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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 1m

Half of the women I've had to scroll past on Hinge lately

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 2h

The fact Echo Tamiyo can one shot people with just Umezawa's Jitte is the most excited I've maybe ever been about EDH

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 2h

Excited to build Echo Tamiyo as commander and be the world's most obnoxious leftist at the table but also keep calling her The Emperor

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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 12h

Realized that I'm exponentially more productive when I'm in the bowels of depression, which is why I'll be back to posting more comics next month. Silver linings eh? 😂

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 3h

I absolutely side eye anyone who posts their Christian interpretation of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah

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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 7h

I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨

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Snoozy🌙 ✨ @snoozyrat.bsky.social · 16h

me too king me too

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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19h

Dick??? You mean like, penis????

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 19h

Heart feels like its gonna explode from nerves right now

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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have to respect pcgamers commitment to this bit

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 23h

If someone asks how many countries you've been to, am I allowed to count Hong Kong separate from China?

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 30/09/2026

I personally wanted a nun in Deadlock for normal reasons but the weird occult nurse will do for now

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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.

a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry but I'm absolutely gonna judge people who use the alt art of Vraska's Final Mercy. That card is so fucking beautiful. You better be the biggest Ixalan fan alive if you're using the alt art

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 30/09/2026

Ran some quick checks today and yep, Paris is Paris

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Wolf @wolfdetergent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

1 year of drawing taishin & creek sleeping

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❄️Erika Sampaio🐲 @erikailustra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Outfit Design commission for @vahrdo.bsky.social✍️ Thank you for requesting my work!✨ #ocart - #fantasyart - #worldofwarcraft

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 30/09/2026

Anyone else ever get the urge to do something stupid that has a 0% chance of working out but would be real cool if it did?

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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Peter Thiel for some reason

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

free throw contest

a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.

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Mina Cream @minacream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Leda x Dorothea sketches

Sketches of Leda and Dorothea (FEFW / FE3H)

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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ikesoren

ike and soren from fire emblem: radiant dawn being lovey dovey

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

where could I buy a locker big enough to be shoved into. it wasn't really a thing here and I wanna experience it.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

Gonna RP my undead paladin as saying shit like 'May The Light Forgive You, For I Won't' and then she's a healer

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

just caught a fly one-handed. AMA.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

holding sharkie nice and tight again tonight

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

If only I was as special as I tell myself to help get up in the morning

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DoiDuh @doiduh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lil deku link

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Weis @weisart20.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Theodora

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

Finally got around to forking a codegen template to work on today, always wanted to fiddle around in mustache but never had a chance.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

Paris is Legendary Planeswalker - Paris

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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026

reflecting on the fact that a lot of my art is small dick representation. partially by accident but you know what... its important we get some art of girls with average to below average dongs. it's the year of the Regular Unremarkable Penis

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 29/09/2026

paris is cold so someone should come here so I can wrap myself tight around them and siphon all their body temp

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

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YKshelter @ykshelter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Northern Witch whom I serve

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 28/09/2026

I'm basically DMing a solo Cyberpunk RED campaign for myself at this point to plan out this new smut. I've probably gone too high concept. Still.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 28/09/2026

I think I'll enjoy HPal in Forever with how easy it feels to weave in a bit of a DPS rotation in between healing, it costs basically no mana to Judgment and Holy Strike. Dunno if that'll actually be how it is at end game but I imagine I'd enjoy healing on any heal spec

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 28/09/2026

Ruins of Lordaeron was cool, neat little intro dungeon, cool atmosphere. Excited for the level cap increase to see the next two set of dungeons and still get lost in Wailing Caverns in 2026

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