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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve been researching this play for years and… he just… walked it in
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 4h
We need to CAT scan the ManningForehead™, it’s the crucial anatomy he’s missing to unlock his potential
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 5h
This Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [TV screen gets brighter] [TV screen keeps getting brighter] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by brightness] BUCK: oh god yes.
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The common denominator between bad INTs with Craig and Hoover… Sonny Yikes
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ACC Saturdays
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What an appalling nation
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has really cracked open something for me. I had been thinking about free speech discourse in terms of hypocrisy, but this illuminates a much more consistent throughline (derogatory).
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi 100% knew Cal was in the ACC. Yet I thought Clemson was playing a “buy” game on the road at 10pm because I just learned from this week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that they are aka UC Berkeley?! Is that not a D3 school?
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And for more about a certain president (not who I expected!) who cared a lot about College Football Amateurism, subscribe today to the Shutdown Fullcast Patreon www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...
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FULLCAST LORE: Amateurish Amateurism | The Shutdown Fullcast
Thank you as always to our radiant and brave Patreon supporters, for whom the longest episode in Fullcast history is exclusively available.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social check out the SMU catch on their first drive. Jalen Hale diving one-handed 50 yard catch.
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Last week, I was nostalgic for how I felt reading God’s Away On Business for the first time. Re-reading to capture the moment didn’t work. Then I read this year’s Opener and cried again. Dad’s home.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Joshua “Bye Ball” Baez
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m 38 pages in, and have goggled at, at least, six turns of prose that make my brain tingle. As E. B. himself says: book your dental work in October.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
Shakira
Gandalf returns
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Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Conclave (2024)
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@surber.bsky.social the highest praise I can give for the Gilmore Girls pod is that I paused it 95 minutes in because I didn’t want more spoilers for a show I never intended to watch. S1E1 tonight.
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I will die for Jordan Walker
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
La Tormenta de La Cuidad
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@jmjones.bsky.social what do the italics in your newsletter designate? I can’t for the life of me understand why some words get it, and others don’t, but I’m sure there’s a style guide dictating it.
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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
gotta be a Texas judge somewhere who'll give us an injunction
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 21/06/2026
This is incredible. So satisfying. I was going to say it’s “cutting” but it’s more a knifing to the gut or maybe a beheading. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social have you successfull avoided the jelly roll WC song so far?
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social where do you stand on Master & Commander
Screenshot of Reddit post asking “Why are so many guys obsessed with master and commander” and reply “because it’s a badass tale of some true homies out at sea.”
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Perry Barber @umpireplb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/
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Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing, call for help that most people expect. In this article, Mario explains what drowning really looks like and how to recognize it when its happening.
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Robert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Well. you can't say FIFA doesn't know how to Dallas properly. They came to town and immediately destroyed a beloved downtown mural painted in 1999 by a revered artist. www.dallasnews.com/opinion/comm...
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Wilonsky: FIFA drowns Dallas’ giant, beloved whale mural beneath blue paint
The artist Wyland gifted his giant mural of six lifesized humpback whales to Dallas in 1999, but this week it was drowned beneath blue paint by FIFA.
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social have you seen the Taste Buds videos on Instagram? Two wholesome bros (“hat guy” and “tall guy”) explore a restaurant from every country in the world without leaving NYC, and treat these small business owners with such kindness. www.instagram.com/reel/DS-mOu9...
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Tastebuds_nyc on Instagram: "Trying food from every country in the world, without leaving New York City. Episode 7: Bhutan 🇧🇹 #nyc #nycfood #newyear"
55K likes, 311 comments - tastebuds_newyorkcity on January 1, 2026: "Trying food from every country in the world, without leaving New York City. Episode 7: Bhutan 🇧🇹 #nyc #nycfood #newyear".
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social revisiting the old r/cfb lore. CJK5H + fees @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social just like our first quarter attendance, SMU was late to the party but can’t abide a TCU victory. The battle for the iron skillet continues in the NAP trenches, now that TCU ended the on field rivalry. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Has anyone unlocked the easter egg at 1,000 hams yet? @edsbs.bsky.social
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@sickoscommittee.org
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PTKU Mega-Booster @emgoblue2023.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Dad’s home $1 for every attendee of 13-10 #charitibundibowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social
$106005 wire transfer to New American Pathways
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Today’s donation is personal: $250 plus fees. $25 for every SMU hat I’ve collected over the years. A lot of sweat stains and dirt over the years in 100° heat on the boulevard. Bonus @homefield.bsky.social hat included. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I love my murderous shitheel pony. $100 for every opposing mascot it has killed, and $25 for every mascot it has attacked (plus tax). Sorry Fordham. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social $68.89 - The number of yards (6,886) Kevin Jennings has thrown for as a QB in the ACC over the last 2 years. He makes me want to chug wasp spray and hit on 19 in equal parts every game. I love him. He is the ACC’s leading yardage passer entering 2026. @edsbs.bsky.social
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@newap-georgia.bsky.social $91.0 for the 910 miles SMU travelled last year to kick the crap out of Clemson on their home turf. @edsbs.bsky.social (sorry @surber.bsky.social)
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@chrisvannini.com you mentioned a piece you’re working on about SMU during a recent pod with DU. Is that still in the works?
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social catching up on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, have to ask the hypothetical: Ted Cruz and Texas on one sideline, JD Vance and OSU on the other side - which negative aura out-awfuls the other during this walk into hell?
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".
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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@502eire.lol idk how the original skeet did for you on here, but you’ve broken contain on Instagram by a repost farmer and came up on my main grid
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 14/02/2026
ICE has completely broken our social contract. They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 13/02/2026
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is absolutely insane. The sort of Kafka-esque nightmare you would find in a Philip K Dick book set far in the dystopian future. A window on America tumbling into autocracy. www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
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‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Joshua Dysart @joshuadysart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Left hand on the ground trying not to hit the pavement; right hand still holding a cell phone. ICE person standing with a one handed grip pointing his gun right at the man’s head. There is nothing about this that we should accept. We all must reject this. This is our government, & they want this
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