Reposted by SamplosButGoodChris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am fucking wheezing right now 442097491
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Opinions are like assholes; every day contains both words 061
Reposted by SamplosButGoodstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm bringing back Vines 082
Reposted by SamplosButGoodDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why don't you all give it a RT for tomorrow at 5 pacific, 8 eastern on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. Featuring @jessefarrar.com @osullyville.bsky.social, Nick Wiger of Doughboys fame, and a mystery guest. I just finished putting the last question on the board. I'm proud of this one I reckontwitch.tvDeadBlossomJesse - TwitchLet's see what magic we can make. CONTACT: deadblossomjessebusiness@gmail.com , or our Discord linked below the stream 312048
Reposted by SamplosButGoodChris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026We all have days like this 34380712134
Reposted by SamplosButGoodmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/01/2026ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd 133883714
Reposted by SamplosButGoodMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/01/2026KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho! MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year 8865314
Reposted by SamplosButGoodbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/12/2025instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her 031344
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It snores if he rolls overmedia.tenor.coma woman is standing next to a large red inflatable objectALT: a woman is standing next to a large red inflatable object 060
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Sure, the official lyrics may be readily available and we COULD show you those, but we’ve let our AI analyze over one billion hours phone recordings of people singing the lyrics incorrectly in the car and we’re showing you that first. Hope this helps 020
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Ass shit, living in a movie/butt poop, daddy’s little cutie/turd so fine, they’ll never see you leaving by the backdoor, man 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 20/06/2025this one is from the point of view of the dinosaurs and its mostly about them eating and going to the bathroom. The big climax is when one gets tranquilized so they can give it ear infection medicine 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I’ve always felt this verse of Human seemed a little forced 030
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Time to post a random picture on your device without explanation 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 08/05/2025the opposite of conclave is convlex. thank you for your time 0112
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 07/05/2025may all of your wildest dreams come true and uhh etcetera 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I would lose it if I heard someone say this lol 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 08/02/2025This was the inspiration and motivation I needed to finally get something done I’ve been putting off for months. Turns out my house keys were in my fall coat so now I don’t need to leave my front door open. Thank you. 000
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 19/01/2025fart that sounds like it’s asking a question sound 040
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Mr Moneybags but the dollar sign on my sack of cash has an x through it 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I deleted it because you looked like a muppet came to life and it freaked me out 110
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 15/11/2024This is by far the best post I’ve seen all day. 000
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2024After taking a leave of absence from her big New York City job, a girl has just arrived outside of this very courthouse in the small hometown she hasn’t visited in 10 years. What happens next may surprise you. 020
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 18/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #323,739! 020
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 08/09/2024Don’t forget the Maine State Prison Showroom in Thomaston! 000
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 03/09/2024This fella’s RPG-ass hit that tree so hard it turned into cut logs and auto collected before he died. rip 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 14/08/2024Imagine being introduced to this villain but they’re like 9% bigger so you can really only kinda tell if they’re standing side by side 010
SamplosButGood @samplosbutgood.bsky.social · 25/07/2024Picture a magician in a very small club asking who in the audience has one of these things 000
