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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had my first taste of a dish made with actual cinnamon (rather than the thicker cassia common in India) today and, I have to say, I'm not impressed. Weak and insipid in comparison.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The, for lack of a better term, paper trail is what sets this particular situation apart, I think. There are multiple Tiktok videos of Stella Lefty covering songs that she's later been accused of plagiarising.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a sorry state of affairs when goddamn Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage is freely available to stream, and Stop Making Sense isn't (and I say this as a Rush fan).
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fucking for peace is like bombing for virginity.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Never, you hear me?! NEVER!
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Serves him right, for committing acts of soccer.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I still haven't seen the new Spider-Man, but I find it hard to believe that people are going crazy for Wolf Like Me, that tuneless, hookless, grooveless mess.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I know flash mobs are so 20 years ago, but this always makes me smile. youtu.be/7qHClLZVc6k?...
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now that Cillian Murphy has the clout, he should strike while the iron is hot and get the David Byrne biopic done ASAP.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you live near an Indian grocery store, there should be several rice add-ins available there in powder form, for quite cheap. Puliyogare (tamarind rice) is my favourite, but several others will be available. Add oil to a pan, fry the powder, add the rice, mix well. Ready in minutes.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wanted to listen to Sara Watkins on the Nerdist podcast from way back in 2010. I listened to the whole episode on a whim and boy, how the other two never took turns slapping Matt Mira unconscious amazes me.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Unironically following up Mr. Jambo with Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Similar to how I feel when my fellow Indians go to restaurants and ask for 'chicken tikka masala, but spicy'. My brother in Christ...
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A few years ago I described it as 'America's greatest achievement since the moon landings', and got no pushback.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I keep hearing it gets really good, and I remember liking the scattered episodes I saw during its first run, back when I was like 7 years old. I just don't have it in me to sit down and go through it season by season.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The first episode of both The Sopranos and Star Trek: The Next Generation seemed meh to me, and I didn't keep watching either. My loss, I guess.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fun ideas that I like to imagine in my head but I'll never enter into an AI image generator, part 1 of ?: John Cena's alcoholic Greek half-brother Rhett
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
At least we still have Toni's Chocopolycule, they'll never take that away from - DAMMIT
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Had one of the strangest dreams of my life last night - me, a friend I haven't seen since college, and my dad went to get shawarma rolls from a shop that used to be Indiana Burgers on Brigade Road, and walked back home with them. I guess my brain is taunting my gout-ridden feet.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nickelback played on vinyl.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I didn't realise this was so controversial. For the record, I always ask before squeezing the lime.
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Every earthy wet stink can be petrichor if you’re desperate enough to write a poem
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*bursts in 36 hours too late* More like Nate MAGAtze, am I right?!
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lovely Rita: A Karma Police Mystery
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'd love to know the story behind this particular sign.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If I didn't know better, I'd say this was another Everything Factory, but we were promised only one Game Samer this season. Can't wait!
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As someone diagnosed with kidney trouble in March and forbidden from eating potassium-rich foods, I never thought I'd miss bananas as much as I do nowadays. Very much a don't know what you've got till it's gone situation.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'll be the 20th person to say a comprehensive list of Vic breaking.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Highly ironic to see Knicks championship posts on Bluesky, the Brooklyn Nets of social media.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No no, generational Milwaukee big men go to the Lakers.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ah well, nevertheless
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Followed swiftly by Desus and Mero.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Smartup, even.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm Nausaged, in that I'm nauseated by sausage.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
... although, to be honest, I've preferred this version ever since I first heard it in 2018. youtu.be/8hEYwk0bypY?...
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yes, you've seen it before. Watch it again. The quickest four minutes you'll spend all week. youtu.be/-APvKTcUW9Y?...
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The absolute worst Elton John song.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
'Fly Emirates, you fools!'
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
'He broke his silence over the world's greatest joke!'
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I felt like Indiana Jones when I discovered this while randomly browsing on YouTube a few years ago.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Boy, he really wants to hit that 100 books mark.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The kind of rewards my bank offers me. I know several women who'd slap you if you called them 'musky mademoiselle'.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This simply has to happen, especially since Gary Larson is working again.
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Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Deleted from YouTube, for some reason. Here's the whole monologue. www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNe...
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