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Sal

@salf.bsky.social
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28 🇻🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 | McMaster HBCoM, Fanshawe Business Analysis Certificate | Fraud Officer | He/Him

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maud @peloriemate.net · 12h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 9h
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Spider-Man's Depressed Noooooo Meme
ALT: Spider-Man's Depressed Noooooo Meme
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 18h
Average Latin American election.
Text from article reads: He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan "'m the good Hitler".
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 14h
Meow :3
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 15h
Life is beautiful
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm with the techbros on this one. Yes, AI shit doesn't have feelings. But you bet there's some weirdos having extremely fucked up racist rage filled rants so they can live a fantasy, and I don't think they should do that!
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woah
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what I do instead of 'thinking'
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My manager's manager sent this to the group chat and I was never more motivated on a Tuesday LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAT KID!!!!
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Mario Birthday Celebration
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SnowEater I Comms OPEN @snoweater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 9th anniversary @hatintime.com #AHIT #AHatinTime #HatinTime
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A surprise star showed up
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Oliver Hamlin @oliverhamlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Autumn is almost upon us
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about instead of fighting, we pet cats instead
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo what the fuck they're playing Muse Hysteria at the Maple Leafs opening game
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmmmmm
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's dumb. Several players had a terrible season, some were injured for several weeks or the whole season. Some were terrible AND injured. And they were still really close to making the playoffs
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baseball ROYALTY 👑 A moment for Max and the Scherzer family 👏💙 #BlueJays50
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gaming (smash 4 should be somewhere here tbh ngl frfr on god)
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're so back
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ggs better luck next season
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Lbabinz 🇨🇦 @lbabinz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YMMV - Use code VEN20MBQ8XDB to save $20 on $100+ pickup orders at Walmart (single use, first time only, pickup only) Works on Video Games (including Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave) buff.ly/pTDMhzJ Need to include a grocery item, like a Banana buff.ly/krSprNQ #ad
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ggs, rest and get healthy for next season. They REALLY need that
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 23/09/2026
this tweet changed everything tbh
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I found a Miku restaurant in Vancouver
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reinvigorated conservatives? Are you seeing what's going on over there?
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026
Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not a real timezone. It's only 8:30am right now? "Pacific"??? Get the fuck out of here
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vancouver I am deep inside you
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my god... It's flat!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Liv Aback
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They tryna be RE-REGICE
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Regice
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's joever
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying to use Google in 2026
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job They will hire me for that job
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Rivals of Aether II @rivals2.com · 17/09/2026
⚡Rivals of Aether 2 is 50% off on Steam for ONE week starting now!
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo?
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Monaco sprint will be so funny
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yooo!?
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Sal @salf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pathetic, embarrassing, awful
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