Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 9hBased on this picture he’s definitely SOME kind of maniac, so if he’s just channeled that into being a great kicker, that seems generally good. 010
Reposted by ChristineJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit: 243368
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Did the announcers just describe Bryce Young as being five foot ten AND AN EIGHTH?! Thinking it’s important to add a half is borderline embarrassing. That’s just next level 😭😂 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of those that was absolutely bad enough to be horrifying once you see it, but not QUITE bad enough that anyone noticed it immediately. Which is how we ended up all looking at it 😭 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And the time spent being sad about the absolutely terrible (and exactly the same-looking) flyers for every local community event! 040
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think the most unrealistic part of Parks and Rec is that when Ron and Leslie are locked in the office all night and awake and talking and dancing and whatever she wears her FOUR INCH STILETTOS the whole dang time. She lays on the floor. But she won’t just take off her uncomfortable heels?!?! 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is exactly it. Ignoring the past and just talking positively about his play would still not be great. But it would be a lot better than this bizarre, very active campaign to get people to think well of him, pleading with people to applaud him, etc. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thing is that they’re NOT just moving past it. They’re actively going on a reputation rehabilitation tour. Announcers are pleading with people to applaud him. Ignoring it, only talking about his current play, and moving along would still not be good! But it would be better. 070
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just don’t get it. Like, to not even just be neutral about him? Even if you don’t want to be “against,” you can just be matter of fact. But to be so overtly positive, basically begging people to love him? Why is it so important to them to push this redemption arc they seem to be fixated on? 170
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah yes, the problem with my airport experience has always been that I really don’t feel that I’m in an “amiable environment,” because the TSA agents aren’t…standing up? 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think “I was really lighting-consciously” is tied with “appropriate amount of public restrooms” for my favorite line. 130
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Does a student's scholarship equal the professor's pay” is such a false dichotomy! Is any given random student adding the same amount of value and making the same amount of money for the university as star student athletes are?!?! Of course it! 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I legitimately read this and thought, “No, it’s from twenty fifte—OH.” 😭 000
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464584
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is he who was on TV last week publicly begging people to applaud Deshaun? 🙄 011
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me every 28 days: UGH, I hate EVERYTHING and I feel like I’m getting SICK and I have a HEADACHE and everyone is ANNOYING. Husband (gently and supportively): Ah, it’s almost period time, huh? Me: WHAT? No, this is REAL and it’s……Wait a second. 050
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i dare the Atlanta Falcons to have 17 quarterbacks throw interceptions for them in 17 weeks 921824
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Omg I hadn’t seen this one. Literally reading this on my Peacock commercial break from 30 Rock 😂 110
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott Says Thank YouALT: Michael Scott Says Thank You 001
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We were talking about his weird look/vaguely crazy eyes and my husband said he looks like a Veggie Tales asparagus 😂 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I showed this to my husband and said, “Is there a thread on the entire internet more up my alley than this?” He chuckled and then was quiet for kind of a long time and eventually said “…..Parks and Prejudice? ..Is that the best one?” He’d been puzzling on it for a while 😂 020
Reposted by ChristineAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jane Austen characters × Parks & Recreation quotes, a resurrected Mashup Thread from long-ago Tw*tter days. Mr. Darcy: "When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them." 44910
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Omg thank you for saying this my husband thinks it is BONKERS when I reveal I’ve thought of things like this 😂 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026At the Pentagon memorial, each victim has a bench angled one way or another based on whether they were on the plane or in the building. Each bench is the number of inches off the ground as the victim’s age. The lowest one is three inches 😭 021
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Less than two weeks after posting this, I weed whacked a wasp nest and have well over 20 stings. I remain flabbergasted that so many people have never been stung but maybe it’s because they ALL have stung me instead! 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026She said related, and my understanding is that grandkids are related to their grandparents so I’m not sure what point you’re making 😆 100
Reposted by ChristineGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is the second time the Giants have picked him up. 1926638
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In this scenario, Scooby Doo and the kids really WANT to get to the bottom of shit. So. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hahaha that’s terrible 😂 But I totally agree—it’s not like I’ve ever been TRYING to get stung, I just thought it was one of those things everyone does their best to avoid but obviously ends up happening to everyone at some point. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What I’m getting from the comments on this and the original thread is that I may have been stung by bees an unusual number of times. Always unsettling to realize YOU’RE the outlier 😂 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yeah, the people who grew up here tend to stay here…which is both good and bad 😆 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026IN YOUR LIFE?!?!? I did not know there were adults who have never been stung?? I guess if I’d thought about it that makes sense but in my mind that was definitely a universal (or at least American?) experience! 3130
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Only if you’re emotionally prepared to…NOT feel better about the state of humanity lol. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I started out super Team Pierce! I still like him, but I’ve shifted. I’ll be interested to hear what you think later 👀 020
Reposted by ChristineRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026finally a stadium fit for Deshaun Watson 1558263
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Don’t you know their bodies reset and regenerate the moment the last preseason games end? You must be new here 🙄 000
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s the UNscheduled collapses that’ll really get you, so this seems good. 010
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is ABSURD but I really like that it looks like they’ve scheduled you to collapse on the train. The layover must be recovery time! How benevolent of them! (Or maybe the train is collapsing? Hmm) 110
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026He has always seemed relatively self-aware about these things, to me. Like he knows that’s who he is in this situation and definitely plays along accordingly. You can debate whether it’s better or worse to be self-aware and still be a certain way…but I do think he understood in that moment. 020
Christine @sampsoncm1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We’re discussing in our living room whether that moment set the theoretical world record for “most people gasping at the same time.” Because we all GASPED, right?? 050
