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🔞MDNI, SHARES NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 26 any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙 streaming: www.twitch.tv/samusmaximus2k

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samus @samusmaximus.com · 04/10/2026
I SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS SOONER BUT HEY BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. anyway YES, ME AND SWEET FRIENDS OF MINE WILL BE BLASTING EACH OTHER WITH REVOLVERS IN A FEW GAMES OF MIDNIGHT MURDER CLUB ON MY BIRTHDAY.
A bad and evil birthday stream schedule stating that at 17:00ish BST i will be streaming Midnight Murder Club with friends and that we will be killing each other.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 30/09/2026
Wah! New schedule! More dork souls two of us with @starlightnoelle.bsky.social, more system shork remake, a bit more meowathon, all coming soon to your twimtch dot television screen. (hopefully featuring a much less tired Samus)
Wednesday 20:00 Dark Souls 2 Seamless co-op on Noelle's Channel

Friday 19:00 System Shock Remake

Friday 18:00  Marathon 

All times in BST
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 29/09/2026
samusmaximus
posted a status

bluesky down, back to posting in the steam activity feed:Frieza:
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026
i even made silly props to pull from my pockets, my funny little e.g. gsters. . .
My gloves hand holding a clutch of eggs, two with the mysteryman sprites faces (both normal and pogging) on one with redacted and one with the number 6
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026
Even if I couldn't end up going, here, mysterytwink.jpeg
Me samus, in a mirror, taking a photo of myself via a phone which I'm holding in a manner that can only be described as fucked. I'm in a black lab coat with white gloves and and white turtle neck, I wonder what this could be a reference too. . .  I also have the gay under-rim only glasses on because I need to see.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026
Gundam Operation Troy (single player (emulated)): It's kinda sucks but also? kinda awesome? definitely of it's time, definitely jank, definitely not the best gundam game out there by a long shot, but also, fuuuuck man, I can tell the multiplayer would be a good time
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 24/09/2026
Hi. Could I have one Sayla Mass please ?
It's Sayla Mass from Gundam! You know her.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 22/09/2026
Hi. Streams this Week. Including one on @starlightnoelle.bsky.social's channel where we'll be playing notable bad game that sucks ass dark soul 2 together
Tuesday 18:00 System Shock Remake

Thursday 22:00 Dark Souls 2 Seemless co-op on Noelle's Channel

Friday 19:00  Marathon 

All times in BST
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 20/09/2026
The very bottom dregs of your phone notifications are crazy like, what? This is just not true at all what the hell are you on about.
A notification from Google informing that tonight there will be a new episode of beast wars: transformers 

this is untrue and tapping the notification just googled "transformers: beast wars episode 49" which originally aired march 1st 1999. Which notably is not what the date will be tonight.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 18/09/2026
ultra specific meme for me and like a small handful of other people
non-binary maids with hair covering their eyes is a spectrum 

On one end is my catboymaid on the other is the maid from @nanadouken.bsky.social's Lady of the House zine.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 17/09/2026
Edit of the gay marriage power up webcomic/ meme. It's been altered so the dialogue reads "what's your opinion on ethical nude female" "as far as I'm concerned, all nude female is ethical nude female"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 16/09/2026
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 16/09/2026
Helltown: i wjant to fuck him so bad you have no idea
Charon from Helltown, a large canine furry man with black fur bound in red barbed wire, looking at you the viewer. He is sitting atop a cage-like floor over a fiery pit, as he's in some kind of hellish mechanical underworld, next to him is a gramophone.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 14/09/2026
See I'm not sure what you mean there cus for me doplhin is just, like, a blue folder?
File Explorer, Dolphin, & Dolphin
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 14/09/2026
Armored Core Mobile 2: It okay. Not $11 dollars okay, but it's okay and I'm glad it's available. Also very funny thing, this intro? Not having weapon sounds? In the game it's reversed, no music in the game ever. ACM3 Has both lmao.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 13/09/2026
Basically what your ratios should looks like is this
Pie chart: warter 69, orange juice 21, squash 9, white monter 1
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/09/2026
and worry not first person gamers, gundam operation troy also features that as a mode
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/09/2026
oh yeah baby now this is gundam
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/09/2026
Stream still shocking (electric version of chugging like what trains do) along + after a long while CATBOY DRINKS POP AND IT PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN EXPORED THIOS TIME
Tango sours watermelon in green lighting held at an angle that makes it look weirdly tall and intimidating
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 09/09/2026
Ough vimeogames, I will be playing some soon and in the future also.
Wednesday 18:30 Helltown

