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Saph🦇🐺✨️

@sapphiccryptid.bsky.social
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🖤🐺✨️ werewolfdyke with a certification in silly goosery ✨️🪿🖤 18+

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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder to drink water, take your meds, also when's the last time you ate?
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Note to self: even if it's mostly because of sleeping, still make sure there is LESS than 13 hours between meals 😅
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know. Kudos to Mojang. I wasn't too surprised by the Winter Drop announcement, their hints were pretty big clues, but that last announcement... That has blown my mind.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Build child care centers. Build health centers. Build community centers. Not data centers. And not ICE detention centers.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s amazing to me how many people have never heard of an accomplice. Oh so if I helped you plan how to kill someone and then you did it, all of a sudden that’s on me? Yes! You’re an accessory to murder!
YouTube video title: ChatGPT Killed a Child

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@moop3788 • 11 months ago
If someone told me to commit a crime or something else, is it that person's fault if I do it? Are we really trying to say that we have no free will when talking to Al? I'm sorry but blaming Al for people acting on its 'advice' is removing the blame from the people doing the actions. The blame still lies with the person taking the action.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
theres nothing worse then wanting to join someones server really badly and realizing you really dont fit in at all
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The urge to sell an organ for PC money just so I can replay Skyrim for the 4000th time
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I was just a little more condescending, I'd start a web series where I sit down with someone who thinks cigarettes are inherently harmful, put a pack of them on the table, and then we sit and wait for it to do something harmful on it's own. 30 minutes of uncomfortable silence. "Any moment now..."
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hope all my bisexuals out there enjoy their week of visibility! 💙💜🩷
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beyond anything, I just don't know how cis folks who claim to support trans rights can stomach this shit. Like, at BEST you're teaching your kids someone can be EVIL but as long as they make fun and cool things you can like whatever they do and brush aside the other stuff. A PRETTY FUCKED LESSON
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As long as HP is culturally relevant, she will feel emboldened to behave this way. She has EXPLICITLY said as much. Also, she has stated that every dime she makes from the series goes to anti trans orgs. Keeping it relevant keeps people buying. Effectively, praising HP is just advertising hate.
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Lydia 🥀 @lydz.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
JKR: “I take consumption of HP media as endorsement of my beliefs” Libs: “but is it morally wrong to consume HP media?”
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm tired of this* grandpa
An unfinished cobblestone colloseum with an oak partial roof covering floating over a sky blue void in minecraft.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, I didn't expect this, but I don't disagree with the advice 😂
A picture of a red wrench with what my "lgbt weapon preference" is underneath:
Hammer.
Whether it's a tack hammer, a piece of pipe casually repurposed into a club, or a wrench swung around like a survival horror guy out of bullets, you are a classic Hammer Gay. You would absolutely love to hear someone's bones crack under the force of your blows, but you are a gentle spirit not predisposed to mischief. Advice: get into the kind of kink where people draw blood. It's a better use of your time than the Internet, and you'd have a better time than you'd think.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
whoever blocked someone for this was right to do it. this is a straight up lie lol youtu.be/LmfFpg15ECI
youtu.be
Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Toma - Yeen Baws - @itomaisfuzzy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you had a good time and it wasn't made with genAI don't call it slop. Just because the experience is relatively simplistic and designed to be enjoyed with others that doesn't make it lesser and it certainly doesn't make it slop. Games like PEAK, Big Walk, or Lethal Company are works of art.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."

Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism

[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when t-pain sang "shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low" he was talking about interest rates. not many people know this
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder that the period of America that was economically best for its citizens overall: • we had a maximum income limit • not only taxed the ultra wealthy, but made them pay a 91% tax rate • started introducing social programs, affordable housing programs, & free college
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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A screenshot of space Princess Peach from Mario Party 2. Towards the bottom of the image is colorful Mario font that reads, “Inaccessibility is a form of segregation.”
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some of the bitches crying WE NEED COMMUNITY 😭 are the same bitches cheering when rural areas get hit by horrible shit like only 1 group of people live there.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sending transphobes to a re-education camp but it's actually just summer school.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
PSA to all the authors out there...some more than others: But you can write a fat character...without harping on how fat they are every time they do anything. Also, you can write a fat character...without them being a terrible person. It is possible, we do exist, and I believe you are capable.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anybody know any good (free) sites/apps where one can send documents through? I'd like to be able to ask my friends to read over my writing, but I used to always use Google Docs for that.. But I'd rather NOT give my writing to AI.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay so maybe meditating before I write needs to become a regular practice 😅
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anybody know any good (free) sites/apps where one can send documents through? I'd like to be able to ask my friends to read over my writing, but I used to always use Google Docs for that.. But I'd rather NOT give my writing to AI.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All apps are turning into the same app and I'm tired of getting "Keep up your streak!⚡️💪🏻" every time I check my email.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't believe there's anybody still actually trying to say this is a thing. I mean, I can, but I can't.. Some people truly just live in an alternate reality.
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am a girl. I like reptiles and horror movies and science fiction and comics and TTRPGs, and for my entire life, every time I have entered a space, I have had to prove that I didn't "steal" it from the person* it rightfully belonged to. (*Boy, then man.)
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I keep getting YouTube ads and, sometimes it's for a movie, recently it's a lot of Navy: Forged By The Sea, but every once in a while, very rarely, I am given a gift.
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 Animate! Philadelphia (Pennsylvania) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Why/How do people deny the Holocaust happened? There were literally people who lived through it???” Well, interesting news! You’re watching that same process develop again in real time!
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If nothing else, reading a Not Very Good book has made me motivated to work on my own writing!
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes I read things that motivate me to write half out of spite.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm working on not arguing online anymore. Still care about the things I argue about, but all it's really doing is negatively impacting my health and also I think half of them have a humiliation kink and I'm not going to participate in their kink for free.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
100% of straight people die at some point after having sex. Doesn’t seem like something we should be allowing schools to teach our kids about.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
PSA: You don't need to play devil's advocate. He has plenty of people advocating for him already.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay, so, I won't try to tell people exactly how much to show vs tell in their stories... But I'm saying as a reader, if everything happens "off-screen," so to speak, what exactly do you expect me to get invested in?
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Historian discussing the Library of Alexandria.* Anthropic exec: oh hold on wait no that’s really cool let’s just do that!
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Recommendation if you have flare ups of pain but the thing that helps changes depending on the flare; meditate. It won't do shit for the pain, but if you can find a good audio to do it to and get at least part of your body to relax - it might tell you where you need to focus your efforts.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My face hurts so bad rn and nothing helps for more than 1 minute and I can't even cry about it because that will make it worse 😭
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Perhaps I'm not meant to sleep this night.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fun fact: did you know that it's possible for your period to cause gum inflammation? BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Try to remember these game releases for 2030*, 2040, 2050. If TES:VI is any indication.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Finally watched Weapons! I won't lie. It took a minute to grab me, but the ending really sold it A+
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