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Sanophale

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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My feed is all "Ace Combat" this and "ooh Ace Combat ate" that. Bring back pilots that FUCK.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not feeling up to painting minis, so I finally got around to priming my terrain. This is a test batch, seeing how equal parts water, mod podge, and black craft paint work. Also the lawn ornament with the flaking paint my mom wanted repaired.
Several pieces of wargaming terrain and one lawn ornament, freshly primed black.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know warpstone when I see it. I'm betting it's from clan Moulder, you can see the pedestal of melting flesh beneath it.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keyboard cat has announced it is pulling out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
A cat in a blue shirt really getting into the groove at the ol' ivories.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
**Spoilers ahead for the next season of America:** Highway Traffic Safety approves conversion kits for F150 trucks to run on all-American beef tallow. Dr. Phil is executed by Greenland's war crimes tribunal. Trump authorizes doctors to use experimental thoughts and prayers.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look, I am just saying every box of Warhammer- and I mean EVERY box of Warhammer should include one small themed pet on a 25mm base.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/09/2026
The reason we spend so much money being awful to unhoused people is the system needs a visible reminder of what landlords and bosses are threatening you with.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
And this is why we need to help people stop focusing on a brand name and start hating the surveillance state as a whole.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP to a real one.
Stratos from Sacrifice, the deity of air, embodied in the form of a helium tank with a yellow balloon with a smiley face coming off the top in a blue and white robe. Voiced by Tim Curry.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026
This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮‍💨
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The trial of the first person that sues for being sexually harassed by their company mandated AI is gonna be HILARIOUS.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you get the new Warhammer TOW core box they leave you with close to two full warriors worth of parts, which I and my rudimentary sculpting skills could not let stand.
A picture of two Warhammer Warriors of Chaos. On the left, the legs and back half of a torso, left open as the model is clearly missing parts. On the right, those same legs and torso now turned into a complete model with the addition of Milliput and additional bits. The one on the right is swinging his shield and flail in a dynamic pose. The Milliput looks great, don't check in on this one, just trust me. It's like if Michaelangelo mpregged Monet and their baby sucked out all their knowledge and made a Warhammer mini. Also don't check if Monet was a sculptor, I have the impression he was.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can't imagine what horrible chemicals they probably put into that drink to make it colour changing.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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CookieButterGamer98 🍓 🔞 @strawsavvygal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2024
Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I will never forgive Grok for tarnishing a perfectly good orc name
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If there’s one question I’ve been asked more than any other it’s this: “Will there be a sequel to Infinite and the Divine?” Today I can answer: YES. Join Trazyn and Orikan as they try to mend their relationship by ruining the galaxy… again. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
warhammer-community.com
Trazyn and Orikan return in The Wicked and the Warped
The next Black Library novel by Robert Rath is coming.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of the most mundane truths in the world is that the biggest threat to any person comes from their own government, as a simple function of proximity and opportunity, and begging them to protect you from The Foreigners is a great way to increase your vulnerability.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's called Freedom 250 because that's the capacity limit, citizens 251+ will be free if spaces open.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bill Frist gives Mitch McConnell a clean bill of health. (For the young people, Bill Frist was the repub senator, with a medical degree, who said Terry Schiavo wasn't dead. Okay hold on, so Terry Schiavo was... you know what, just google it.)
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I really need to get this on a t shirt or a tshirt:
QR code.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Do yourself a favor and read this. I know 'digital security incident report' sounds uninteresting but for real check it out.
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I especially love this diagram.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
did u even make something if i don’t have to google “ending explained”
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
National mall cops.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A discount Elon Musk figure saying "I'd love to bend your ear about white fertility rates."
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"where are you gonna get your news from keez?" sorry but I'd rather live in the dark than listen to blatant propaganda
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is why I'm thinking of moving to Flint Michigan, the lower taxes! I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth and ask why they're lower. It would be rude.
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What are you talking about, we've had group chats on this site for years -- you didn't get invited to any?
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turnip max @turnipmax.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The long suffering barmaid at the Twisted Herring
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When the Houthis were seizing Israel-tied boats in a manner approved by international law, Canada committed troops to help bomb Yemen. To be consistent, Carney should commit troops against Israel in the same way.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My friend Doug is coming to the Nintendo eShop later today. He's chill, you'll like him.
My friend Doug is coming to the Nintendo eShop later today.

He's chill, you'll like him.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I didn't know how bad I wanted this until I saw it.
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Matcha @counterpixel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pridehammer, you say?
Front view of an Adeptus Custodes Shield-Captain wearing a rainbow Pride-themed crestSide view of an Adeptus Custodes Shield-Captain wearing a rainbow Pride-themed crest
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Brown Recluse Bites White Obtrusion
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He's playing a game of secret not-Hitler.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A bunch of Counts from Sesame Street beating up someone, with the caption "Counting Gang Violence," is that anything?
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"AI, make a movie that's a romantic comedy of what it would look like if my ex-wife didn't leave me and take the kids. Make sure it has at least three sex scenes between my wife and I, and make sure each time she says that I'm good at sex, and she doesn't think I smell bad."
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ 𝟏𝟎/𝟒 @maybecam.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026
eek
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kuck Patel.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just like Jesus, Poilievre also suffered (a political defeat) and changed locations to return (to conservative leadership in a more favorable riding). He should really push this new messiah message harder, I'm sure it's gonna be a hit.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A photo of the Vox-Relay, greatest model of all time, with a bunch of stickers on it. The text at the top says "#1 VOX-RELAY FAN CAMS." Smiley faces flank it with money flying away from one. One is saying "OMG," the other "Kony 2012 never forget."
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What would you trust more to encounter when alone in the woods: • a man in a star trek shirt • a bear in a star wars shirt
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Moments before:
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2, where Liquid Snake is saying "I'm going to swat down a couple of bothersome flies." This is right before he takes out two F16s with a Hind-D.
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Sanophale @sanophale.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just fun comedy guy Trevor Moore making fun comedy jokes.
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