Thursday 22:00 System Shock Remake

Saturday 20:00  Marathon 

All times in BST
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 05/09/2026
Guys...... the blonde(?) soldier boy from gundam is kinda problematic...
Viewing war as a massive joke, and seeing the suffering and deaths of others as 'funny'. He is the leader of the Black Dogs, a team of highly-skilled but likewise problematic soldiers.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 05/09/2026
Remembering the Evil feddie twink from code fairy tonight for no particular rasin.
 Renato Germi, a character from the videogame Mobile Suit Gundam Battle Operation Code Fairy. He is in a blue and red federation pilot suit, has like dark blond caramac-ish hair I think with a hairband, and red eyes.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 05/09/2026
Britboy takes American dialect quiz, shocks by speaking considerably subpar baddabing
That American dialect quiz that's been going around stating that my British dialect is 43% like a New Yorkers, 

but also apparently I'm also a three way split between Boston, Portland, and New York with 42% for each, while I'm least like like, Oklahoma city, Kansas City and Omaha, which is another three way split at 39% each
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 01/09/2026
Sometimes I active this unintentionally and then have to sit around acting normal all day. 🎨: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
Art of the catboy in their fucked up monster mode, their body outlined in white (aside from their hair and tail which are filled in with white.)

Various part of their body are covered in red lines, with a considerable cluster around the centre of the chest which is glowing yellow, the same yellow glow is also emanating from their mouth which is open as they scream or yell. They are in a dramatic pose, legs spread wide arms far out to each side, looking towards the sky. The words "RAMPAGE INSTALL" surrounded them, one word above the second below.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 31/08/2026
New schedule new week new game, and at least one new layout, maybe two if I get around to it
Monday 19:00 Marathon 

Tuesday 20:00 Armored Core Mobile 2

Thursday 19:00  System Shock Remake 

All times in BST
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/08/2026
I do not believe you
a banner advertising that monster hunter wilds is "Now ✅ Verified on Steam Deck."
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/08/2026
Duskbloods network test: Ya was fun, don't think the very final polishing layer was there yet and you could kinda feel that but it was a good time overall The final PvP battles get real intense and it feels so very good to win also what the hell were those test times my sleep is so fucked now
An image of the duskblood's cute winged rat with glowing orange runes down the length of its body mascot, who also has the voice of an old man.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 26/08/2026
Also, when a game that's emulating souls-type elements has a focus on perfectly timed parrying and dodging as an ultra central mechanic and doesn't provide any alternatives:
Close up of Lucifer in a state of rage, from the artwork "The Fallen Angel"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 25/08/2026
for those who don't know him:
art of a four legged dragon space shuttle thing with an autobot symbol on his chest, the cockpit area of the shuttle is on a long red mechanical neck and with the lower section opened up revealing a mouth filled with pointed teeth, the rear fin is now the white tip of a long red mechanical tail, he's supposed to have blue wings deployed from the space shuttle ones but 80s toy art can be a bit fucked up so due to the perspective they kinda don't look like anything here.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 25/08/2026
I got the gay people glasses btw.
A kinda blurry photo of my gay people glasses resting atop a discoloured sega Dreamcast, they're black and lack an upper rim leaving the lenses exposed up and poking above the bridge.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 25/08/2026
Tem
@theTemstRay.side6.cylinder

My entire experience with gundam design and construction at project V was making little planes that opened, folded, and detached that did not need to do any of those things

16:08 25 Aug 0081
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 25/08/2026
Char Aznable from Gundam Char's counter attack giving a speech about some bullshit before he tries big time to get rid of people from the world via asteroid, a comically large bluesky dark mode coloured speech bubble is on top of him implying he's saying the quoted post
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 23/08/2026
Bwehhh, short schedule for streaming this week, hoping to ease myself back into it and being able to talk lol.
Monday 19:00 Demos Day

