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Horse DBT Specialist @abyssalflare.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
kamen rider: ex-aid (2016)
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Maia @maiaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
birdgirl dropping a tortoisegirl onto a playwrightgirl's head
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie get ready for their double date with Crystal and Noel while they discuss killing a cowboy.
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watched Hoodwinked! (2005) with the gang the other day, and after seeing the singing mountain goat in that film, one thing led to another and i made This apologies to @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DALP AND BLUEBOLT‼️
New Legends Dalp and Bluebolt
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting absolutely [REDACTED] at the club, just totally ████faced
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Elite Guard, the Autobots' most decorated commando unit! Elita One leads security officer Chromia, rescue specialist Firestar, and sharpshooter Moonracer in guerilla operations, reconnaissance and sabotage behind enemy lines!
Redesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Elita One and ChromiaRedesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Firestar and Moonracer
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"cap" as in "peak" @tsumihorob0shi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We got to this episode tonight im still giggling about it
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Green Lantern Comic
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Viv @toastergrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you want to be extra niceys I have a this ko-fi.com/vivtoast
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this premise would be vastly improved by the addition of a Jouger
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
season's greetings
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Slurp! @sameasiteverwoz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony the Tiger in: "Milking Machine Mishap"
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Viv @toastergrl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"wizard car"... intensifies. Remember to keep an eye on the people you care about. (39/?)
Page 38 of a pencil sketchbook.
The mechanitch takes rigid, stuttering steps in her be-buckled boots through a stream of empty speech bubbles from the wizard and trucker. She has completely tuned the world out.
Dividing the page, a thin band of news-ticker scrolls. "KEEP IT TOGETHER? KEEP IT TOGETHER!". The two versions of the same phrase are separated with the circle and star facet sigils as seen repeatedly across the comic.
From our perspective, she and the 3d-printed writing desk are spotlighted as the gap is closed. In the darkness, the wizard rummages around in the bonnet of her car. There is an inset of the wizard handing over the scroll tube as last seen on page 21, saying something brief our point of view just does not internalise at all. There are captions suggesting our poor mechanitch has just about gone past her limit - certain phrases are in stereo, written practically on top of each other, and they will be represented as [ONE/TWO] in this alt text.
"It's taking everything [I/I] have. Somehow, this one job is pushing all [my buttons/my limits] at once. How does anyone handle this? I want to [GO HOME/SUCCEED], despite my[self/self]."Page 39 of a pencil sketchbook.
The mechanitch in front of the writing desk, cast in shadow, reaching into the scroll tube. Behind her, multiple flashbacks, each growing shorter and shorter (represented by the width of the panel).
1: COBL, the flower-pot-like automaton from page 9. With a little "ssss", he tilts his stubby head. "YOU ARE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, YES. BUT THIS ROLE IS ALSO SOCIAL... -->", he intones.
2: The estranged connection from page 20, now in higher detail. They point, accusingly, in a fit of something between exasperation and anger. "are you SERIOUS? ALL you do is talk about YOURSELF!!", they yell.
3: The mechanitch stares in the mirror at twenty-five to three. It is unclear whether it is PM or AM, but our protagonist looks *terrible* - utterly dead inside. The sink runs slowly with a 'sss', and a "ONE WAY" sign is backwards in the mirror.
4: A very cropped view of someone with a hairy chest and goatee, screaming in anger. "-O SON OF MI-", they bellow.
Underneath the silhouette, the lower half of the page shows two different sides of the scene. On the left, the mechanitch completes a number of important steps in advance of her next move - removing the scroll from the tube, "flatten."ing it on the 3d-printed writing desk, "put."ting the scroll's tube on the ground near the desk, and raising her wand - her face, eyes closed, reflected on its surface.
On the right, the wizard rests against her car while the trucker is down on their knees, inspecting something underneath it. The latter says "So uh. She been this quiet all 2day?" The wizard responds "nah. only when she's in her own hea.........." - both of them turning quickly in concern. "uh oh", the wizard finishes her thought.
The final thing we see on this page is the mechanitch's lower face - her slightly clocky jaw set in an unnervingly intense slight grin. Whatever happens next, she's excited for it. Are you?
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mrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
postwar good end mechsplo fic where a hound and her handler retire to a cosy life of working on little engineering projects and eating a lot of cheese together and it gradually becomes more and more obvious that it's just Wallace and Gromit
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/magica...
