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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine it was for Hockenson, originally?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What a day that will be
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
People like this should never be allowed in the majority.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I want to scream.
Tweet by Alon Mizrahi contrasting expectations versus reality of a conflict’s cost, joking that what was expected to take days now requires $200 billion.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Adam Rose @adamrose.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is a long and very quotable piece about one of the more bizarre episodes from the ICE surge in Minneapolis. Read it this weekend. You won’t regret it.
People with charming midwestern accents walked around offering hand warmers. “Hey derr, do ya need anyting? It’s cold ya know.” “Oh hey, noticed ya arrunt wearin’ mittens. Do ya need some?” “Ya know, I hear it’s gonna get warmer soon. Double digits.”
At the same time, screams of anger and frustration were hurled towards the hotel and the federal employees staying there.
“Get the fuck out of our city.”
“Eat shit, pig fucker.”
“I hope ya jump off da roof.”
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/01/2026
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 21/01/2026
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
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Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I do have a litmus test for my candidates now and it's that I want them to be genuinely pissed off, not pretend pissed off
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yo comrade I'm walkin here, I'm walkin here
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
good luck kitty
a small, tired-looking cat standing next to a factory building with a smoking chimney. the cat says: “hope I don’t have a long day.” the factory has a sign that reads: “LONG DAY FACTORY”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Just Fuckin Quit Then
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just want to say I really appreciate you putting jersey numbers in these. So many football writers don’t and it makes things harder to follow for us normys
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
😕 🇺🇸
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Amanda for MN Senate @amandaformnsenate.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Just filed to run for MN Senate! Grateful to have my husband and two daughters with me. Moments like this remind me why I do this work: to show the next generation that their voice matters, and that change starts when we show up. Let’s go! #mnleg #AmandaForMN #FutureIsNow
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The dam has burst
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
bro that’s just how I look
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Be careful about in-kind donations on this
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Happy birthday MN, #32 in admittance to the union but #1 in our hearts.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
@eve6.bsky.social
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ESPN @espn.com · 30/12/2024
Sam Darnold has the Vikings one win away from the NFC North title and No. 1 seed in the NFC 👏 (via @vikings.bsky.social)
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
And hopefully even more after that dog shit PI call
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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.
A tweet by the ambulatory perineum that is Elon Musk begging the users of his site—Nazis to a man—to post more “positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform” 

Full tweet.

@elonmusk
Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Prescient
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Vikes fan here. Could see it happening. The future is McCarthy but damn if he isn’t playing great
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"We didn't get the six-legger, we got the standard four-legged bird" is one of those ominous throwaway comments that evokes deep fear
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 28/11/2024
Thanksgiving menu this year: -fully loaded nachos to share -gazpacho soup (NOT room temp) -hot dip or something -gift receipt (no mudpie) -pig dicks, etc -hot dog -cosmic gumbo -burger (gimme dat) -wine (& popcorn!) -sloppy steaks - one egg (40 eggs) - banana - 55 burgers - 55 fries - 55 tacos
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Caleb Williams body language after that last 3 and out is…. All time bad
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Was challenged but upheld
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The devito celebration lol
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Found it! bsky.app/profile/notn...
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samandeggs12.bsky.social @samandeggs12.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Would love a clip of this. Vea fun to watch
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