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@samusmaximus.com
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🔞MDNI, SHARES NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙 streaming: www.twitch.tv/samusmaximus2k

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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 16h
this is my favorite post ever
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LavenderIncubus @lavenderincubus.art · 06/08/2026
fruity non-conforming dudes, gotta be one of my favorite genders
a digital illustration of an Absol and shiny Sylveon gijinka posing together for a selfie, with the Absol character pretending to be cool and the Sylveon character sorta giggling at them in the background. They're both in edgy/alternative fashion but the art style is super pastel and watercolor-y.
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frey 🏳️‍⚧️ (extra gay) @freydraws.bsky.social · 6h
YEAHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO DAISUKE'S GONNA HAVE TO WRITE A LESBIAN LOVE SONG (provided you, the person reading this, votes for it) www.guiltygear.com/ggst/en/news...
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 2h
with locktober starting tomorrow remember, if you wanna top:
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 11h
one must imagine sisyphus happy
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 3h
random cat girl
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コバキンCG(kobakinCG) @kobakincg.bsky.social · 7h
#みんなの背中が見たい 「さらにできるようになったな、シャア!」
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 6h
Girl who struggles to remember if you count the day it is currently in the number of days till an event happens or not: Yeah dude my birthday's in like 6 or 7 days
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 6h
Wah! New schedule! More dork souls two of us with @starlightnoelle.bsky.social, more system shork remake, a bit more meowathon, all coming soon to your twimtch dot television screen. (hopefully featuring a much less tired Samus)
Wednesday 20:00 Dark Souls 2 Seamless co-op on Noelle's Channel

Friday 19:00 System Shock Remake

Friday 18:00  Marathon 

All times in BST
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flowers! @tsunflowers.bsky.social · 17h
I had a dream that I revealed myself to be a vegan leather themed supervillain and everyone was so shocked and I was like "you didn't notice I was evil from how my bodysuit and every surface in my business is made of vegan leather"
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Online Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 18h
OOPS late Schedge for this week. gonna be slapping more shit ass dead dudes with @samusmaximus.com tomorrow and then it'll be episode 2 of Mario RPG! Throwing some Monster Hunter in there because I'm fully back on my Generations Ult bullshit and then i sWEAR we're gonna get an art stream in!
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Online Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 20h
had a moment taking out the trash
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③ @oc2.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
終わる気がしない
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rick "sanchez" dias @cumgyattler-v.bsky.social · 20h
Sentinel 0079. #gundam #art
Hajime Katoki’s redesign of the RX-78-2 (known as the ver.ka) rendered in the 0083 style as it does its beam rifle in space. With several explosions occurring all around.
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hi @odoshishi.bsky.social · 21h
#boobs
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 22h
samusmaximus
posted a status

bluesky down, back to posting in the steam activity feed:Frieza:
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 23h
"Borders" is a conspiracy by big nations to sell more imperialism
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Zee 🎧 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
"everyone on bluesky is 38 or older" WRONG I'M 32!!!! AAAAAAAAAA *punches a hole in the wall revealing a map to my great grandfather's long lost treasure*
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 29/09/2026
LRT: ya so that's kinda basically what the fantasy catboy's deal is about.
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
possessive casper
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Online Dog™ @starlightnoelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
schedule art <3 #CourageousArt
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 29/09/2026
Aaaouugh
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SraSomeone @srasomeone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OC New characters #latex #cute
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るみえ/Rumie @rumietake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
skebで描かせていただいた、ご依頼者様のオリジナルキャラクターのTRPGの立ち絵イラストです! リクエストとブーストありがとうございました!😋 Here’s the TRPG character art I drew on Skeb for the client’s original character! Thank you for the request and the boost! 😋 #Skeb
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly
Two furry women lounging in bed, a wolfgirl and a lynxgirl. The lynx is holding a wine glass and theyre both in their underwear. Wolfgirl says
"I feel like a LOT of Toriel porn is actually a subtle display of some sort of internalized or perhaps even EXTERNALIZED misogny because they refuse to look at her as a character in place of using her as a goat-themed MILF archetype"
"Mmhmm mmhm"
"Like, do you truly love Toriel and her fridge-shaped design and her puns and her apparent character flaws, or do you just want
a video game mommy that's popular with furries, y'know?"
"and that's completely true. A refusal to look at the character as a woman and instead a SYMBOL of a sort of idealized womanhood,
someone who cooks and cleans and  fucks you rather than a person with internality"
"EXACTTLYYY"
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026
Even if I couldn't end up going, here, mysterytwink.jpeg
Me samus, in a mirror, taking a photo of myself via a phone which I'm holding in a manner that can only be described as fucked. I'm in a black lab coat with white gloves and and white turtle neck, I wonder what this could be a reference too. . .  I also have the gay under-rim only glasses on because I need to see.
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026
oops not for me tho haha #suddenillness #ihatetmypatheticflesh
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 28/09/2026
undertale today
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you want me to entrust my financial information to a game controller? the thing that killed those guys in that submarine??
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026
Reborn-One Hundred Wells
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we are all going to be ookay some day i promise

