Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026There is a cyber circle formed by the 7 thaumaturgical supercomputers built on the fiberoptic line. The moment they stop computing, the containment is broken and the Omnibug escapes the primordial cyber hole. 110
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 07/05/2026„Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.“ Ok, thank you, I don’t think we need to look at the rest of them, now give me back the other ink blots. 000
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannEd @ed3d.net · 06/05/2026if you start hearing somebody refer to things in public conversations with proper nouns between themselves and their AI, you are dealing with somebody who has cracked and may need significant assistance "oh yeah I just use Fooblert [a search skill] for that" is an early warning sign 2404
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Banksy feels like a mean spirited parody of what art can be. It’s just „really makes you think, like and share if you agree“ mid 2010s Facebook slop, fight me. 1100
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 05/05/2026They say PL people only produce languages that are good for implementing languages but that pathology seems laughably tame compared to LLM frameworks/orchestrators… 2131
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannemily s. @emily.news · 05/05/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man standing in front of a building that says express on itALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a building that says express on it 0141
Reposted by Nicole Heinimanncyber professional @permadeath.com · 04/05/2026people are not talking enough about how AI is a huge force multiplier, for how much of a loser you are. many cool people are having nuanced convos and figuring out how to be more productive/creative but people who already sucked? turning in total slop and bragging about how this changes everything 3314
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers. 6473581843
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Isn’t Panic! At The Disco just Imagine Dragons for gay people? 030
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannjohn vining @johnvining.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The Matrix was right: the future *is* really full of screens streaming terminal text no one is reading 317527
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/04/2026me: navigate to new page github: idk what that means me: navigate to new page github: loading bar stuck 519610
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I vastly prefer mahjong over chess because getting sharked for my lunch money by a bunch of grandmas feels so much more dignified than anything in the chess world 0160
Reposted by Nicole Heinimanna team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 24/04/2026this is like how Aubrey and Maturin met 834860
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I will get my news on hot new trends in medical misinformation like I always have: Watching The Pitt complain about it 020
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannColin @colin-fraser.net · 16/04/2026This is a complete fabrication. The linked study does not find this nor does it purport to find this nor does it even attempt to find anything like this nor does it involve collecting or analyzing any data whatsoever about children in households that used voice commands. 49720
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Incredible Gell-Mann moment seeing people I thought to be smart repost this preprint and call it exciting or even particularly interesting. 1121
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Young people are increasingly valuing in person interaction, they’ve been seen to be forming markets outside under a buttonwood tree, trading securities the old fashioned way by yelling at each other and using elaborate hand signals 535534
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I think you should have to wear a BMO costume for your CS graduation 000
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character 743446393
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I cant believe Nix actually fixes this. 0131
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Rolling the boulder up the hill (Explaining why Bernoulli's principle does not explain why airfoils generate lift) 010
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannCodetaur @vibe-coded.com · 07/04/2026procedural carrot generator side quest in threejs 5554
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannsrrrse @without.boats · 01/04/2026All these agent persona markdown files that people create feel to exactly me like when certain kinds of programmers obsess over creating, sharing and download vim config plugins 1361
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannpollockk dilemma @linusmisera.bsky.social · 01/04/2026verschwörungstheorie : improv schulen in den usa sind eine psyop um die menschen dazu zu erziehen jeden bizarren politischen vorstoß erstmal anzunehmen 1121
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Halbwissen im Zeitalter der technischen Reproduzierbarkeit 031
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The job most threatened by LLMs is the wildly overconfident midwit with an opinion on everything. I understand why the orange site panicking. 071
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The Mark as a Service (MaaS) offerings of OpenClaw and Anthropic Dispatch provide unprecedented scalability for anyone with a strong aversion to their own money, security, and privacy 🚀🚀🚀 020
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 23/03/2026ai makes it obvious what the signature of serviceable but bad craftsmanship is 4944
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannAndrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 20/03/2026Rust does not need effect generics, and attempts to pursue them are a mistake.blog.yoshuawuyts.comAn effect notation based on with-clauses 2406
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input 423993534
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannsrrrse @without.boats · 17/03/2026the world does not need anymore videos of people holding a clip on mic in their fingers and giving their incoherent take on a news item they half understood 0204
Reposted by Nicole Heinimanndon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 17/03/2026see I like villeneuve is doing with dune because it's an allegory for quebecois independence 4827
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They say if you repeat „Make illegal states unrepresentable“, „Parse don’t validate“ and „Correct by construction“ three times in the mirror the ghost of Curry Haskell appears to give you a hug. 1334
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannRemi van Trijp @remivantrijp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Backpropagation and gradient descent also have obvious limitations, and these very limitations made them impractical in those decades. Specifically they require data and compute that were not available. 1960s-1970s academia/industry were quite pragmatic actually 5354
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 16/03/2026My induction stove working via a simple bang-bang control is pretty funny 000
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannstellz @piss.beauty · 11/03/2026the lowest tier of software content is devslop youtubers like primeagen, just video after video showing that he is bad at programming the computer but good at making people mad for clicks 7553
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256686910
Nicole Heinimann @saltypeppermint.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I feel like there are maybe 7 useful effects all of which can be expressed using a few keywords and 7262 contrived ones that require an algebraic effects system and make control flow abysmal to understand. 010
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannVincent Carchidi @vcarchidi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I'm being spicy today, but kind of tired of epistemic generosity. I just want to make clear that some of us have tried figuring out what the hell is going on in 'alignment' research and the like, and have come away finding poor research design. vincentcarchidi.substack.com/p/against-fa...vincentcarchidi.substack.comAgainst False Indulgences in LLM AlignmentUnnecessary moral concern, and the false indulgences that drive it. 2294
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i think it's pretty rad that being a shitty person makes you worse at ai honestly. could never have predicted this. like a goddamn rpg mechanic where you have to be pure of heart 2256554
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannaron @adler.dev · 25/02/2026Claude Code: Which option would you like to go with? 1. [HIGHLY RECOMMENDED] 2. [BAD. DO NOT CHOOSE] 3. [AWFUL, EW] me: *munching on chips* uhh 1 i guess? idk tho cc: Excellent choice, sire. You are as resplendent as you are wise. I will proceed with the implementation forthwith. 413114
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannChris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Easily one of the top charts of all time 25693172
Reposted by Nicole Heinimannasa @asap.systems · 24/02/2026in a shocking twist of events, manjaro.org forgot to renew their ssl cert for the fourth(?) time 3161
Reposted by Nicole HeinimannGladstone in DC @district.blue · 23/02/2026My two rules to identify crazy people to avoid: 1. Pro-AI folks who mention AGI 2. Anti-AI folks who mention AGI /fin 191