Reposted by samusNo Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 21h“There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.” 116267
Reposted by samusChase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 6hi'm watching turn A gundam and enjoying the thought of how each side would react in their different social forums 9282163
Reposted by samusFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i know for sure my blood-line has forbiden blade knowledge because whenever i pick up a knive i start doing mysterious moves and techniques without even thingking 18020
Reposted by samusSophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think my favorite gag in portal isn't any particular joke or bit. It's the continued treatment of "testing" as some vague, ephemeral idea. What are they testing exactly? Who knows. Who cares. You're testing. Do the test. Aperture needs to keep testing. 91424267
Reposted by samusTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 20hCartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke. 3336441011
samus @samusmaximus.com · 21hAdditionally ac8+gund thought: why didn't zeon simply Avar Ryrira pbagebyyrq qrgbangvbaf pbafcvenpl gurbel ohg sbe erny on the white base to stop it, were they stupid? 110
Reposted by samusICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dianna and Kihel and Kihel and Dianna 4505234
samus @samusmaximus.com · 21hac8 is a better unreal engine animated gundam show than the actual gundam show they animated in unreal 010
samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026it's genuinely a bit sickening, I didn't have much hope for it but I’d have hoped that maybe, just maybe, people who purport to have leftist and feminist views would perhaps have some kind of backbone to their ideals and not instantly collapse when a guy they like did something horrendous. 000
samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026Like I’d only seen some people talk about people defending him but seeing it myself I feel like I’m going insane, god forbid a man in this objectively pro-rape society suffer losing employment opportunities for having raped someone, what fucking horror, how awful that action has consequence 030
samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026generally speaking I want hold my tongue about current events that are considered a big discourse, but holy shit, what is wrong with you people, why are you so willing to play defence for a rapist. You literally don't have to, you're pulling the same shit they'd do for popular youth paster 250
samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026leftist-sly as possible: Uhm, but he's such a nice guy and good person who makes videos that I like, so really he shouldn't experience that many consequences for his actions, he's basically made up for them completely and should continue to be a public figure who people listen too. . .. 130
samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026I am actively staring two holes into a wall on account of some of the bullshit some of you pathetic wretches are putting on my dashboard 130
Reposted by samusTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026Jacob Geller sexually assaulted someone. His job is being a YouTuber with side gigs of 2 books and a podcast. All that’s happened to him is losing endorsements, a podcast job, & a book deal. He even admitted to sexual assault. He still has his money and never served jail time. He’s getting off easy. 320834
Reposted by samusJack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice 341704312
Reposted by samusDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj) 7364104
Reposted by samus💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pink Cat, Pink Lingerie 🩷 254782895
Reposted by samusalex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/05/2025cat girl: meow!!! nya :3 dog girl: ruff!!! woof ^w^ woodpecker girl who thinks your directv satellite dish is a tree (she is very stupid): CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG 114042
samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026I think I will be stopping the playing of system shock now as it was not fun to play or watch. 010
Reposted by samusRRC | Roland @ RH 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026he had that shit on 2511208
samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026Hi. The mean computer woman is attacking me with floor turrets again.twitch.tvSAMUSMAXIMUS2k - TwitchAn any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy who streams (occasionally)! — SAMUSMAXIMUS2k streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 000
samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026also hey, bandai, why don't you like, make more of these sorta ports of old games, but like, sell them for money instead of making them pre-order bonuses? You have a few games under you're belt I'm pretty sure. 000
samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026Ac8 fun, but also, *licjks lips* the temptation of playing freef bonus PS2 game ported to pc calls to me deeply . . . . . 100
Reposted by samusBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 91335410
Reposted by samusTokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gakuen Tokusou Hikaruon (1987) 0281108
Reposted by samusDani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Commission for Mary~ 1545481200
Reposted by samus🔞Omelette 🍳 {NO RP} @omelette-vore.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Sheep in wolf clothing 71175286
Reposted by samusStop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know where the power lies Which side are you on? 2963553
Reposted by samussatan (comms:open) @dragonsinmysky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hello again, im not dead lol 61281289
Reposted by samusBlazemalefica @blazemalefica.bsky.social · 22/12/2025hero knight dragon villain #ocart 152048512
samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026we all have that one friend who's gonna be possessed by the murderous halloween spirit of twink armpits 010
Reposted by samusWanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Turn A turn, Turn A turn, Turn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Turn A turn, Turn A turn, Turn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6441172
Reposted by samusDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 20199632450
samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026transformers is so good when it's good, johnformers please make more good transformers preferably with some kinda budget behind it thanky ou. 130
samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026thank fuuuuck that the picture run literally 30 minutes of ADs (insane) managed to get there just in time to watch all of Transformers The Movie (1986) despite a broken down bus being in the way of me gettin' there Anyway I cried at least thrice and Hot Rod's name is still apt, he's a good twink. 020
Reposted by samusAtelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 30/09/2026Couples after sex back in the day: smoking a cigarette Couples after sex now: babe did you see the Steam sale starts tomorrow 12712192
Reposted by samushi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025my lovely friend @starlightnoelle.bsky.social drew potion witch dani to celebrate halloween and i love it so much 💘💘🦇✨🍲 541176
Reposted by samushi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025happy halloween!! 💘✨🦇 i've loved being a cute potion witch this year...my stocks are kinda running low now, though. can i offer you one last potion? i've saved an extra-tasty one for last 🫖🍲 🎨 skeb.jp/@sizuori07 217947