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Sansa Snark

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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 7h
I just learned that luna moths are born without mouths or digestive systems so they just starve to death within a week of emerging from the pupa and that is fucking me up for some reason
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 23h
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 23h
You know that Black Mirror episode where the woman who committed a horrific crime gets her memory wiped every night and then has to relive the terror of realizing what she did while the public watches and screams abuse at her, day after day after day? I want that for these people
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Going to start doing the Ruby Rhod “bzzzt!!” thing to my kids when they won’t leave me alone
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Gif
ALT: Gif
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spooky season viewing starts with BACKROOMS
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Showing the kiddos HOCUS POCUS for the first time tonight 🥹
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/10/2026
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update: college kids use AI but generally speaking, they hate it 😂🥹
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Throwing today’s lesson out the window and having a class discussion about AI and its place in creative content and advertising instead, because I can
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This fuckin game 🙃
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone responsible for the Joey Porter Jr. trade is dead to me
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 30/09/2026
Join us on Tomorrow, October 1st at 430pm at 525 E 68th St. We are picketing New York Presbyterian, which has also ended care for trans youth, and is likely speaking to the DOJ about a settlement too 🏳️‍⚧️🪧
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today has been bad, just really dogshit, but the Pens beating the snot out of the Flyers to open the season helps
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I fucking hate this man
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey remember how Trump is in the Epstein files like 84,000 times
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am…unsettled by this
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Foxes guarding the henhouse, etc.
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a strange feeling wanting your team to win but your QB to lose
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This headline is a circle of hell
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 23/09/2026
Time to revolt
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s 58 degrees outside and I just got into the cold plunge anyway because tonight’s workout was murder on the legs so if I freeze to death on my back porch I love you all
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel confident that it’s not too early in the season to say that I was right to keep my expectations low for the Steelers
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I look at all the people I know posting tons of photos of their kids on social media and think that I’m a weirdo for NOT doing that…but I’m not, right?
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ESPN: No politics unless it's right wing politics. They fired Ryan Clark so a punter wearing a sleeveless tee could get a boner looking at helicopters.
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just one, huh
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have complicated feelings about Jim Carrey but you couldn’t have cast a better Dr. Robotnik in these Sonic movies
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEW SEASON OF THE TRAITORS BABY, LFG
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outerpanda 🇵🇸 @outerpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zapp Brannigan taught us exactly how to handle this situation almost 27 years ago.
Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan drags away Earth President McNeal in a brown sack to applause.Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan deposits sack containing Earth President McNeal in front of Lrrr’s ship and says “Here he is!”Scene from Futurama S1E12 “When Aliens Attack”, Zapp Brannigan, after depositing sack containing Earth President McNeal in front of Lrrr’s ship and now says “Come and get him!”
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just saw a post from an acquaintance confirming the birth of her healthy baby boy (good) but celebrating her decision to have a “wild pregnancy” (bad)
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2026
when ur corrupt oligarch homies fail to stop the release of a movie that documents ur words and actions
a disheveled and corpulent Elon Musk looks up in annoyed surprise, a glass of wine in one hand and french fries in the other
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Measles cases just confirmed in our county, riiiiight when my 4 year old is due for his booster 🙃
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
6 yo: Can you put on your favorite singer? Me: Who do you mean? 6 yo: Her picture looks like a princess? She has blond hair? Me: … 6 yo: She sings about Jolene! Me: 🥹
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning, don’t work out so hard that you shit yourself today
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m running for president on a single-issue platform which is no more backing into parking spaces
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Sansa Snark @sansasnark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How I woke up knowing it’s that time of year when F1 and NFL overlap and the races are almost never the same time as Steeler games
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Good Morning Smile
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