Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had my first taste of a dish made with actual cinnamon (rather than the thicker cassia common in India) today and, I have to say, I'm not impressed. Weak and insipid in comparison. 000
Reposted by SantoshBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food 60109161961
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The, for lack of a better term, paper trail is what sets this particular situation apart, I think. There are multiple Tiktok videos of Stella Lefty covering songs that she's later been accused of plagiarising. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's a sorry state of affairs when goddamn Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage is freely available to stream, and Stop Making Sense isn't (and I say this as a Rush fan). 001
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I still haven't seen the new Spider-Man, but I find it hard to believe that people are going crazy for Wolf Like Me, that tuneless, hookless, grooveless mess. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know flash mobs are so 20 years ago, but this always makes me smile. youtu.be/7qHClLZVc6k?... 010
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Now that Cillian Murphy has the clout, he should strike while the iron is hot and get the David Byrne biopic done ASAP. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you live near an Indian grocery store, there should be several rice add-ins available there in powder form, for quite cheap. Puliyogare (tamarind rice) is my favourite, but several others will be available. Add oil to a pan, fry the powder, add the rice, mix well. Ready in minutes. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wanted to listen to Sara Watkins on the Nerdist podcast from way back in 2010. I listened to the whole episode on a whim and boy, how the other two never took turns slapping Matt Mira unconscious amazes me. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Unironically following up Mr. Jambo with Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Similar to how I feel when my fellow Indians go to restaurants and ask for 'chicken tikka masala, but spicy'. My brother in Christ... 020
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A few years ago I described it as 'America's greatest achievement since the moon landings', and got no pushback. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I keep hearing it gets really good, and I remember liking the scattered episodes I saw during its first run, back when I was like 7 years old. I just don't have it in me to sit down and go through it season by season. 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The first episode of both The Sopranos and Star Trek: The Next Generation seemed meh to me, and I didn't keep watching either. My loss, I guess. 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Fun ideas that I like to imagine in my head but I'll never enter into an AI image generator, part 1 of ?: John Cena's alcoholic Greek half-brother Rhett 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026At least we still have Toni's Chocopolycule, they'll never take that away from - DAMMIT 050
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Had one of the strangest dreams of my life last night - me, a friend I haven't seen since college, and my dad went to get shawarma rolls from a shop that used to be Indiana Burgers on Brigade Road, and walked back home with them. I guess my brain is taunting my gout-ridden feet. 020
Reposted by SantoshBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall* 362649474
Reposted by Santoshanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I didn't realise this was so controversial. For the record, I always ask before squeezing the lime. 010
Reposted by SantoshRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Every earthy wet stink can be petrichor if you’re desperate enough to write a poem 1515732
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026*bursts in 36 hours too late* More like Nate MAGAtze, am I right?! 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'd love to know the story behind this particular sign. 020
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If I didn't know better, I'd say this was another Everything Factory, but we were promised only one Game Samer this season. Can't wait! 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As someone diagnosed with kidney trouble in March and forbidden from eating potassium-rich foods, I never thought I'd miss bananas as much as I do nowadays. Very much a don't know what you've got till it's gone situation. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I'll be the 20th person to say a comprehensive list of Vic breaking. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Highly ironic to see Knicks championship posts on Bluesky, the Brooklyn Nets of social media. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026No no, generational Milwaukee big men go to the Lakers. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026... although, to be honest, I've preferred this version ever since I first heard it in 2018. youtu.be/8hEYwk0bypY?... 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yes, you've seen it before. Watch it again. The quickest four minutes you'll spend all week. youtu.be/-APvKTcUW9Y?... 100
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026'He broke his silence over the world's greatest joke!' 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I felt like Indiana Jones when I discovered this while randomly browsing on YouTube a few years ago. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The kind of rewards my bank offers me. I know several women who'd slap you if you called them 'musky mademoiselle'. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026This simply has to happen, especially since Gary Larson is working again. 000
Santosh @santoshjs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Deleted from YouTube, for some reason. Here's the whole monologue. www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNe... 100
