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Sal

@salf.bsky.social
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28 🇻🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 | McMaster HBCoM, Fanshawe Business Analysis Certificate | Fraud Officer | He/Him

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maud @peloriemate.net · 11h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 17h
Average Latin American election.
Text from article reads: He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan "'m the good Hitler".
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 14h
Life is beautiful
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My manager's manager sent this to the group chat and I was never more motivated on a Tuesday LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!
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SnowEater I Comms OPEN @snoweater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 9th anniversary @hatintime.com #AHIT #AHatinTime #HatinTime
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A surprise star showed up
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Oliver Hamlin @oliverhamlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Autumn is almost upon us
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo what the fuck they're playing Muse Hysteria at the Maple Leafs opening game
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmmmmm
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baseball ROYALTY 👑 A moment for Max and the Scherzer family 👏💙 #BlueJays50
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gaming (smash 4 should be somewhere here tbh ngl frfr on god)
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're so back
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ggs better luck next season
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Lbabinz 🇨🇦 @lbabinz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YMMV - Use code VEN20MBQ8XDB to save $20 on $100+ pickup orders at Walmart (single use, first time only, pickup only) Works on Video Games (including Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave) buff.ly/pTDMhzJ Need to include a grocery item, like a Banana buff.ly/krSprNQ #ad
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 23/09/2026
this tweet changed everything tbh
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found a Miku restaurant in Vancouver
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not a real timezone. It's only 8:30am right now? "Pacific"??? Get the fuck out of here
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vancouver I am deep inside you
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my god... It's flat!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying to use Google in 2026
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job
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Rivals of Aether II @rivals2.com · 17/09/2026
⚡Rivals of Aether 2 is 50% off on Steam for ONE week starting now!
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No the blue jays choked an easy win that would put them in the playoffs AGAIN
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weirdest name for a baby
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What comes after Lies of P? It looks like it might be Wonders of O, according to a new trademark www.eurogamer.net/what-comes-a...
A young adult with pale skin and freckles swaddled in a fur collar and fur hat. They peer at the camera, one of their blue eyes obscured by their black hair.
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FIRST TOUCH CHALLENGE: Dylan Cease 🦵⚽️ #BlueJays50
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Eva Eskelinen @evelmiina.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's just a pile of (mostly old) Zelda things I've drawn. There's more but, I picked the ones I had colored. Some are more than 10y old
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please... Please, never forget that he is stairs
Kirby-themed parody of the Truman Show scene where he's climbing up the stairs. Instead, the purple character is climbing up the stairs. And the stairs. Are Kirby
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yoshiaki koizumi pacing around the Nintendo offices mad as fuck before the direct, shaking his head. "it got leaked again. and they still think it's AI. fuck. fuck fuck we gotta do something. polish it further. pull the trailer from the direct again. we can't reveal Super Mario Titans yet."
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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · 09/09/2026
kirby: oh boy, what awaits in this "world beyond"? samus:
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck off Nintendo, the Metroid Ravenous Special Edition is just an Amiibo and a steelbook. Give me something cool I actually would want!
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yooo just noticed left handed Link is back!
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bad news xbox fans!
sony has announced that their next console will be gay cat with sweet babys ray honey mustart
it releases in 2028 and will cost $6000
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