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@taylorschu.bsky.social
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just saying stuff, mostly about cats. wife, mom, writer, shooting survivor 📍Charleston, SC

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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“He already took me to Cleveland”
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you’ll be fighting for your life emotionally financially and mentally and Taylor swift releases a song called Cleveland
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bill Cassidy rn
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
But I don’t want to download class dojo
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know there are so many things to discuss about the awful things Trump has done, but making it essentially impossible to navigate anything student loan related is probably under discussed. I submitted my recert a month ago and have since been told 3 different amounts for what I owe.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What’s crazy is that, historically speaking, Lindsey Graham isn’t even South Carolina’s worst senator
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Having a normal day as a South Carolina resident. Nothing of note. All quiet on the eastern front. Enjoying all the beauty this state has to offer.
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Really loved @taylorschu.bsky.social's essay in The Pom today. I often feel as if I can't keep up with what other families are doing for their kids and that I'm letting my kids down somehow. Two things can be true: I'm doing my best, and money buys margin sometimes. www.the-pom.com/p/all-the-pe...
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All the Perfect Moms Are Rich
Money can't buy happiness, right?
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t know why you guys have such trouble believing that all these people have really talked to Mitch McConnell when Trump talked to Teddy Roosevelt last week
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Precarious implications here
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You know who else was down a man and ended up being victorious in the end? Turn in your Bibles with me to the gospel of John
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do y’all think King Charles can get that red card reversed
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
spending my one wild and precious life emptying dehumidifiers
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Another soccer game, another day thinning the US men’s team coach is Russel Crowe for a couple seconds at a time
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
America Core: had to have an MRI today to check on my brain aneurysm and I could feel the magnets pulling the bullet fragments in my hand
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you get on Al Gore’s Internet talking about how “I don’t know you missed Nate Bargatze is MAGA” and your reasoning is only that he’s a white person living in the south who is a Christian and does clean comedy it just shows you’re another liberal who has chosen to stay ignorant about the South.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not enough girlies are utilizing this option
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
CONTENT CALL: Anticipating August, we're looking for school-themed essays at The Pom! We want to hear about the teachers who made a difference, the decisions you've agonized over, how you've handled bullying, a day in your life as a teacher or homeschool parent. Guidelines below. #callforsubmissions
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Key & Peele Substitute Teacher: Thank You
ALT: Key & Peele Substitute Teacher: Thank You
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can’t, or won’t???? 🇺🇸 🦅
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have decided to stop taking screen time opinions seriously from parents who don’t live in a climate where it is 100+ degrees every day during the summer by 11am and the playground equipment is too hot to even play on and the humidity is 90%. So happy for you tho
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
On this the day of my 36th birthday, the lady in line next to me asked for the republican ballot and then later told me she is not a republican and wouldn’t want me to think that, she just wanted to vote against Lindsey Graham. Excellent voting day in SC! Let’s go!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yesterday you said you’d call sears
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Having a baby? Skip the childbirth class. Hire someone to come scream at you while you try to cook dinner.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today is my 13th wedding anniversary and one thing I’ve learned in that time is that sometimes the man is also scared of the large bug
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A devastating societal effect of the housing crisis I’m not seeing discussed enough is the fact that teens don’t have garages to start bands in
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My latest for @thepom.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/thepom/p...
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Was Motherhood Really Easier in the Nineties?
Taylor Schumann reflects on tech, nostalgia, and an innocence that ended with 9/11.
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"My children’s innocence feels so fleeting and so fragile, and yet it is one of the heaviest things I carry," writes @taylorschu.bsky.social in her debut essay for The Pom. Sign up as a paid subscriber today to read the whole thing tomorrow! All proceeds in May will go to centralpafoodbank.org.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
stop using ai for graphic design, bring back print shop deluxe for windows 95 you cowards
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Technology advancements should have stopped at the dominoes pizza tracker
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Don’t bother reading the book. Just read this instead 😇
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I would say the main reason I am stressed about hantavirus is because the man (?) in charge of our response to it goes barefoot in the airport and put a mouse in a blender
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Who could have predicted the incredible positive impact that being able to go into Costco at 9am would have on my mental health
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Imagining telling Taylor of 2006 that one day she’d be able to buy a flat screen TV for the same amount of money as it would take to fill up her car with gas
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dame @dame.is · 27/04/2026
fun fact: 9/11 wouldn’t have happened if all 110 stories of each twin tower was an entire ballroom, like big beautiful ballrooms all the way down
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As a gun violence survivor I am so exhausted by republicans only caring about gun violence when it involves their lord and savior Donald Trump.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I do not want to see anyone, anywhere traumatized by gunfire, ever, but I really do not want to see takes that treat it as uniquely traumatizing to people attending a black-tie event.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As someone who has actually been shot, I can confirm. Thank you so much Van Jones for this hard hitting journalism.
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"To be a sports parent means replacing some of your community with the people hurling insults at their third-grader as they walk off toward the car," writes @lindsayfickas.bsky.social (not pictured) in her first official contributor piece. "It is isolating at best." www.the-pom.com/p/everything...
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Everything Wrong With Kids’ Soccer and Why We Keep Doing It
Children’s sports have grown more toxic and unaffordable over the past few decades. Are the benefits really worth the time, costs, and headaches?
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I can't even tell you how excited I am that @lindsayfickas.bsky.social has joined the Pom team!!!! www.the-pom.com/p/everything...
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Everything Wrong With Kids’ Soccer and Why We Keep Doing It
Children’s sports have grown more toxic and unaffordable over the past few decades. Are the benefits really worth the time, costs, and headaches?
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Please send prayers for my beloved daughter, who has slept through the night 5 times in her whole 3.5 years of life, as she is frustrated while trying to put her babydoll to sleep but “she won’t be quiet”
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If various Tupperware lids aren’t falling in a cascade upon your kitchen counters when you open a cabinet I don’t think I would feel comfortable in your house
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
At the age where I understand why my parents would get so irritated with us for messing with their drivers seat comfort settings in the car
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Topping out my list of mortal enemies is the person at Google who decided to get rid of the Gmail bulk delete function
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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s because the pope is weak on crime, few people know this
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Embracing a 90s lifestyle (the backup camera on my minivan is broken)
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tis the season to find out about school events that a parent is required to be at with one days notice and it’s always in the middle of the day but not close enough to pick up time and also younger siblings cannot come and don’t miss it or your child will be traumatized forever
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