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Sally

@sandypollstein.bsky.social
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Middle aged autistic lady. A real condescending ribbon of brine. She/her.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Is it possible to get On Cinema Gregg on Infowars to spill the dirt
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Logged into Twitter for the first time in like 3 years to try and figure out whether this was a fake, or the Onion got Alex Jones’ Twitter account as part of the deal. I cannot believe it’s real. ☠️
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Thank you MoneyZap!
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hey @impishmatt.bsky.social, I used a piece of your pixel art (I think it's yours?) that I found on Pinterest to create a cross stitch, and I would like to properly credit you if I post it anywhere. Is this your Gritty? If so, do you have a preference as to how I link to you?
A pixel art version of Philadelphia Flyers' mascot Gritty, with a watermark for @impishmatt and @impishmattspixelsA small framed cross stitch based on the pixel art of Gritty, with the text "Ni dieu, ni maître", which is French for "No god, no master"
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hell yes. “The [WNBA] minimum salary will be $300,000, up from $66,079 in 2025 and the supermax salary will start at $1.4m.” www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...
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Top WNBA players set to make more than $1m a year after new CBA agreed in principle
The WNBA and its players’ union reached an agreement in principle on a transformational new collective bargaining agreement
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I did not expect Deb, but here we are. Queen of Lake Havasu. She totally stole the show for me. #oncinema
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I got the Oscar fever. #oncinema
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Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My prediction for the On Cinema Oscar Special: New leads a tight and engaging show. Gregg provides expert analysis with flawless predictions. Mark crushes it with a string of impeccable and fresh celebrity impersonations. A perfectly executed final show, with nothing going wrong 🙌
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's On Cinema at the Cinema on Variety 🍿 variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
‘On Cinema at the Cinema’: How Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington Pull Off the Internet’s Most Deranged Movie Review Show
Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington discuss 'On Cinema at the Cinema', the internet's most deranged movie review show.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I wish somebody would please recut that Mercy trailer so the judge is one of those AI barber heads with no face and three ears, and all the “AI police surveillance footage” in the back is humanoid robots kicking their handlers in the crotch.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My first mortgage payment finally came out on Friday. I don't think you can rent a 1-bedroom apartment in this city for at least a couple hundred dollars MORE than my monthly mortgage payment. The financialization of housing is a criminal conspiracy.
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Happy Unrivaled Season 2 Tipoff to all those who celebrate.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Unrivaled kicks off today, and Canadians can watch it on YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/Fv4s3kG...
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Mist VS Hive | Live Game | Unrivaled Basketball
YouTube video by Unrivaled Basketball
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This should exist in every city in the country.
Screenshot of a press release with the headline: “Mayor Mamdani Announces Formation of ‘Rental Ripoff’ Hearings.” 

