iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

To those who say "what's the worst that could happen": Saying shit like this will get your neural orb subpoenaed and could impact your next artifacer exam. They might even revoke your license to practice hermetic cyberimplantation...

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

There is a cyber circle formed by the 7 thaumaturgical supercomputers built on the fiberoptic line. The moment they stop computing, the containment is broken and the Omnibug escapes the primordial cyber hole.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

„Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.“ Ok, thank you, I don’t think we need to look at the rest of them, now give me back the other ink blots.

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Ed @ed3d.net · 06/05/2026

if you start hearing somebody refer to things in public conversations with proper nouns between themselves and their AI, you are dealing with somebody who has cracked and may need significant assistance "oh yeah I just use Fooblert [a search skill] for that" is an early warning sign

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Play Disco Elysium (again), then play Call of Duty Black Ops 7, then look at the numbers of sold units and weep

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I see, when I say formal I really mean mechanized so I see where the misunderstanding might come from. I see a danger in LLMs being really good at faking a formal style that no one checks so to me proof checkers and co are the only way to keep them honest at scale.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Banksy feels like a mean spirited parody of what art can be. It’s just „really makes you think, like and share if you agree“ mid 2010s Facebook slop, fight me.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Don’t take this as me saying LLMs are not really weird and interesting and potentially very very powerful, I’m just tired of a lot of formalism and scientific rigor LARP with mystical properties. Especially shit like auto-formalization gives me a thousand yard stare.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My regrettably serious take on this is that once all the prescientific productivity slop in harnesses fades away we’ll rediscover that machine checkable formal specs are kind of a nifty idea at which point LLMs will reach the final stage of every ML approach: (Proof/Program) Search

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You’re gonna hear from my typechecker!

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

They say PL people only produce languages that are good for implementing languages but that pathology seems laughably tame compared to LLM frameworks/orchestrators…

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I just want to see Ohtani throw a perfect game, steal 3 bases, hit 5 dingers in a row and then turn off the tv when another player comes in.

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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 04/05/2026

people are not talking enough about how AI is a huge force multiplier, for how much of a loser you are. many cool people are having nuanced convos and figuring out how to be more productive/creative but people who already sucked? turning in total slop and bragging about how this changes everything

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Isn’t Panic! At The Disco just Imagine Dragons for gay people?

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

You already said it was an FSF project

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john vining @johnvining.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The Matrix was right: the future *is* really full of screens streaming terminal text no one is reading

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/04/2026

me: navigate to new page github: idk what that means me: navigate to new page github: loading bar stuck

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I vastly prefer mahjong over chess because getting sharked for my lunch money by a bunch of grandmas feels so much more dignified than anything in the chess world

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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

this is like how Aubrey and Maturin met

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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 24/04/2026

Two-pane meme of a woman from a magazine photo. The first picture has the word "The" superimposed on her face; the second is zoomed in on her face and has the word "What?"

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Jesus Friedrich Christus please get a Privathaftpflicht asap, dm about it, anything

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Equivalent to a credit default swap for physical goods you own or you as a person, hope that helps

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I will get my news on hot new trends in medical misinformation like I always have: Watching The Pitt complain about it

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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 16/04/2026

This is a complete fabrication. The linked study does not find this nor does it purport to find this nor does it even attempt to find anything like this nor does it involve collecting or analyzing any data whatsoever about children in households that used voice commands.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

We should deal with it the way god intended: Exponential processing fees for every page over 20 on arXiv

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Incredible Gell-Mann moment seeing people I thought to be smart repost this preprint and call it exciting or even particularly interesting.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Young people are increasingly valuing in person interaction, they’ve been seen to be forming markets outside under a buttonwood tree, trading securities the old fashioned way by yelling at each other and using elaborate hand signals

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I think you should have to wear a BMO costume for your CS graduation

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I cant believe Nix actually fixes this.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Is "niche forum mod goes mad with minuscule power"-drama what people miss about the old web?

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Rolling the boulder up the hill (Explaining why Bernoulli's principle does not explain why airfoils generate lift)

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Codetaur @vibe-coded.com · 07/04/2026

procedural carrot generator side quest in threejs

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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 04/04/2026

xml is kiki json is bouba

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srrrse @without.boats · 01/04/2026

All these agent persona markdown files that people create feel to exactly me like when certain kinds of programmers obsess over creating, sharing and download vim config plugins

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pollockk dilemma @linusmisera.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

verschwörungstheorie : improv schulen in den usa sind eine psyop um die menschen dazu zu erziehen jeden bizarren politischen vorstoß erstmal anzunehmen

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Halbwissen im Zeitalter der technischen Reproduzierbarkeit

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The job most threatened by LLMs is the wildly overconfident midwit with an opinion on everything. I understand why the orange site panicking.

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Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The Mark as a Service (MaaS) offerings of OpenClaw and Anthropic Dispatch provide unprecedented scalability for anyone with a strong aversion to their own money, security, and privacy 🚀🚀🚀

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

ai makes it obvious what the signature of serviceable but bad craftsmanship is

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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 20/03/2026

Rust does not need effect generics, and attempts to pursue them are a mistake.

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An effect notation based on with-clauses

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input

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nic 🔹 @nmk.wtf · 18/03/2026

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srrrse @without.boats · 17/03/2026

the world does not need anymore videos of people holding a clip on mic in their fingers and giving their incoherent take on a news item they half understood

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