Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had my first taste of a dish made with actual cinnamon (rather than the thicker cassia common in India) today and, I have to say, I'm not impressed. Weak and insipid in comparison. 000
Reposted by SantoshBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food 61109121955
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's a sorry state of affairs when goddamn Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage is freely available to stream, and Stop Making Sense isn't (and I say this as a Rush fan). 001
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I still haven't seen the new Spider-Man, but I find it hard to believe that people are going crazy for Wolf Like Me, that tuneless, hookless, grooveless mess. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Now that Cillian Murphy has the clout, he should strike while the iron is hot and get the David Byrne biopic done ASAP. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wanted to listen to Sara Watkins on the Nerdist podcast from way back in 2010. I listened to the whole episode on a whim and boy, how the other two never took turns slapping Matt Mira unconscious amazes me. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Unironically following up Mr. Jambo with Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The first episode of both The Sopranos and Star Trek: The Next Generation seemed meh to me, and I didn't keep watching either. My loss, I guess. 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Fun ideas that I like to imagine in my head but I'll never enter into an AI image generator, part 1 of ?: John Cena's alcoholic Greek half-brother Rhett 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Had one of the strangest dreams of my life last night - me, a friend I haven't seen since college, and my dad went to get shawarma rolls from a shop that used to be Indiana Burgers on Brigade Road, and walked back home with them. I guess my brain is taunting my gout-ridden feet. 020
Reposted by SantoshBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall* 362649474
Reposted by Santoshanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137463525
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I didn't realise this was so controversial. For the record, I always ask before squeezing the lime. 010
Reposted by SantoshRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Every earthy wet stink can be petrichor if you’re desperate enough to write a poem 1515732
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026*bursts in 36 hours too late* More like Nate MAGAtze, am I right?! 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'd love to know the story behind this particular sign. 020
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Highly ironic to see Knicks championship posts on Bluesky, the Brooklyn Nets of social media. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yes, you've seen it before. Watch it again. The quickest four minutes you'll spend all week. youtu.be/-APvKTcUW9Y?... 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The kind of rewards my bank offers me. I know several women who'd slap you if you called them 'musky mademoiselle'. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026(metaphorically) shouting into the void at 4am, waiting for the paracetamol to kick in so I can sleep. Listening to Gaucho, though, so not all bad. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Hyping myself up before multiple doctor visits tomorrow. youtu.be/NEvxLjxkEz8?... 020
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Things are so bad I've resorted to listening to the one good Oasis song. youtu.be/maTP315XZCQ?... 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Bangalore rains have started, and the Superego podcast is back. It's like the universe is paying me back for hospitalising me for two months. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Considering the fact that it's zero sugar, Dr. Pepper Cherry Crush has no right to be as tasty as it is. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026After much deliberation (and my old laptop blowing up in my face, forcing my hand), I've plumped for a ThinkPad. Bit of a journey to the past, seeing as how a ThinkPad was my first laptop back in 2005. Googling 'how to disable Copilot' and crossing my fingers. 030
Reposted by SantoshAvinash ಅವಿನಾಶ್ @tnavinash.bsky.social · 27/01/2026A major problem getting off twitter and sticking to Mastodon 🐘 or Bsky 🦋 is the almost complete absense of voices from South Asia (and fhe global South). 😭 Please link to interesting accounts from said regions in replies to this tweet 🙏🏾 011
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I know I talk entirely too much about Bill McClintock, but this mashup is almost too good to be true. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3L... 010
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Watching the DIddy documentary, and <spoiler> OF FUCKING COURSE it was the old greying grinning clueless star-struck South Indian man who didn't believe the victims, and let Diddy walk. Jesus, that made my blood boil. His family's bank accounts need investigating. 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Oooh, my first personal AI fuckup! I should have this framed. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 03/12/2025That tracks, to be honest, but I was hoping for a better percentage. Maybe next year. 010
Reposted by SantoshChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better. 411440481
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Why is my Gmail inbox putting black spots on all my unread emails? I feel like I'm in Treasure Island. 000
Reposted by SantoshMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/11/2025How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time. 583709655
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? There's an argument to be had whether 'perfect album' = 'personal favourite' and vice versa. Nevertheless, 020
Reposted by SantoshSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum 141441144
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The one question I have is whether Jay Graber is being paid by Elon Musk to drive people back to Twitter, or by Mark Zuckerberg to encourage Threads adoption. I think we deserve to know. 030
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025On the plus side, she looked like she was having fun on Taskmaster this season. 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025So X is Twitter, but Bluesky is Shitter. I can't keep up with all these name changes. 010
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This news breaking so close to the release of @electrolemon.bsky.social's comedy special simply HAS to mean something. 010
