Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348869953
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeMatt Royer 🤘🏼 @mattroyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The hush money was the worst part? I always thought the r*ping kids was the worst part. 041
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comJudge with Bulging EyeballsALT: Judge with Bulging Eyeballs 040
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026today is the only day you can post this 261618250
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They say the Onion isn’t a real newspaper, then how do you explain that I did not know what Liberty Biberty was* until they, as a trusted medium, mentioned it existing? *: thought it nothing other than a mocking nickname for Lauren Bobert 210
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Swanboy is about the importance of intergenerational friendships, both as a positive example (Swanboy x Sebastian) and a counterexample (if Noel knew one teenager/young adult he would have access to a cash-strapped workforce and not bankrupt himself) 030
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Confession: this bowl of soup was presented to me as spice level 1 and it is straight fucking me up. Ruining my ego as well as my sinuses. 5 stars 150
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HAMLET How now, a rat? Dead for a ducat, dead. ⌜He kills Polonius by thrusting a rapier through the arras.⌝ POLONIUS, ⌜behind the arras⌝ Fuck, I am slain! 020
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgeconputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people. 562065282
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgeregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in 272221297
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wishing for unimaginable violence to descend on the rotund asshole cutesy motherfucker that Meta created to personify their shitty AI product Muse (mods: note that this persona does not exist in the real world so this violates no T&Cs) 000
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeTony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026[looks at temp] Me: [chanting] soup, soup- kids: soup, SOUP Wife: [banging her spoon] SOUP, SOUP, SOUP! 0242
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Chicken tortilla soup with homemade tortilla strips and some fixin’s #soupszn 🍽️ 0181
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Changing my shirt on the off chance the same guy is working at the pharmacy and clocks that I am wearing the exact same shirt as I was yesterday and as a result thinks less of me because I didn’t change my shirt 010
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026With the sole exception being Jesus, it is probably a pretty devastating own to call someone a “Little Lord” 010
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgecursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771685
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026(To the tune of I Love Rock and Roll) We are Charlie Kirk Debate another college student in the quad now We are Charlie Kirk So come and take a bullet to the neck with me 000
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass 252253306
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026An improv on wedding soup (added little more tomatoey on the broth and also added cream) #soupszn 🍽️ 2172
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this 26817898
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Onion point/counterpoint idea: Could You Please Go #2 on the Toilet Before You Have An Accident? by Rob Goldsmith, Father vs. Wow, Another Unconvincing Screed Filled With Logical Fallacies. Where Do I Start? by Ezra Goldsmith, Age 3 020
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tfw your busted ass constitution is older than germ theory 0101
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Don’t want to come off as a braggart, but my sleep hygiene is pretty damn good 120
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeHoratio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious. 733537735
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What's the point of having fuck you money if you're never going to say "fuck you"? 573112521
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgemcoorlim is developing Torchlike @mcoorlim.com · 28/08/2026Taste the rainbow: 0111
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ME: “To grimace” is to clench your face, usually done in response to pain. However, the character Grimace in the McDonaldLand universe has a relaxed countenance, and exudes a carefree attitude. THE GURU ON THE MOUNTAINTOP, WITH A WRY SMILE: now, you are beginning to learn. 081
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Achieve the extinction of desire simply by eating a sandwich that is way too big 1748
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Random NPC idea for your next time GMing: a wheat farmer/harvester named Lon Mohr 030
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeRyan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sometimes a meeting should be an email. Sometimes an email should be a phone call. Sometimes a phone call should be a text. Sometimes a text should be you and your buddy sitting on a tailgate of a 1998 Ford Ranger drinking beers and throwing rocks at passing trains. 1322
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Famous adherer to gender presentation Bugs Bunny 271
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 JudgeErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780241990
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026There were at least three moments this Wisconsin gubernatorial election cycle that elicited this reaction (outside of the absentee fuckup that Kornacki is reacting to here) and I look forward to being able to use this GIF regularly until November 020
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgebort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham 655891161
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The head nurse in the song Bad To The Bone by George Steppenwolf is a trailblazer in non-binary representation while also being problematic for canceling a newborn baby 130
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Now, those ladies up there really have a set of pipes on them. Could you be so kind to cut down these here ropes so I could get a closer listen?” 030
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Madison filter: Phil “catch these” Hands 010
Reposted by Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judgelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/08/2026i started this train of thought as a joke but now i do think there's something to the idea that the way to sell the green revolution to the US public is that we're being denied Good Deals on cheap chinese cars and solar panels and there's nothing more unamerican than saying we can't have a good deal 582559379
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Thanks to some written over graffiti, had the idea of a character named Charlie Dirt, a combination of Charlie Kirk and Joe Dirt who has a ill fitting suit and mullet and tries to debate college students until an errant firework explosion strikes his neck 120
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I know this is table stakes for having a human body but I’ve been kicking ass at consistently brushing my teeth. On a 43 day streak for 2/day 2 min 140
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Jay-Z on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy: 050
Sand🎃WITCH🧙🏾 Judge @sandwichjudge.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thank you Branson for bringing light to one of the most pressing issues of our time: “what the fuck are preteen boys finding on YouTube and how can we erase it from existence” 090