Subhead reads: “‘Rental Ripoff’ hearings in all five boroughs will offer New Yorkers a microphone to share poor conditions, unconscionable business practices that City will act on.” Body text reads: “NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani today signed an executive order directing the Department of Housing Preservation & Development, the Department of Buildings, the Mayor’s Office to Protect Tenants, and the Department of Consumer and Worker Protection, in coordination with the new Office of Mass Engagement, to hold ‘Rental Ripoff’ hearings across the five boroughs within the first 100 days of the administration. At these hearings, working New Yorkers will be able to speak about the challenges they face — from poor building conditions to hidden fees on rent payments. Following these hearings, the Mamdani administration will publish a summary and report detailing common themes and areas of opportunity, and the testimony shared at these hearings will directly inform policy interventions to take on these ripoff tactics. Details about the hearings will be available at nyc.gov/RentalRipoff.”
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hi, I am studying library science, the thing everyone claims LLMs are good for. Spoiler: they aren’t. I’ll start with a hypothetical based on a thing I have dealt with a thousand times. Person comes in and says, “I don’t remember the title or the author but I know it’s about vampires.”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Schneid-man. Makin’ excuses. Schneideriderdingdong. Can’t face the truth. Making excuses. Schneider. Career in the toilet. Dependant on Sandler. Makin’ excuses.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A frog dressed as a knight, with text saying “Don’t be the bigger person, be the bigger problem”
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I do not want to go into 2026. It's too late for me. Leave me here. I'll guard the door to make sure 2025 doesn't escape.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Album cover for 1999 Matthew Good Band album titled beautiful midnight. It shows lightning in the sky over a road and mountains
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
#oneofthetwo Because your desire to “return to normal” doesn’t supersede the safety of others - maybe if you listened to people living with #longcovid, you’d know that. Shame on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social for punching down in the hackiest possible way.
Middle aged lady wearing an N95
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/12/2025
It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic. It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today. Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We need those who claim to be “left” to stop punching down on the disabled, covid cautious and immune compromised. Masking is resistance. It’s community care. The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back. Healthcare is being gutted. There’s never been a better time to mask
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Some ~personal news~
open.substack.com
Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi
Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
When you’re chronically ill, the holidays hit different. They’re exhausting, isolating and lonely. It’s important to set and hold boundaries. Make your own traditions and find ways to cultivate joy. Here’s to another Chronic Illness Christmas: www.disabledginger.com/p/another-ch...
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Another Chronic Illness Christmas
When you're chronically ill, the holidays can be lonely. Feelings of guilt are common. A look at how to set boundaries, support other disabled people and a reminder that you're never alone.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Ding! Dong! Happy holidays, gang. youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ?...
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Ringing of the Bells | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
YouTube video by The Muppets
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Tulsa King of Kensington, which will be hilarious to about 6 people who are a) Canadian and b) over 40. (btw, King of Kensington S1 is now available on @cbcgem.bsky.social and it genuinely holds up)
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
if the Bostoo Yook Yarters don't win the next World Series we riot
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Huge props to Women Help Women. What a victory! msmagazine.com/2025/12/14/g...
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A Global Telehealth First: Women Help Women Begins Producing Abortion Pill Combipack
The feminist telehealth provider Women Help Women cuts out pharma middlemen to make its new mifepristone-misprostol abortion pill combo pack.
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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Headline: "Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot" by Jan Martindale Dec. 10 2025
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/12/2025
can't win them all
Yesterday
Hey Ed I love your work, been following for ages and agree with everything you say about Al, and particularly LLMs.
One thing I would love to see on better offline, and thought I'd share it with you as an idea for a show that you can freely take, is an episode that talks about how good LLMs are - what they can do, how people use them etc, because to my mind it is brilliant, amazing even, technology, which makes some workers more efficient and helps every man on the street to search the internet more quickly (if not reliably). It just isn't anything more than any of that, and that in itself isn't worth a 10th of the investment, valuation and hype we've seen, and it's never going to be, but I think if you did a show where you talked about all the good things about it but in that context it would give a lot of credibility to your criticism as it shows balance.
Just a thought, and thanks!
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no 11:50 AM O
Fair enough it just an idea to make your shitty podcast a bit better
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i thought you loved my work 1:02 PM
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Halloween costume idea: Macho Man Randy Travis
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Eden Marie @neonepiphany.com · 06/12/2025
Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I crocheted a gingerbread ornament, and made the poor choice to make the hanger the same colour as the ornament. It now looks like he’s hanging by his own skin.
Crochet gingerbread Christmas ornament where the hanger is the same colour as the character. That, coupled with character’s unhappy expression, leaves the impression that the hanger is made of the gingerbread character’s skin.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
So here’s the thing: I, a certified Disabled™️ Person, do not actually care if anyone fakes for an extra 20 minutes on the test. I care deeply about how the fear of that very thing puts up flaming hoops disabled people have to jump through. Maybe listen to disabled folk on this one.
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“Me have nostrils, they just deep in fur.” #sesamestreet #knivesout youtu.be/gJxzhUAGBDw?...
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'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Someone stole the most underwhelming package of all time out of the mailroom of my building today. But I hope they enjoy their new middle-aged lady underpants, stretch pants and “Even Baddies Get Saddies” t-shirt.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/12/2025
Oh really
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 01/12/2025
You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
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Sally @sandypollstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I, too, am missing value and runctitional features.
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Ida Olson 🌱 Little Eden Pottery @idaolson.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I treat boycotts as personal blood vendettas. This is about me physically harming a corporation, not about me telling any other human how to live their life. I don’t have time to judge others while I’m digging two graves for me and Target.
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The greatest Thanksgiving special ever made by any TV show in history. There is no debate. Don’t even bother.
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WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This Sunday’s SPONTANEANATION LIVE is sold out! So we simply have to stream the sumbitch! Sunday November 23rd @ 7:30pm Pacific STREAM: bit.ly/spontstream25
A comic book style promotional image for a livestream show featuring my floating head as the center of an atom.

The show features me, Eban Schletter, Anna Garcia, Vic Michaelis and Zac Oyama
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