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🔞MDNI, SHARES NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙 streaming: www.twitch.tv/samusmaximus2k

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kozel @kozel123456.bsky.social · 8h
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 21h
“There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.”
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 6h
i'm watching turn A gundam and enjoying the thought of how each side would react in their different social forums
a digital illustration in the style of an old political cartoon, labelled "the dark side of the moon". there is a WaDom holding a chunk of "Amerian Land", saying "won't you extend the olive branch?" the WaDom is drawn with cloven hooves and a pointed tail. an earther woman remarks "they are great only in size"a fake social media post by a user named "Lieutenant Ord's left lens" (handle: "memesaber"). it's a meme with a badass guy holding two rifles surrounded by explosions, captioned "how earther soldiers feel right before being turned into a smell by a mega particle cannon"
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Online Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 2h
#AngusUpdate
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Thaliarchus @thaliarchus.bsky.social · 4h
Sage advice.
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lucci® @greatestjubilee.bsky.social · 4h
ITS MEOWLOWEEN ONCE AGAIN
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i know for sure my blood-line has forbiden blade knowledge because whenever i pick up a knive i start doing mysterious moves and techniques without even thingking
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think my favorite gag in portal isn't any particular joke or bit. It's the continued treatment of "testing" as some vague, ephemeral idea. What are they testing exactly? Who knows. Who cares. You're testing. Do the test. Aperture needs to keep testing.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 20h
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 14h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 21h
Additionally ac8+gund thought: why didn't zeon simply Avar Ryrira pbagebyyrq qrgbangvbaf pbafcvenpl gurbel ohg sbe erny on the white base to stop it, were they stupid?
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ICARIAN @icarianarts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dianna and Kihel and Kihel and Dianna
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 21h
ac8 is a better unreal engine animated gundam show than the actual gundam show they animated in unreal
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026
it's genuinely a bit sickening, I didn't have much hope for it but I’d have hoped that maybe, just maybe, people who purport to have leftist and feminist views would perhaps have some kind of backbone to their ideals and not instantly collapse when a guy they like did something horrendous.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026
Like I’d only seen some people talk about people defending him but seeing it myself I feel like I’m going insane, god forbid a man in this objectively pro-rape society suffer losing employment opportunities for having raped someone, what fucking horror, how awful that action has consequence
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026
generally speaking I want hold my tongue about current events that are considered a big discourse, but holy shit, what is wrong with you people, why are you so willing to play defence for a rapist. You literally don't have to, you're pulling the same shit they'd do for popular youth paster
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026
leftist-sly as possible: Uhm, but he's such a nice guy and good person who makes videos that I like, so really he shouldn't experience that many consequences for his actions, he's basically made up for them completely and should continue to be a public figure who people listen too. . ..
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 03/10/2026
I am actively staring two holes into a wall on account of some of the bullshit some of you pathetic wretches are putting on my dashboard
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Jacob Geller sexually assaulted someone. His job is being a YouTuber with side gigs of 2 books and a podcast. All that’s happened to him is losing endorsements, a podcast job, & a book deal. He even admitted to sexual assault. He still has his money and never served jail time. He’s getting off easy.
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj)
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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pink Cat, Pink Lingerie 🩷
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/05/2025
cat girl: meow!!! nya :3 dog girl: ruff!!! woof ^w^ woodpecker girl who thinks your directv satellite dish is a tree (she is very stupid): CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026
I think I will be stopping the playing of system shock now as it was not fun to play or watch.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 02/10/2026
tall girls are all talk tbh
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RRC | Roland @ RH 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
he had that shit on
an image of Robot Detective K, a man dressed in a red suit jacket with white pants, as well as a yellow hat, shoes and gloves. He's standing in front of a car. A green hill is seen behind him.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026
Hi. The mean computer woman is attacking me with floor turrets again.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026
also hey, bandai, why don't you like, make more of these sorta ports of old games, but like, sell them for money instead of making them pre-order bonuses? You have a few games under you're belt I'm pretty sure.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026
Ac8 fun, but also, *licjks lips* the temptation of playing freef bonus PS2 game ported to pc calls to me deeply . . . . .
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gakuen Tokusou Hikaruon (1987)
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Commission for Mary~
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🔞Omelette 🍳 {NO RP} @omelette-vore.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Sheep in wolf clothing
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know where the power lies Which side are you on?
A comparison of messages between Stop Killing Games and the European Commission: Stop Killing Games wants to play the games they paid for, the Commission wants you to submit your face or ID to play private Minecraft servers with your friends or else you're breaking the law. At the bottom, text reads "Which Message will Resonate with Voters?"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 02/10/2026
Who is the cast of the sonic the hedgehog games?
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satan (comms:open) @dragonsinmysky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hello again, im not dead lol
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Blazemalefica @blazemalefica.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
hero knight dragon villain #ocart
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両島原線 @takamiyadaira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026
we all have that one friend who's gonna be possessed by the murderous halloween spirit of twink armpits
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey it's armpitober
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東屋十四郎🎨 @azumaya146.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
定期的にバニー摂取したい。
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turn A turn, Turn A turn, Turn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Turn A turn, Turn A turn, Turn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026
transformers is so good when it's good, johnformers please make more good transformers preferably with some kinda budget behind it thanky ou.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/10/2026
thank fuuuuck that the picture run literally 30 minutes of ADs (insane) managed to get there just in time to watch all of Transformers The Movie (1986) despite a broken down bus being in the way of me gettin' there Anyway I cried at least thrice and Hot Rod's name is still apt, he's a good twink.
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 30/09/2026
Couples after sex back in the day: smoking a cigarette Couples after sex now: babe did you see the Steam sale starts tomorrow
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
my lovely friend @starlightnoelle.bsky.social drew potion witch dani to celebrate halloween and i love it so much 💘💘🦇✨🍲
a cute pink-haired girl, dressed up as a witch! she's carrying lots of small potion bottles!
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hi i'm dani! 💘✨🦇 @pipopixie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
happy halloween!! 💘✨🦇 i've loved being a cute potion witch this year...my stocks are kinda running low now, though. can i offer you one last potion? i've saved an extra-tasty one for last 🫖🍲 🎨 skeb.jp/@sizuori07
A cute pink girl, dressed up as a witch, is winking and offering you a delicious-looking orange potion! Happy halloween! 💘✨🍲 
The artwork is by https://skeb.jp/@sizuori07
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