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Saph🦇🐺✨️

@sapphiccryptid.bsky.social
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🖤🐺✨️ werewolfdyke with a certification in silly goosery ✨️🪿🖤 18+

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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's amazing how people who love to hear themselves talk don't seem to hear the words coming out. Fascinating.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Source?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not many people know this but Mary Shelley was actually a woman.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder to drink water, take your meds, also when's the last time you ate?
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Note to self: even if it's mostly because of sleeping, still make sure there is LESS than 13 hours between meals 😅
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know. Kudos to Mojang. I wasn't too surprised by the Winter Drop announcement, their hints were pretty big clues, but that last announcement... That has blown my mind.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Build child care centers. Build health centers. Build community centers. Not data centers. And not ICE detention centers.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s amazing to me how many people have never heard of an accomplice. Oh so if I helped you plan how to kill someone and then you did it, all of a sudden that’s on me? Yes! You’re an accessory to murder!
YouTube video title: ChatGPT Killed a Child

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@moop3788 • 11 months ago
If someone told me to commit a crime or something else, is it that person's fault if I do it? Are we really trying to say that we have no free will when talking to Al? I'm sorry but blaming Al for people acting on its 'advice' is removing the blame from the people doing the actions. The blame still lies with the person taking the action.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 21/09/2026
theres nothing worse then wanting to join someones server really badly and realizing you really dont fit in at all
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The urge to sell an organ for PC money just so I can replay Skyrim for the 4000th time
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So your rebuttal is that you're stupid then.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I was just a little more condescending, I'd start a web series where I sit down with someone who thinks cigarettes are inherently harmful, put a pack of them on the table, and then we sit and wait for it to do something harmful on it's own. 30 minutes of uncomfortable silence. "Any moment now..."
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hope all my bisexuals out there enjoy their week of visibility! 💙💜🩷
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beyond anything, I just don't know how cis folks who claim to support trans rights can stomach this shit. Like, at BEST you're teaching your kids someone can be EVIL but as long as they make fun and cool things you can like whatever they do and brush aside the other stuff. A PRETTY FUCKED LESSON
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As long as HP is culturally relevant, she will feel emboldened to behave this way. She has EXPLICITLY said as much. Also, she has stated that every dime she makes from the series goes to anti trans orgs. Keeping it relevant keeps people buying. Effectively, praising HP is just advertising hate.
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Lydia 🥀 @lydz.eurosky.social · 02/09/2026
JKR: “I take consumption of HP media as endorsement of my beliefs” Libs: “but is it morally wrong to consume HP media?”
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Per floor. 😭
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If anyone was curious, I dont have the count for slabs, but the interior arches I'm working on now use, estimated: 24 torches 64 cobblestone stairs 219 cobblestone walls 378 cobblestone blocks - and I will need about 500 stone slabs for flooring - I have no idea for cobblestone slabs, just LOTS
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*mining stone
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm tired of this* grandpa
An unfinished cobblestone colloseum with an oak partial roof covering floating over a sky blue void in minecraft.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well, I didn't expect this, but I don't disagree with the advice 😂
A picture of a red wrench with what my "lgbt weapon preference" is underneath:
Hammer.
Whether it's a tack hammer, a piece of pipe casually repurposed into a club, or a wrench swung around like a survival horror guy out of bullets, you are a classic Hammer Gay. You would absolutely love to hear someone's bones crack under the force of your blows, but you are a gentle spirit not predisposed to mischief. Advice: get into the kind of kink where people draw blood. It's a better use of your time than the Internet, and you'd have a better time than you'd think.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
whoever blocked someone for this was right to do it. this is a straight up lie lol youtu.be/LmfFpg15ECI
youtu.be
Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Toma - Yeen Baws - @itomaisfuzzy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you had a good time and it wasn't made with genAI don't call it slop. Just because the experience is relatively simplistic and designed to be enjoyed with others that doesn't make it lesser and it certainly doesn't make it slop. Games like PEAK, Big Walk, or Lethal Company are works of art.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."

Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism

[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when t-pain sang "shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low" he was talking about interest rates. not many people know this
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In conclusion; Tax the rich. Give everyone healthcare. And don't trust mainstream media to get the facts straight - check for yourself. (Actual sources; not AI.)
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These people could EACH give anywhere from $1-10 to every individual in the US AND STILL BE VERY WEALTHY. It is genuinely insane that anybody thinks they "earned" that when out of everyone in their company, they work the least. They aren't the ones pulling all nighters or doing physical labor.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These are multi billionaires. If you took a dollar from a 1 billionaire and gave it to a random person, and you did that for every person in the United States - more than half of that singular $1 billion would remain. More than 650 million, in fact.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In fact, bringing these things back would be CHEAPER for the taxpayers. The people who want you to think this is impossible want you to believe that so they don't have to pay taxes and get to keep their dragons hoard of wealth.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The people who want you to think it's impossible for us to help the poor AND do well as a nation bought the media to spend as long as they needed drilling it into your fragile head. These things have always been possible, including universal healthcare, not only possible but affordable!
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder that the period of America that was economically best for its citizens overall: • we had a maximum income limit • not only taxed the ultra wealthy, but made them pay a 91% tax rate • started introducing social programs, affordable housing programs, & free college
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If she supports trans people, I support Trump 😂
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Truly, we need to go back to all in just making fun of them for being WEIRD. It was one of the more effective tactics, it got to them more than being called a nazi does.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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A screenshot of space Princess Peach from Mario Party 2. Towards the bottom of the image is colorful Mario font that reads, “Inaccessibility is a form of segregation.”
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's like ordering doordash and claiming because you told them what you wanted - you're the cook. "Who is really the author?" I know who isn't!
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you are one of said bitches, some of the people you are demanding community with live in the places you're wishing natural disasters upon.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Some of the bitches crying WE NEED COMMUNITY 😭 are the same bitches cheering when rural areas get hit by horrible shit like only 1 group of people live there.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not everybody in rural areas voted for them. Leftists also exist in rural areas. People who voted against this also get fucked.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sending transphobes to a re-education camp but it's actually just summer school.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If I open a book, and youre hitting me with a fat character lifting his fat body out of his chair and talking with his fat face and then sitting down and the chair groaning because of his fat body and him resting his fat hands- It's gonna be a DNF. You need to fucking chill.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
PSA to all the authors out there...some more than others: But you can write a fat character...without harping on how fat they are every time they do anything. Also, you can write a fat character...without them being a terrible person. It is possible, we do exist, and I believe you are capable.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anybody know any good (free) sites/apps where one can send documents through? I'd like to be able to ask my friends to read over my writing, but I used to always use Google Docs for that.. But I'd rather NOT give my writing to AI.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Very true
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Add in weeks of barely even opening the app and same, it's honestly such a cycle Dont want to post or engage because nobody talks to me > nobody talks to me because I rarely post or engage 🔁
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Honestly, a little of both? The way it started was the same, but the details of it and how that scene ended were totally different than what I had been stewing with. I still think those scenes will happen, just not where I originally planned them to lol.
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Saph🦇🐺✨️ @sapphiccryptid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
AND I'm happy with (MOST of) what I've written already!
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