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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 14/10/2026

Honestly a lot House's jokes about Thirteen being bisexual mostly sound like jokes about her being vers

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 13/10/2026

Me getting passed P1P2 Way of the Healer

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 01/10/2026

Half of the women I've had to scroll past on Hinge lately

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 26/09/2026

sharkie says hi hi to all of paris's fun friends on the internet!

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 22/09/2026

If they add Venom to Tokon I hope Carnage gets a unique ult line for him with the Liquid Swords bit

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 19/09/2026

I wonder how different today would've been if MK had made Kintaro in his initial design as a tiger-man in a kung fu outfit. Surely that changes the timeline if MK also introduces children to being furries too.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 18/09/2026

I still really enjoy MKM Tomik having Affinity while only having 1 generic in his mana cost. Cute way to make his text sorta Affinity For His Husband

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 17/09/2026

Echo Tamiyo is a radical leftist terrorist turned government. Awesome. Thank you Jace. She's still my mother in any universe

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 17/09/2026

When you're the Warden of Argentum but you've got the gala at 5

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 16/09/2026

Its so fantastic that Jace's Echoverse sorta sucks and made everything worse somehow except Mirrodin is a paradise and Karn is the happiest he could ever possibly be

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 16/09/2026

Jace what did you do to my fictional mother figure

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 16/09/2026

I'm so glad they got Magali Villeneuve for this art, I don't think any of the other artists WotC go to could have guaranteed something this beautiful. So sad that the best ending Jace could get is dying in his wife's arms.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 15/09/2026

Incredibly funny move by WotC that removing Bolas and Liliana's demon pact from the timeline made things even worse for Amonkhet.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 14/09/2026

Finally home and finally reunited with Sharkie. I am going to go sleep for as long as I can now. Night night

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 14/09/2026

Byebye Sydney. I had a great time. Hope to come again next year

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 14/09/2026

I had a really fun time at OHN and in Sydney! Obviously doing really well in my brackets helped but I enjoyed seeing a bit more of Sydney and most of all, getting to see my friends. I really do appreciate all of you more than I can say. Thank you so much for making my holiday so happy

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 12/09/2026

If anyone at the OHN venue wants to try fusing with me just let me know

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 11/09/2026

Emperor Tamiyo better be in the commander deck or I'm rioting

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 08/09/2026

This is gonna be one weird ass limited set

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 07/09/2026

Back at it again with Trans Rights Midrange

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 06/09/2026

I miss when I briefly thought cast Shiko to play Spider-Gwen for free was gonna be a real Standard deck. That shit seemed so good! I even made a meme for it!

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 06/09/2026

I'm not normally a big dragon person, but god I love weird fucked up dragons. Shiko and Seath, my beloveds

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 04/09/2026

Me when I draw an extra card every turn

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 03/09/2026

I really believe in this Garruk as, like, a 2 off. 4/4 that draws a card and demands two answers for 5 seems fine, but also that he can be an Overrun if you need an Overrun seems good. I dunno. 5 mana is so much, even in Standard (horrifying statement that makes me wanna play other TCGs)

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Hang on let me check what came out that year. Um. Uhh. Oh, apparently Wolf of Wall Street. Cool. Let's go with that.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 28/08/2026

Realised that vagueposting makes me sound sadder than I am, but I just couldn't find anything to wear with my denim jacket, but the denim jacket goes so well with the collar :( jeans look stupid, ankle length skirt looks wrong, everything that could maybe work is in the wash or too small right now

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 24/08/2026

If I'm ever playing a printing of Voltaic Key that isn't the Urza's Saga original you should assume someone has compromised me and its your duty to take me out

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 23/08/2026

My favourite tournament clip of me has my deadname in it so I made an edit to clear that up. I swear I'd already done this but I couldn't for the life of me find it.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 23/08/2026

My little genderfluid trickster god can't be this cute

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 22/08/2026

Alright alright I'm on a break but I had an idea in the shower to pull off a combo I've wanted to ever since I saw the Carnage guide, so here's a Loki/Carnage 236L no resources spent combo

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 21/08/2026

The Captain is on her way to locals. No idea how I'm gonna do tonight but hopefully I get to show off some Carnage whatever happens

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 20/08/2026

Okay, so, I really really shouldn't. I absolutely shouldn't. Under no circumstances should I. However, I really could if I really wanted to

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