stingray blast
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JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN @jun-kou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JUN
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026
Ah, I didn't need to oh so much day after day I could have taken many breaks. Well. *collapses*
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 27/09/2026
It's samus sundae sunday, please have a rest in my stead this today thank you.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been doing this weird thing where I look at the enemy data of various rpgs that have the Charm status effect or equivalent to determine which enemies and party members are mechanically bisexual and the results are stupid but fascinating. I’m gonna call it “ludosexuality” to piss people off.
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☆Rock☆ @rockshun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Getting an upgrade 😼✨
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やまかじ @yamakajipixiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
request for @kyoworkingtitle.bsky.social
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Koidial @koidial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bappy saturday!!! some outfit requests from tumblr :)
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 27/09/2026
This is from the Second Gig writer's guide but I bet I can sneak these into the actual book
Things Mars Perverts Say

Nah: “AI is coming for your job. Enjoy poverty.”
Yeah: “We’re shipping you to the Martian camps.”

Nah: “In a decade, sentient super-AI will take over Earth and suck my dick wacky style.”
Yeah: “In a decade, the Mars Empire will rule Earth. Mars robots will suck my dick wacky style.”

Nah: “Oh, you’re an artist? Did you know ChatGPT can make movies?”
Yeah: “Oh, you’re an artist? They won’t need art on the Mars generation ships.”Nah: “AI will create fully automated factories and all kinds of world-changing singularity tech.”
Yeah: “Mars will have continent-sized spaceship factories, city-sized particle accelerators, and robots that suck my dick wacky style.”

Nah: “We need all of the world’s computer parts to build extremely real data centers.”
Yeah: “We need all of the city’s industrial space to build extremely real spaceships. Also if you could throw in the computer parts that would be great.”

Nah: “Sure, AI companies are losing billions of dollars a year with nothing to show for it now, but AI will be the future. It’s inevitable.”
Yeah: “Sure, Mars companies are losing billions of dollars a year with nothing to show for it now, but Mars will be the future. It’s inevitable.”
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wolfsinners @wolfsinners.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don't rlly know how to draw pooltoys i just wanted an excuse to draw her thick as hell
cw pool toy / pool toys

don't you just wanna rub and rub on her
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Yukki but down bad @yukkake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every streamer has an after stream routine. Don't worry about mine, okay? Okay. #Yukkake 🎨 vgen.co/leo_pxll
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Reboot the digital imp @rebootimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
COM - Dragon Drone Picture for www.furaffinity.net/user/demonsoulz
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DM ME IF INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS✨ @dapperlilarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying new kindsa shading with Ankha. Girl is a nudist all the way
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曾義翔 @wingsyo345.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TQM-260922-1 V3
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
me: so yeah that's why i think people are too hard on ghostbusters 2, even though i agree it's not a great movie. divine being taking the shape of a 20 foot tall inflatable pool toy lugia: enough of this blather. heavenly spear blast me, about to feel the gravity of a sun: that's fair
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Cave weirdo @metiores.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commission for @4melwave.bsky.social and @shamtex9009.bsky.social New hire seems excited for their new job! #Latex
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 26/09/2026
I've been sooo pregnant all day waiting for a big package and it's not arrived. #fuck <- after typing this I went to the shops since the delivery time past and returned to find the package in the dirt
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samus @samusmaximus.com · 26/09/2026
I'm basically the most tired anyone has ever been
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bunny day! (why she doin that)
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