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Sarah Enni

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podcasts x books x sports 💪 essays & podcasts about the Seattle Mariners, life, etc @ sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 3h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 10h
May heaven for Jim be endless buckets of slop ✌️ open.spotify.com/episode/1FRz...
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Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker: The God Fraud | Part 1 | 83
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, Joe Mixon eh?
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An exhausted lizard being warned by a computer that he’s “running out of it is what it is” and asked if he wants to continue
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahhahaha Seahawks what are we doing hahahaha
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s another Herbert?!
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re learning it doesn’t matter who Jim Nantz is in the booth with, he’ll only ever hear “WOW JIM!”
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Jourdan Rodrigue @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take out the Seahawks/Chargers cartridge, blow on it, start the game over
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Monkey can’t believe what he’s seeing
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn they said this was a strong password
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A black and white photograph. A man sits in a chair. He has on a suit and tie along with glasses, and his holding what appears to be a cigar in his hand. The sign behind him reads, “WATCH HORROR FILMS… KEEP AMERICA STRONG.”
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shutting up is and will always be so, so free
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The people demand Tomlinverse: Ep 2
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Watching this made me want to download SimCity so bad 2. Tomlin's kid is the unheralded co-star 3. When this entire series is out, I'll be falling asleep to hours of this man talking about Jack-and-Jill bathrooms
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Jo Zienty @jozienty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The October Country by Ray Bradbury. Love this quote:
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s hard to sleep when Jon Ossoff keeps texting me
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay fine I'll cheer for you
Payton Tolle hugs Dom Canzone
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First time a piece of media fully broke my brain. Made grandma read it again, and again, and again.
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May I offer an alternative
My mom’s top 100 tv show list (sponsored by Acorn)
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Melania Trump unveils her single attempt at being a normal First Lady: the campaign “Be Best,” which was never defined and never did anything
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we go with Andy McKay I will do several happy dances www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...
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5 possible replacements as Mariners begin manager search
The search for Dan Wilson's successor is expected to begin in earnest this week. Here's a list of potential managers likely to pique the Mariners' interest.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ringer and.... Netflix Sports? Who's on that beat?
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing a lot of “🧵(1/38” this morning and guys, please, it’s Monday
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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@pika_nekopanda

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ落ち着いてください。助けは来ませんよ。

Translated from Japanese by Google

To all the Americans facing Monday morning, please stay calm. No help is coming.
3:54 AM • Apr 6, 2026
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW from me: Over the last 4 years, America has lost more than 200k jobs in creative fields like publishing, film, TV, or graphic design. It's the worst stretch for arts jobs outside of recessions. How much is AI to blame? And can the arts' business model survive?🧵 www.apricitas.io/p/ai-and-the...
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AI and the Fall? of the Creative Class
America is Losing Hundreds of Thousands of Jobs in Media, Film & the Arts. How Much is AI to Blame?
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ideas for my midlife crisis: -Become swift like a coursing river -Develop force like a great typhoon -Build all the strength like a raging fire -Mysterious like the dark side of the moon
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO ONE TOLD ME OUR FIRST CONFIRMED DRAG QUEEN IN A THROUPLE WAS ON THIS SEASON
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baseball is over. Time for British Baking Show, my other favorite blend of self-effacing workaholics who will never fulfill their concept of perfection
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fans and players all tearing up during Rick’s speech. What a mensch 🔱
Mariners players and fans listen to Rick Rizzs’s retirement speech
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Benny Drawbars playing “In My Life” already got me emotional
Benny Drawbars, organist for the Kraken and the Mariners, plays on the final day of the season
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crowd spontaneously reviving the JP chant 🥹
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually a Mariners post
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Ladies Man (2000)
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, 2026. Had to get one more kick in right on Kade Anderson's elbow on the way out
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight is the most confounding night on my timeline. Still (technically) baseball happening, a lot of college football, and what is AEWAllOut Whole bunch of all caps proper nouns I don't recognize
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Rick Rizzs weekend to all who celebrate
T Mobile park on 9/25/26
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mom isn't on here but she wanted me to share this
My mom's list of the 100 best TV shows
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SEAMILF?? @justwhitney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
14 years ago September 24th just isn’t your day Green Bay 😂
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LAZ!!!!!
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chalamet subtweet
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Ms didn’t have an identity for 6 months until the rediscovered the old one: be as stupid as possible as late as possible
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I only care about Josh Naylor
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know Bazardo loves a short pant. But his knees are bare. I see the man's kneecaps. What is happening
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