to donate "to the troops". In case you are wondering why they sell whiskey at the airport at 7am
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Terminator sure hits different during the prologue-years huh
The opening of THE TERMINATOR features a bombed-out cityscape with the title card LOS ANGELES 2029 A.D.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Terminator sure hits different during the prologue-years huh
The opening of THE TERMINATOR features a bombed-out cityscape with the title card LOS ANGELES 2029 A.D.
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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thinking about the effort "Hellraiser"-era Clive Barker put into casting a hot Frank (a man who is on screen for 30 seconds before being dismembered) vs a hot Julia (a woman who must conduct many scenes of torrid sensuality while wearing a pantsuit and Ricardo Montalban's hair from "Wrath of Khan")
FRANK, with his eyeliner and his tousled hair and his tan, in the rain. I cannot stress enough that we see this guy ONCE before he spends the entire rest of the movie in a latex goo suit made to look like exposed innards.JULIA, who is a perfectly lovely actress, but saddled (in this movie) with the task of seducing half of England while sporting a series of sensible pantsuits and stiff, columnar, unmoving hair
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Jon @phyrkrakr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If nobody has mentioned FIRESIDE, I'll give it a shout I bought the printed versions , mostly because I wanted @sarahgailey.bsky.social 's story, STET firesidefiction.com/stet
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STET
Section 5.4 — Autonomous Conscience and Automotive Casualty
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Psychopomp @psychopomp.com · 09/10/2026
hello, I am doing some research and would like to tap into the collective brains of BSKY: 1. can you share some genre or literary fiction magazines that have closed and the archive is NO LONGER ONLINE 2. the same but the archives remain online FOR NOW i would also appreciate RTs for awareness 💀
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 09/10/2026
Things are slowly heating up. While they are still simmering, it's a good time to review skills for street protests. Unfortunately, everyone should read "A Demonstrator’s Guide to Responding to Gunshot Wounds" in order to be prepared for a worst-case scenario. Hopefully, you'll never need it. 🤞
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A Demonstrator’s Guide to Responding to Gunshot Wounds
Even if you have no medical training, there are things you can do to maximize the likelihood that a person who is shot in your vicinity will survive.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't mean to be controversial or political but I think the paramilitary force full of violent failsons that acts with absolute impunity is not good
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idk y'all I think the secret police that violently terrorizes our neighbors and doesn't bother following any laws nor vetting the people they hire for mental health problems and histories of violence, and that recruits with nazi iconography may be bad actually
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Lynne Sargent @lynnesargent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My updated @canconsffh.bsky.social schedule! I've got a few more things on Saturday now, the Year's Best Canadian SFF Volume 3 Launch, and the (official) inaugural Can*Con Cabaret! Come say hi!!
Lynne's Can*Con Schedule.
16 Friday 7pm - Class Conflict and Resolution in SFF with Sarah Gailey, tonia laird, and Rachel Rosen
17 Saturday 2:30pm - Year's Best Canadian SFF Vol. 3 Launch
17 Saturday 7pm - A Can*Con Cabaret
18 Saturday 1pm: Noble Knight, Courageous Cop with S.M. Carriere, tonia laird, and Erin Rockfort.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably not!! But I LOVE Sardinia!! If you drink alcohol, please have some Mirto for me (white Mirto is my #1 but all Mirto is good Mirto)
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E. Catherine Octobler @ecatherine.com · 09/10/2026
I can't thank any of you enough for showing up for me. 🙏 We're almost halfway there, whoa badger on a pear 🍐🦡🐾 www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...
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Donate to Help Support Elise While She Recovers, organized by Sean Markey
hello. friends if you're reading this, you're likely a Friend of The Deadl… Sean Markey needs your support for Help Support Elise While She Recovers
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favorite!!!!
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slide 4: The data is sobering. But the news is not all bad. In fact, in Texas, one of the states with the highest number of book bans, a recent poll found that 90% of Texans believe public libraries should be treated as an essential service. (A graphic of the state of Texas shows a book with hearts coming out of it.) Data from a statewide opinion poll by KRC Research on behalf of the Texas Library Association.
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slide 5: Authors and librarians need YOU. Even just one person speaking up in support of a book or an author can sway opinion at a school board meeting. Book banners win when the rest of us are silent. Don't stay silent. This Banned Books Week, make plans to call your reps, keep track of book-banning attempts in your community, and research the candidates for your local school board elections. Together, we can make a difference.
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slide 6: Are you a published author? Join Authors Against Book Bans. Whether your book has been banned or not, this is a fight that involves and affects all of us. We need you.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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Maria Haskins @mariahaskins.com · 08/10/2026
THIS. Having a story published in Shimmer is one of the highlights of my life. If you look at the authors that were published by @ecatherine.com in Shimmer (and if you look at her work at @thedeadlands.com now), you will SO many awesome writers. Donate to help her: www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...
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Donate to Help Support Elise While She Recovers, organized by Sean Markey
hello. friends if you're reading this, you're likely a Friend of The Deadl… Sean Markey needs your support for Help Support Elise While She Recovers
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am ready for the HELLRAISER game
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