Reposted by ChristineJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit: 243368
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Did the announcers just describe Bryce Young as being five foot ten AND AN EIGHTH?! Thinking it’s important to add a half is borderline embarrassing. That’s just next level 😭😂 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think the most unrealistic part of Parks and Rec is that when Ron and Leslie are locked in the office all night and awake and talking and dancing and whatever she wears her FOUR INCH STILETTOS the whole dang time. She lays on the floor. But she won’t just take off her uncomfortable heels?!?! 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah yes, the problem with my airport experience has always been that I really don’t feel that I’m in an “amiable environment,” because the TSA agents aren’t…standing up? 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think “I was really lighting-consciously” is tied with “appropriate amount of public restrooms” for my favorite line. 130
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464484
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i dare the Atlanta Falcons to have 17 quarterbacks throw interceptions for them in 17 weeks 921824
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We were talking about his weird look/vaguely crazy eyes and my husband said he looks like a Veggie Tales asparagus 😂 010
Reposted by ChristineAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jane Austen characters × Parks & Recreation quotes, a resurrected Mashup Thread from long-ago Tw*tter days. Mr. Darcy: "When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them." 44910
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Less than two weeks after posting this, I weed whacked a wasp nest and have well over 20 stings. I remain flabbergasted that so many people have never been stung but maybe it’s because they ALL have stung me instead! 000
Reposted by ChristineGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is the second time the Giants have picked him up. 1926638
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What I’m getting from the comments on this and the original thread is that I may have been stung by bees an unusual number of times. Always unsettling to realize YOU’RE the outlier 😂 010
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026finally a stadium fit for Deshaun Watson 1558263
Reposted by ChristineMatt Larkin @porkstories.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I could not possibly think of a better elevator pitch for @rodger.bsky.social’s newsletter: Sports! 0365
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I love the idea that literally anyone out there would actually think Taylor would be more prone to cry publicly than Travjs. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026To anyone watching this England-Mexico match in English, switch to the Telemundo feed immediately. Even if you don’t speak a word of Spanish. You will not regret it. INCREDIBLY fun. 010
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026when you find out how much vacation time Americans get at their jobs 442230
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We’ve got bad coffee (not a good name), the guy King David had murdered (actually kinda awesome name just also kinda grim), multiple cities (not the best city names but not terrible?) and also…Cord. 130
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here 152233442
Reposted by ChristineChristine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026More people need to know that their coach’s name is Dick Advocaat. The goal is great but how is anyone talking about anything other than jokes about men’s rights activism, etc. 2263
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 11/06/2026His answer was actually harsher punishments for parole violators, Stan. 020
Reposted by ChristineRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/20262026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 15277731890
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026media.tenor.coma group of people are standing around a yellow car that says ' i 'm gliding here ' on itALT: a group of people are standing around a yellow car that says ' i 'm gliding here ' on it 020
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Idk about this, feels like Houston already gets plenty of sun. Couldn’ta sent it up here closer to Pittsburgh where it snowed during our Easter egg hunt this morning? 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I know it doesn’t look or feel cool to run hard out of the box and then slow up when it’s definitely a homer…but it’s a LOT worse to stand and watch it, then realize you have to run, and get thrown out🤦🏼♀️Great overall season opener for the Nats, but not excited about that from CJ right outta the gate! 000
Reposted by ChristineRat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Big iced tea matchup on Friday 5889391979
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Now feels like the time to share about when I was at an event on Capitol Hill and got up to get a drink, and when I came back, Markwayne Mullin was leaning on my chair and talking to someone at my table. I politely stood to the side, and when he was done, he turned and introduced himself to me. 100
Reposted by ChristineChristopher Miller, Mr. Generic @millersimul.bsky.social · 23/02/2026American Church, we all talk about the decline, and want to blame those outside. The call is coming from inside the house. 0306
Reposted by ChristineTimberwolves Clips @wolvesclips.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Naz Reid poster dunk OH MY GOD 25716
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Probably woulda needed the gold in order to use this as a method to get the girl back, right? 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Danny O’Shea and Ellie Kam saving Amber’s butt by pulling an unexpected point is so great. Ilia certainly gets the main attention but they were phenomenal over-performing expectations! 121
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Listen I’m enjoying the Tom Brady Pizza Hut commercials as much as the next guy but real talk…when was the last time that guy ate a pizza? 021
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Riley Leonard is younger than Philip Rivers’ oldest kid. 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 04/01/2026My husband and I just DIED laughing at Washburn saying there was “No Aziz Ansari…er…” in this game. I wish they were in the Colts stadium! 000
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025look, laugh now. but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash 516021
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My husband just called this clip from New Girl “the best minute of television that has ever existed.”youtu.beNew Girl - Nick Miller Talks MoneyYouTube video by Nooney HD 010
Reposted by ChristineTaylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Hello! It is me with your annual thanksgiving eve reminder to RUN YOUR DISHWASHER TONIGHT! empty first thing! Tomorrow you will thank tonight you! 4644
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 25/11/2025#2 is a very important take. I don’t trust anyone who makes sweeping declarations about liking fruit pies without any qualifiers. If you like a fresh homemade fruit pie, great! If you like storebought fruit pie, your taste is trash. I don’t make the rules. 030
Reposted by Christinekate shellnutt @kateshellnutt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Today in Christian headlines 381
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025In honor of Max Scherzer, my favorite story from his time as a National, from their longtime sideline reporter. 020
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I hope her daughter is so embarrassed by this 🤦🏼♀️ The metro is fine! I used to ride it home at like 11pm! By myself! And then walk the 15 minutes home! And everything was fine as long as I had worn the right shoes! 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 01/10/2025@jamiebgolden.bsky.social In light of this week’s @thepopcast.bsky.social episode referencing Erin’s choice of college football team in 2023…can you remind her this was her runner up? There is still room to welcome her into the fold of PJ Fleck and the Golden Gophers 🙏🏼 040
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Michael A is a player I absolutely adored as a National. Underrated. I always said he would win a Gold Glove if he went somewhere he had a chance to play every day…which he did, immediately after leaving the Nats. Happy for him. 010
Reposted by ChristineWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/09/2025This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne) 293177042316
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I don’t understand how anyone would choose anything other than D. To include slivers of Italy and Greece along with India, Korea, China, Thailand…what am I even giving up?! Salsa and croissants, I guess? 010