Wednesday 20:00 Marathon

Thursday 19:00 Armored Core Mobile 2

All times in BST
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 21/08/2026
The roleplay blogs are doing things I'm not sure anyone could have predicted.
A Tumblr screenshot with an underwater distortion filter applied (as is tumblr traditional) of a post by a Carol Holiday Deltarune roleplay blog with a doom 3 screenshot of a locker locked behind a passcode text below written in blue reads "Another code... this is bothersome I am TRYING to survive here!"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 21/08/2026
got jumpscared watching a gamespot duskbloods video
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 16/08/2026
I feel like this says something about how graphicaly fidelity is nowadays.
Thieves swap RTX 5080 GPUs for RTX 3060s in Chinese gaming hotels - rogue 'downgrades' go unnoticed until ...
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 15/08/2026
I mean some of us do, but sometimes a situation arises where you gotta break out one of these.
A metal disposable barbacue roaring with fire
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 15/08/2026
An edit of that how people with blue eyes stare at you meme, but with said crosses armed blue eyed person's head swapped out with a kinda weird looking Optimus prime head from a new bust, he has full on robot eye pupils and it looks unpleasant.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 14/08/2026
Concerning!
A phone alert from the UK government in English informing me of " very high risk of wildfires nationally" and to avoid doing things which might cause them and to report any signs of fire.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 12/08/2026
Bad photo of the sun through eclipse glasses just about getting covered on its lower left side
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/08/2026
Yea hi so it look's like u are a: FLKER "Falke" . Thats intchesting

An image of a cat with ADLR adler's head edited atop is bleow, originally the cat was inquiring about "sashemi"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/08/2026
Man.... I mean, sure what can I say, I undeniably do enjoy the guidance of an intimidating and imposingly powerful woman who can easily influence me without a second thought. Yet still, wehhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The only male replica (as far as we know), but that is inconsequential. The ADLR unit is an administrative replika that does not get along with its own type, but nonetheless is unsuited to work alone, as they rely on the guidance of a FLKR unit to remain stable. They are very susceptible to bioresonance. Significantly, they are easily bored and regular introduction of new fetish objects are recommended for persona stabilisation.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 11/08/2026
didn't nintendo release 3 types of gameboy in the 21st century?
Modder Builds a 21st century Gameboy From a Steam Deck
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 09/08/2026
Knight Hunting #2 🎨by: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
Limited colour blue hued art of my fantasy Catboy sona Tetra sitting atop a old fashioned fantasy stool legs crossed in a gay way with a shitty and evil grin on their face. Atop their left shoulder Sits Fang the fairy legs crossed, pulling the same sort of face. Cascading from their right side is evidence of Marryll her long hair flowing out ward transparently as the Tetra's eye glows.

A speech bubble from their mouth says "A hand on resting atop your blade? come now dear knight. . . Surely you aren't about to  lose sight of that code of yours and act out against me are you...?" a second attached bubble glowing with a phantasmal blue reads "T'would speak rather ill of thy  resolve to strike down a simple  pilgrim such as I, and one whom was invited into thine abode  of thine own accord no less...."

Unlike usual Tetra is is clothes instead of armour, a shirt and trousers, both of which are tucked into their long boots and gloves. On their right hip rests short blade, both hands are a good distance away from said blade, the right behind the catboy's head and the left gesticulating in the air.

Fang is in their normal outfit, but the colours look a little odd on account of the limited colours of the piece.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 07/08/2026
this fucker exists in my house to play this game and this game alone
a photo of Kettō Transformers Beast Wars: Beast Senshi Saikyō Ketteisen plugged into the Super Gameboy 2 Plugged into a region adapter cart Plugged into a PAL Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Behind it is an old big 3D from just after we stopped calling all big TVs plasmas, next to it is the corners of a Dreamcast, OG Xbox and PSX dvr stacked atop one another
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 06/08/2026
received a missive emanating a pure evil in my electronic mail
World of Warcraft for D&D,
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 29/07/2026
decided to look at the watch history of my google+ created youtube account
1 May 2019

The NES Expansion Port: Exposed!!!


27 Apr 2019

Kong Skull Island: Bill Randa's Death

The NES Expansion Port: Exposed!!!


24 April 2019

The NES Expansion Port: Exposed!!!


23 April 2019

The NES Expansion Port: Exposed!!!


22 April 2019

The NES Expansion Port: Exposed!!!
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/07/2026
Anyone got any good VPN recommendations? I've been with mulvad for a while but apparently they're like funding the right in Europe so fuck that noise Image unrelated, keyboard just wanted me to attach it after I typed that first sentence.
A pyramidle stack of ☺️ emojis
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 26/07/2026
🇯🇵 日本語 | "死刑宣告!ホーマーの最期?" | Death sentence! Homer's end?
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 24/07/2026
reminder: even if there's a fancy new fightin' game out there, this is the only one that actually matters.
a super low resolution box art image for the GB/GBC game Kettō Transformers Beast Wars: Beast Senshi Saikyō Ketteisen / Duel Fight Transformers Beast Wars: Beast Warriors' Strongest Decisive Battle

it features numerous robots who transform into animals (besides the one guy who's just a tank) rendered in a super deformed style.
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