First panel of today's comic at swanboy.com. Rona's watching Sailor Moon
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Swan Boy cast working together to feed Baby God with a big spoon.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
also when there's a boycott on we really don't have to do the whole "I didn't like their stuff anyway" thing. that is Facebook thread behavior. just be in solidarity with the union it's so easy!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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Miner Edgar @m155edgar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Super Vanity Butcher 2
standing and front facing sprite of Butchers Vanity Yi Xi in the style of Super Mario Bros 2, with Princess Toadstool for reference.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid] cold intolerance
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Mom @milph.mom · 11/09/2026
"HELLO! HEY! COOP! THIS IS COLE! YOU CAN PRESS THE (X) BUTTON TO JUMP! THE ACT OF JUMP-ING CAN ALLOW YOU REACH AREAS OUT OF YOUR REACH BY STANDING! WHICH I THINK YOU WILL FIND VERY USEFUL WHILE OUT ON THE FIELD!"
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lesbian sex is like 9/11 in that if mark whalberg was there it would kinda put a stop to the whole thing
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Slurp! @sameasiteverwoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Swan Boy is really good
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
squidward asks fish in comic: "what sin do you relish the most?" fish responds with "cheeseburger." squidward says: "what." fish then says: "where's my fuckin food." squidward then responds with: "mb i forgot this was restaurant."
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[metroid] hungry hungry energy for me. give me battery life now
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three panel comic using stock images of die-cast metal Transformers toys.  Panel 1: Bumblebee's head and shoulders, shot from a low, heroic angle.  "I'm on the way, Optimus!"  Panel 2: Optimus Prime, almost looking over his shoulder.  "Will you be long?" Panel 3: Bumblebee full body.  His torso is an entire roof of a Volkswagen Beetle with arms and legs hanging off, making him look significantly disproportionate.  A speech bubble simply reads "Yes"
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Viv @toastergrl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A youtube search for a Star gate scene featuring Dr Jackson. The title, "Translation Scene", has been photomanipulated into "Transition Scene". It totally did not just say Transitition Scene when I posted this previously.
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Beautiful cow who is mooing at you
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
whenever she eats some enemy in metroid ravenous samus aran will whisper "yum dot com"
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sea pig @seapig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
when are they going to let Link wear his little "CUNT." top again
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Viv @toastergrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That bespectacled boy from star gate is kind of a woman with it ngl. Even down to how she reacts to that lady proffered up for the short-stay room. I hope those weird camels' fluids are ALSO good for girlguice on planet threemoon
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NEW VIDEO TIME in this one, i take a look at all the entries for my pyara DLC contest! #fakemon youtu.be/9-E9inQ0LAM?...
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JUDGING your FAKEMON DESIGNS - Pyara Region DLC Contest
YouTube video by Umar Ali
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
NO ARRESTS, MANY SCOLDINGS IN CARRABBA'S FRACAS
Frustrated police urge restaurants to "knock this off."
By Adrian Victim
Police responded to a distress call last night after a 2019 Toyota Sienna crashed into a Giuliani Gardens Carrabba's, several minutes after two armed Bertucci's agents entered the establishment on "official business." Although the police refused to speak to reporters on site they were overheard speaking to several employees of both Carrabba's and Bertucci's and begging them to "please stop doing this 'every kitchen a castle' thing. People die."
Due to an unusual quirk in Giuliani Gardens law dating back to the late 19th century when potato baron Julius O'Tammany declared himself
"accountable only to the starches and butters which feed and delight my children and wives," all fast casual dining establishments within the city limits have been considered legally autonomous
"landsteading zones" answerable only to their corporate headquarters.
A police officer tries to touch our new camera. But it's not his. It's ours.
Most fast casual restaurants take advantage of this libertarian loophole in order to implement individualized policies in regards to shooting their patrons. Hooters is known for opening fire on any family dining together, an inversion on The Olive Garden's famous "when you're here, you're family" slogan, written in the blood of many a first date. When reached for comment, Carrabba's corporate insisted "we do not shoot our customers. We could. We really want to.
But we do not shoot them. That's the Carrabba's difference." Carrabba's founder Chris Carrabba also reached out to us: "I was also in Further Seems Forever. People forget that."
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nyte-tyde.bsky.social @nyte-tyde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Power and Meowy
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MISSION STATUS: SICK
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. The pieces all fall into place.
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Ben Watson @waspshot23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you didn't pick up a copy of my LEGENDS OF CYBERTRON zine from TFNation this summer, fret not because you can now grab your own copy to arrive at your doorstep worldwide! Order your physical copy here: ko-fi.com/s/afe864d0e0 Or download PDF here: ko-fi.com/s/034afa48b2 #Transformers #fanzine
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Legends Of Cybertron Physical Zine - RefinedRobotCo. 's Ko-fi Shop
A full colour 24 page A5 fanzine guides you through the full assortment of 2005's Transformers Cybertron Legends, the first range of the popular pocke...
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
final reminder! you’ve got until the end of tomorrow to get an entry in
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inverseaxolotl @inverseaxolotl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
travel carry bot
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Slurp! @sameasiteverwoz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guy who really wants to get kidnapped so he's always walking around seductively holding today's newspaper in front of him
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