Reposted by samusLavenderIncubus @lavenderincubus.art · 06/08/2026fruity non-conforming dudes, gotta be one of my favorite genders 321864
Reposted by samusfrey 🏳️⚧️ (extra gay) @freydraws.bsky.social · 6hYEAHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO DAISUKE'S GONNA HAVE TO WRITE A LESBIAN LOVE SONG (provided you, the person reading this, votes for it) www.guiltygear.com/ggst/en/news... 1121076
samus @samusmaximus.com · 6hGirl who struggles to remember if you count the day it is currently in the number of days till an event happens or not: Yeah dude my birthday's in like 6 or 7 days 020
samus @samusmaximus.com · 6hWah! New schedule! More dork souls two of us with @starlightnoelle.bsky.social, more system shork remake, a bit more meowathon, all coming soon to your twimtch dot television screen. (hopefully featuring a much less tired Samus) 031
Reposted by samusflowers! @tsunflowers.bsky.social · 17hI had a dream that I revealed myself to be a vegan leather themed supervillain and everyone was so shocked and I was like "you didn't notice I was evil from how my bodysuit and every surface in my business is made of vegan leather" 0102
Reposted by samusOnline Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 18hOOPS late Schedge for this week. gonna be slapping more shit ass dead dudes with @samusmaximus.com tomorrow and then it'll be episode 2 of Mario RPG! Throwing some Monster Hunter in there because I'm fully back on my Generations Ult bullshit and then i sWEAR we're gonna get an art stream in! 0187
Reposted by samusOnline Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 20hhad a moment taking out the trash 2355
Reposted by samusrick "sanchez" dias @cumgyattler-v.bsky.social · 20hSentinel 0079. #gundam #art 4249103
Reposted by samusFreyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 23h"Borders" is a conspiracy by big nations to sell more imperialism 416242
Reposted by samusZee 🎧 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 29/09/2026"everyone on bluesky is 38 or older" WRONG I'M 32!!!! AAAAAAAAAA *punches a hole in the wall revealing a map to my great grandfather's long lost treasure* 6527142
samus @samusmaximus.com · 29/09/2026LRT: ya so that's kinda basically what the fantasy catboy's deal is about. 010
Reposted by samusOnline Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026schedule art <3 #CourageousArt 611640
Reposted by samusSraSomeone @srasomeone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OC New characters #latex #cute 110416
Reposted by samusるみえ/Rumie @rumietake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026skebで描かせていただいた、ご依頼者様のオリジナルキャラクターのTRPGの立ち絵イラストです! リクエストとブーストありがとうございました!😋 Here’s the TRPG character art I drew on Skeb for the client’s original character! Thank you for the request and the boost! 😋 #Skeb 0352103
Reposted by samusWOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly 10540451015
samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026oops not for me tho haha #suddenillness #ihatetmypatheticflesh 210
Reposted by samusSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you want me to entrust my financial information to a game controller? the thing that killed those guys in that submarine?? 417257
samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026Ah, I didn't need to oh so much day after day I could have taken many breaks. Well. *collapses* 000
samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026It's samus sundae sunday, please have a rest in my stead this today thank you. 193
Reposted by samusMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve been doing this weird thing where I look at the enemy data of various rpgs that have the Charm status effect or equivalent to determine which enemies and party members are mechanically bisexual and the results are stupid but fascinating. I’m gonna call it “ludosexuality” to piss people off. 25118
Reposted by samusやまかじ @yamakajipixiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026request for @kyoworkingtitle.bsky.social 223662
Reposted by samusKoidial @koidial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bappy saturday!!! some outfit requests from tumblr :) 91291326
Reposted by samusEttin @ettin.itch.io · 27/09/2026This is from the Second Gig writer's guide but I bet I can sneak these into the actual book 0203
Reposted by samuswolfsinners @wolfsinners.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i don't rlly know how to draw pooltoys i just wanted an excuse to draw her thick as hell 171093207
Reposted by samusYukki but down bad @yukkake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every streamer has an after stream routine. Don't worry about mine, okay? Okay. #Yukkake 🎨 vgen.co/leo_pxll 312526
Reposted by samusReboot the digital imp @rebootimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026COM - Dragon Drone Picture for www.furaffinity.net/user/demonsoulz 5571149
Reposted by samusDM ME IF INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS✨ @dapperlilarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trying new kindsa shading with Ankha. Girl is a nudist all the way 239688
Reposted by samusProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19595893522
Reposted by samusColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 22/03/2025me: so yeah that's why i think people are too hard on ghostbusters 2, even though i agree it's not a great movie. divine being taking the shape of a 20 foot tall inflatable pool toy lugia: enough of this blather. heavenly spear blast me, about to feel the gravity of a sun: that's fair 5446103
Reposted by samusCave weirdo @metiores.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Commission for @4melwave.bsky.social and @shamtex9009.bsky.social New hire seems excited for their new job! #Latex 533076
samus @samusmaximus.com · 26/09/2026I've been sooo pregnant all day waiting for a big package and it's not arrived. #fuck <- after typing this I went to the shops since the delivery time past and returned to find the package in the dirt 020
Reposted by samusrobdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bunny day! (why she doin that) 273963588