Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Since we left the World Health Organization, I suggest we detain all the wealthy white boomers who like to hike in that ballroom. 0171
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The best performance in media I watched this weekend about dying industries from the 1800s. #thedevilwearsjose 030
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Welp. I guess I’m a full blown conspiracy theorist now. 2261
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Feeling nostalgic about Sean Spicer once being the worst Press Secretary in history. Women really can excel when given an opportunity. #womenshistorymonth 0161
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Which country do we think’s gonna liberate us? Do you think they’re in a bunker drawing straws? 1200
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 24/02/2026His polling was at 0% on the poll I took today. 2190
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 23/02/2026When your crush keeps turning you down. BRUTAL. 2240
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 17/02/2026We created Shelf Respect, a reading podcast, 6 months ago and we’re bringing it out from behind the paywall. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Our editor said “ I have edited a lot of episodes over the years across all three PMG shows. THIS is far and away the most unhinged one to date.” 0120
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Is it too soon to say that stage 3 colon cancer is considered highly curable if met with prompt and aggressive conventional treatments supervised by board certified physicians? If not, I WILL CIRCLE BACK. 2110
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This was the moment my hope cup filled ALLTHE WAY back up. 1663
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Internet: they could never make me hate you. 0151
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 07/02/2026You know who could use a comeback right about now? Old Testament God. 1182
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Gentle Reminder: if you’re currently having unprotected sex, you may find yourself giving birth to a Scorpio. Proceed with caution. 1110
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Watching Christian influencers try to spin not talking about what’s happening in the world is WILD. I would love to see JUST ONE say “Listen. I’m scared to lose followers because this is my livelihood and I’m the breadwinner and my book deals are based on my follower count.”media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing sunglasses and talking into a microphoneALT: a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses and talking into a microphone 2250
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Imagine if they were evil AND intelligent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comRead Bondi’s Letter to Minnesota’s GovernorAttorney General Pam Bondi sent a letter to Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota on Saturday that blamed him and other Democratic officials for allowing “lawlessness” in the state. It was not immediately clear ... 0233
Reposted by Jamie B. GoldenRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off. 287238876170
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’m not freaking out about the ice storm. Why do you ask? 2110
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You’ll never guess who sent me a cease and desist today. DID YOU GUESS A TEXAS CHURCH? I look forward to Bride of Christ v Jamie B. Golden. 5440
Reposted by Jamie B. GoldenKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888641221172
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 05/01/2026In 2026, we’re all going to spell it correctly. W-H-O-A. 2272
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The only Russian propaganda I’m accepting in 2026. 090
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 25/12/2025May you have a sliver of the joy Chuck has this Christmas Day. 2150
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 19/12/2025OH at my hair salon: “How can she be MAGA? She lived in Osaka for 3 years. “I think Jesus was real. He had friends.” 080
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Me looking at those Vanity Fair pics as part of my new nightly bedtime routine. 1290
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I just heard someone say they want to be “work optional” in their 50s. NEW GOAL UNLOCKED. 0120
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 06/12/2025If Netflix is emailing about anything other than a price hike, then you know it’s bad. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 🤣 0161
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Reading a book about fated mates: Love. That book using the word “mate” 180x: Loathe. 0130
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Can you imagine not having the internet this week? 0140
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Did I just order 16 months of gummies since they are trying to shoehorn a federal ban into this shutdown bill? Yes. 1160
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I am prepared to spend dollars and knock on doors even if it ends with Alabama breaking my heart again. DOJO.GOV ❤️🤍 0150
Reposted by Jamie B. Golden🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 10/11/2025I think what is most flabbergasting about all of this is voters just overwhelming gave the Democratic Party a perfectly clear signal that they will be heavily rewarded for fighting. 312933
Reposted by Jamie B. GoldenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025There are more of us than there are of them. 437324015147
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 18/10/2025A good day in Birmingham gathered with 1,500 folks who didn’t try to gaslight me even once. #nokings 0695
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 05/10/2025A pop culture podcaster working out her thoughts in the Notes app. 090
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Someone let me know when it’s semi-safe to talk about Kansas City filler. I JUST WANT TO HAVE A QUICK CHAT. 180
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Good luck to Anne of Green Gables to try and save us. 0283
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 25/09/2025“Diet Coke is pretty people humor.” Stephania Alvarado 💀 030
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Shoutout to the folks who have deconstructed but are still a smidge scared of the rapture. ☁️ 2342
Jamie B. Golden @jamiebgolden.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Can we reschedule the rapture for next week? Alchemised comes out on Tuesday and it’s 1000 pages so I’m gonna need at least two days for that. Plus, I’m going to Santa Fe this weekend and I have new bras currently in shipment. 6463
