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Sam

@sammarroy.bsky.social
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Veteran poster, amateur human

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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 16h
Man Gunner Stockton looks a lot like Brandon Flowers, it's unsettling
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fox's scorebug has bothered me for a while now and I finally figured out why: it reminds me of the "edgy" 1990s ESPN2 house style
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here's how you know things are bad for Trump in the mid-terms: the GOP candidate for the Senate in Iowa is running on her bipartisan record
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been listening to Parachutes by Coldplay a bit recently (incredible album) and the algorithm fed me a great, super emotional rendition of Sparks from their tour last year - I always love when a band can play an old song with renewed passion years after it was released...
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kalen Deboer should use this weather delay to fly to LA and accept the USC job that Lincoln Riley is about to lose
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda feels like there's something wrong with Oregon - Dante Moore might be good enough to paper over enough of their shortcomings to make the playoff but they are not a top 10 team right now
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's nothing worse than giving the insufferable "it's rigged!" sports fans actual ammunition
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dan Lanning has a lil Muschamp to him sometimes
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There were, uh, a shocking volume of cheers in Bryant-Denny for that ECU touchdown...
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Between the World Cup final, the fourth round of The Open, the first Alpine stage of the Tour de France, and of course the rubber match of the Mariners - Giants series, this is one of the great sports days in history
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Woke 2 has begun
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Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
ALT: Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thanks to @surber.bsky.social's evangelizing on the Fullcast I've genuinely gotten into watching the Tour de France this year, however the one suggestion I have is that they do a moguls stage through the old Verdun battlefield. Wanna see these fellas maneuver on duckboards and through shell craters
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As much as the American Conservative Mind craves the chance to play victim, there's no chance Bryson withdraws - because the greater opportunity for his brand is to lose by 1 stroke and be invited to the White House to be given a MAGA Jug and declared champion by Trump. It's inevitable at this point
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Prescott Rossi @prescottrossi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!!
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Regardless of the fact that England Norway and Belgium pulled out these wins it really feels like we're a cup or two away from CAF teams becoming genuine contenders. The expanded field showed there's a lot more depth there than people thought, and the best teams can compete with anybody
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Rich New York weakling struggles to breathe in the Great Plains is actually an extremely appropriate tribute to Teddy Roosevelt
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lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DR Congo is looking like DR Kavorkian against England #WorldCup
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LeBron leaving the Lakers after Bronny’s contract locked in:
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's June 30th, 2026 and I'm about to watch Serena Williams play Wimbledon while scrolling for rumors about Lebron James FA landing spot, time really is a flat circle
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When did they start allowing the bench players to come on the field to celebrate? I'm not being a fuddy duddy about it, it doesn't bother me at all, I'm just used to the dude who scored racing to the touchline or the corner flag to celebrate with his teammate, not getting mobbed in the box
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock
Tweet by joshchavis65: overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now”
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 19/06/2026
Seattle was really flexing today. 📸: @maxaquinophoto.bsky.social
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That pickle juice hit that MFer like a can of spinach hit Popeye, he popped right up
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's very hard to watch a golfer melt down and completely blow his whole round in the span of a couple holes,,, but it's a lot less hard to watch when it's Dustin Johnson
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Even setting aside the dozen other things that make him a great mayor, it’s gotta be so cool to have a mayor who loves his city so much that he’s going to have trouble sleeping Wednesday night because of how excited he is for this parade
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lil jon at warped tour:
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It turns out that, actually, girlfriends don’t think the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan are that cool, and don’t really appreciate being made to watch them first thing Saturday morning after offhandedly asking what the D in D-Day stands for
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mexican fans spot a South Korean fan and immediately adopt him
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
USA USA USA
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Alright I was tolerating the celebrity cuts Fox has been doing until they gave us Trudeau and Katy Perry
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Capri Sun fumbled the bag not sponsoring the hydration breaks
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Turns out finally having a truly world class player and getting him the ball pays off
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 31/05/2026
San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa
A guy in a cowboy costume holding a bottle of "Mexican Sauce"
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mitch Johnson, the hero sent to San Antonio to avenge the Seattle Supersonics
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hearing a Placebo song in this Channing Tatum Versace commercial is a bizarre blast from the past
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
what do you remember troy mcclure from?
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"If blowing out these candles leads to your wish coming true, then our columnist Ross Douthat has an appeal to those birthday boys"
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thankful for this bullshit coming across my TL this morning because it gives me a chance to share one of my favorite sentences ever written (deragory). Tyler can never do it like Mikey Barbaro:
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Top two are set in stone, the rest are off the cuff but I feel pretty good about them 1. And Your Bird Can Sing 2. Dear Prudence 3. I've Got A Feeling 4. Let It Be 5. Ticket to Ride 6. A Day in the Life 7. She Said She Said 8. Something 9. Don't Let Me Down 10. Hey Jude
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Sam @sammarroy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm crediting the Yale education for about 20% of this and the time spent posting on Field Gulls for 80% of it
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
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