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Got some lily pollen on the sleeve of my very best, very favourite cashmere jumper. Brushed off what I could, cried a bit, soaked it, washed it - stain was still there when it came out of the machine. Hung it on the rack to dry and today, 3 days later, stain miraculously gone. I’m a believer

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 3h

Got the last one of bakery’s Thursday croissant club batch. Today - blackcurrant cheesecake

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 4h

When I first read about the death penalty as a child, I thought it was barbaric. Still do. A state that gives itself the judicial power to kill debases itself and everyone it involves in that repulsive business.

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 6h

Let me assure you, Apple - ain’t nobody needs this level of negativity in their lives

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 8h

My last working day before 10 days of leave and there's a new financial year kickoff meeting that STARTS at 5pm. Good luck getting me to pay full attention to THAT, mes amis

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 18h

Dammit I have resisted saying anything about this explicitly but he’s just too damn good. THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS MAN AND NO I DON’T MEAN HEGSETH

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Matthew Redhead @matthewrr.bsky.social · 18h

But not the Nazis.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met

Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

I LOVE my new work MacBook with one exception. Stupid Microsoft Outlook seems to have no means to send to OneNote, which I used almost daily on my Windows laptop. If I want to convert text to Traditional Chinese, it’s got me covered, mind

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The problem I have with so many AI evangelists is they are fundamentally anti-human

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

If the AI techbros had the vaguest connection to their own emotions perhaps they’d understand that a main point of music is the feeling when you realise a sentiment is universal but hell, I’m new to this being in love lark so what do I know

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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/03/2026

The presence of a well-tempered clavier implies the existence of claviers that are absolutely feral, barely able to contain their immense power, waiting for any excuse to burst out into the wildest ride you've ever heard

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

My 83 yo mother reports back from her trip to Krakow with friends of similar vintage. Her main takeaway seems to be the number of new cocktails she's trying

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

It hasn't been lower than 18C overnight here, on 30 September. I'm really losing my sense of humour about it now

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

Let the record show that should I ever marry again I will do it wearing the same colour as Our Rightful Queen here. And not just as an homage #GBBO

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

OK here's the evening's entertainment. My borough comes (*snigger*) 323rd out of 691 for 'purchases' from the website www.lovehoney.co.uk/trends-insig...

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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Live Footage form the British Bluesky Duty Control Room:

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

Rather than leave my car at a local station and take the train to St Pancras for the Eurostar I thought I’d look to see how much it would be to park there for the week, at their ‘best rates guaranteed’ prices. £512.

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

Tiny tragedies: when your longed-for slice disintegrates in the toaster. The black armband is donned

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

Friends fear she's buying more sock yarn despite still having enough in the drawer to strangle the attendees of 400 Reform conferences* *NOTE: this is a joke. I wouldn't waste good yarn this way

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

Greetings from University Challenge, where Emanuel Cambridge has just identified Bette Davis as Audrey Hepburn

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

I was so obsessed with JB's visit this weekend just gone that I haven't even stopped to think that I'm going to Bordeaux on Saturday. SATURDAY! Dunes blanches, I shall soon be outside you

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

Reserved a hotel for us for a trip to Germany next spring. The hotel has sent me a response entirely in German. I sense they haven't picked up on my location, but I'm firing up DeepL

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

I judge the likely quality of work projects on how the meetings about them are run and on that basis this one is SCREWED

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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Think the basic test for noncewear™ is can you imagine creepy Lee from #ColinFromAccounts wearing one

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

I have frozen the plums that were in the icebox and which I bought to make plum crumble Forgive me I didn't get round to making it

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VictoriaQOTD @victoriaqotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"What's that scar on Mrs Critchley? Appendix?" "No, that's where she's nodded off on her Dick Francis."

Julie Walters as a sauna attendant. She's wearing a bikini over the top of a housecoat and a shower cap.

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026

@nigella.bsky.social Can I please ask advice? I bought plums to make your plum and amaretti crumble but ran out of time to do it this weekend. Is there any way I can freeze the plums for a few weeks? If so, should I cook them first? Thank you!

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

JB here imminently so signing off until he goes. Don't wanna think about that moment just now

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, THIS couple who are sharing the same playlist seem to be getting on very well, so thanks for the validation, Courrier International

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Am I high or was this the one featuring Bob Holness' daughter? #TOTP

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Late disco wasn't best disco #TOTP

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh good lord - it's Rebecca from This Is Us #TOTP

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Why do rap types move like they need their nappies changed? #TOTP

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Also, how DARE you insult me by insinuating, entirely accurately as it turns out, that I'm the kind of person who gets a spirit level out to check the pictures on the walls

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

The cleaning of the bathroom is all that stands between me and a totally relaxing weekend. It is my Everest. Someone play the Rocky music to get me up off this chair

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed yesterday's White House State Dinner broke the existing World Record for the number of loathsome people in one room at the same time.

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Domestic goddessing today, having neglected it for too long. Laundry out, cake made. But also broke the food processor bowl, so you can't have it all

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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it.

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

A far longer day than I wanted or needed, frankly. But now it's my weekend

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

The danger of being fairly tall with fairly long limbs is that you are often perilously close to looking like you have just outgrown your clothes

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Sam @samdeane.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

To London, the better to debarrass myself of the last Windows device to tarnish my life. Oh, and possibly do some work. Possibly

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reform’s Nigel Farage mysteriously coming out against a UK government plan to combat Russian disinformation: “Andy Burnham is setting up a Ministry of Truth to clamp down on free speech.”

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