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Salty Paris

@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
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🔞 (she/her) Queer Aussie trans girl retired(ish) fighting game player! Streams fighting games rusty and variety single player content from sunny Perth

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 5h
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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Avylone 🐛 @avylone.bsky.social · 6h
🍂Wrathion and Anduin for lovely @claretash.bsky.social 🍂 #worldofwarcraft | #warcraftart | #anduin | #wrathion
Wrathion and Anduin are taking a stroll in Crystalsong forest. Anduin has his hand reached out, locking hands with Wrathion and assisting him over a small river.
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 16h
oh my god I found it
Emet-Selch: you're all primitive animals. just last week I watched a man fail to return his shopping cart to the corral. now, there is no punishment for not returning a shopping cart. it is done simply because it is the right thing to do. but that is too much to ask of a fracture. is that what we have been reduced to? squandered, sundered husks that cannot perform a simple duty to their society without threat of retribution? I wretch at what has become of all I have lost.
Alphinaud: And yet there are those before you who would return a shopping cart not their own!
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 8h
look we all know its probably not possible to knock me up but no one's really tried so far so maybe if you try really hard you could make it happen? I think you should try
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 9h
looking for someone to either hold me tight and pat my head gently or to bully me real hard. just no normalcy. thanks.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 10h
Three bunnies, two gray and one brown sit closely together on a plush beige rug.
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Baronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social
meme of a person telling a computer to say "i am alive" and responding with astonishment when it does, but they're playing Lifeline and Rio responds with "leave the room? ok" instead
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Played some Galactic Racer and it’s good stuff Love this gay fuck
Lyren Shok from Star Wars Galactic Racer
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 12h
The bot is right once again
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 13h
Paris is just Paris and that's perfect
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19h
Repeat after me: I am not meatier than Stevie Nicks. I am not meatier than Ingrid Bergman. I am not meatier than Big Balls. I am not meatier than Kanye. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be meatier than I am.
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 13h
I don't think I could really play a fighting game to I Really Wanna Stay At Your House but Strive getting Never Fade Away was powerful
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Ark @arktoons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you Sofia for all your support farming help #fireemblem #fireemblemfortunesweave
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gurl actually got a leash
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 15h
Excited to follow along with this fall from grace
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Fishy 🐸💖 @fishytheegg.bsky.social · 20h
So uh, is this anything? 😏 #FEFW #Art
An illustration parodying classic romance novel clinch covers. It features Dietrich Gregor Lamine and Fabio from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. Dietrich is standing, shirtless, with his left leg slightly raise and grasping Answerer in his left hand. He is looking gently towards Fabio with his eyes closed. Fabio is kneeling beside Dietrich, clinging to his left leg. He is gazing up at Dietrich and caressing his chest with his left hand. They are in a grassy field. The illustration as been edited to look like a worn book cover, the title of the book is "Taken by a Beast" by "D.Aeneus".
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 15h
Its really annoying that my ex was incredibly neglectful, and I have 0 desire to ever get back with her, but she was also the best lane partner in Dota I ever had so occasionally I get the urge to message her and go "hey wanna dota?"
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fox 🕷️🕸️ @beetlepawss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
new sticker up on my etsy shop 🪄🦄 www.etsy.com/listing/4590... [ #fursale #mlp #trixielulamoon ]
Vinyl sticker of Trixie Lulamoon from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic with a smug look on her face. Text on the sticker reads: "The only GPT I trust is the Great & Powerful Trixie"
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 16h
I honestly can't even begin to understand landlords who drag their feet on repairs. Why would you not want to repair it? Its yours. When my stuff breaks I fix it. Because its mine. Just blows my mind nickel and diming because you can't personally see any impact from it right this moment
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Dayyo @daydarion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 06: Cosplay Elira Pendora #Nijitober26
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spica ☁ @pudica.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
super creek! 💙🍬 #umamusume
full-color artwork of super creek from uma musume pretty derby. bottom left: halfbody of her in her casual outfit, a white blouse with pink ribbon and light blue skirt. she's smiling and holding up a pink candy. 
top right: bust-up of her smiling in her race outfit. she's holding plushies of oguri cap and tamamo cross.
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LukSart @luksartpng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beautiful half elf Addie and her boyfriend Whiteclaw for Drone1337❤️ #art #warcraft #worgen #helf
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
Bit of an up and down day today. Hope all my friends are doing good
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Spotty Len @spottylen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yuugi Hoshiguma in Old Hell #東方Project #星熊勇儀 Please give me some slack for the background, I'm very rusty on those but I tried to have fun. :'>
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rach | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔒 | caged critter @shiftingentity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
had a dream the other day about the death riders logo bein a cute puppy with wings instead of an owl so here you go lmao
the death riders logo, it says death riders in an american traditional scroll style with a winged puppy standing atop it! aew!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they'd actually be friends #silenthillf #sadako
A comic page featuring Sadako and Hinako, Sadako is coming out of a tv and Hinako is destroying a bunch of living mannequins with a lead pipe. Sadako retreats back to the tv.
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
I think I maaaaay have used too much of my ointment tonight and woah am I woozy
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
I gotta buy a nice bathtub. Maybe something with a heater. Or maybe start a bathhouse. I gotta just do something so I can sit in hot water for a long period of time.
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
Paris is running out of new ways to say Paris is Paris
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
Gather round, the watching's free, the cards are straight, follow that queen! Follow that diaaaaaamond queen! Is she there? Is she there? Where's that little lady now?
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
Never gonna get over Jerma getting fooled by a fuckin FMV three card monte years ago. Its a recording, man. How are you getting scammed by a recording.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder if you are not Sicilian do not say submissive and breedable
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
saw the new tarantula skin for Broodmother and got inspired to tell a friend about all the times my Dota friends hated me for turning their fun pub games into 'who can stop Paris from ratting'
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/10/2026
deadlock needs a spider. all the other successful mobas have spiders. how do you expect your moba to take off without a spider when the competition all has spiders.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Ben @benjamage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In other news, I was playing Diddy Kong Racing earlier today, and uh, this happened.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy 10/6/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 8
Sluggo’s regular newsboy hat…. Is a hat that is arguably terrible on most people. However, on Sluggo it is the cutest hat ever. In Nancy’s eyes, at least…
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 06/10/2026
The long covid is definitely making me a bit ditzier than usual so if I forget things, I'm sorry
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elle @elledraws.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
damn! these bitches gay! good for them ( #fireemblem )
digital two-panel sketch of dietrich and fabio from fire emblem: fortune's weave

panel one: dietrich is staring up while his face is being cupped by fabio's hands. he is daydreaming about being covered in blood around some implied corpses

panel two: fabio is quaking with cuteness aggression while daydreaming about fabio being a small fluffy dog covered in blood.
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Six Cups of Tea @sixcupsoftea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vaginal sex ≠ straight sex Anal sex ≠ gay sex Oral sex ≠ lesbian sex Your sexual orientation doesn't decide what types of sex you can have What types of sex you like doesn't say anything about your sexual orientation
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ビッキー🩹 @vickie21579.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
candy zombie miku 🧠🍭
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tialla voice it’s the eyes
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