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@salarta.bsky.social
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Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Sometimes writes weird porn fic. Overworked and underfucked. Profile picture by @kahlart. linktr.ee/salarta

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 3h
Just real quick when we shit on ai we're talking about the specific LLMs that are fucking thieves pooping out stolen words and art. Those are bad. Anthropic, et al. ... THAT SAID there are plenty of things ai is fucking fantastic at, as a tool, because it can parse huuuuuuuuuge amts of data
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 4h
Excited enough to blur into the spooky and cute dimension
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 4h
I’ll chowder your clam if you know what I mean
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 4h
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9h
yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me
selfie of a handsome bearded man with an orange cat sprawled upside down across his chest. the cat is rubbing on his beard, with his tongue out
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 8h
@mementomorty.bsky.social @trance.bsky.social
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!
MST3K: STING OF DEATH art showing the jellyfish monster menacing two 1960s dancers.  Classic MST3K silhouette guys watch!  (Art by the great Nina Matsumoto)
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h
Linda Hamilton and Peter Gordon in an automobile at the beginning of Children of the Corn
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 8h
turns out the real National Treasure was the Nicolas Cage we made along the way
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 8h
okay first of all american girl magazine had kids dressing up as this website in 1997 and second of all i'm 90% sure i actually did do this one and there's probably a picture and it's probably so low quality it just looks like blackface so no you can't see it
a kids illustrated guide to doing blue face paint to be "blue sky" as like a concept
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 9h
🫡
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10h
Sounds cool, I might try it some time
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10h
Asstray
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10h
Mother Mary full of ass
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10h
“Our stupid woman brains can’t handle hard things.” I bet she also thinks women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11h
fwiw, the pope is opposed to execution & i’ll let the various sects of christianity in-fight that one but perhaps the real lesson here is that theocracies are uncivilized regardless of religious alignment
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@LizzieMar... • 20h
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For the millionth time, God prescribed public executions. Making this argument is making an indictment against God.
This is why women should not be over justice. In general, we just can't handle it.
And I am NOT saying this as a cheap shot against women at all.
There are so many things we are built for.
Serving justice is not one of them. We are naturally uncomfortable with this kind of thing. God made us softer than men and that is a beautiful thing.
Nikki Haley & @NikkiHaley • 22h
Who still carries out public executions:
The Iranian regime
The North Korean regime
The Taliban in Afghanistan...
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 11h
What’s living?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11h
"i want art that never challenges me" i promise there is life after being 12. you just have to get through middle school. you can do it. mommy will hold your hand when you need.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11h
the fundamental thing wrong with this ai-driven "hyper personalization" pipe dream is that your preferences are constantly changing, primarily in response to experiencing things that are different from your current preferences and expectations, through this little-known process called Living.
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 11h
Put Satan’s pussy in it
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13h
“Leftwing Hitler” living in my head rent free
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11h
im glad the temple of satan is pointing in this direction instead of one that mostly does harm but im so fucking over the "we are actually atheists doing a little joke teehee" disclaimer. put your pussy in it
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 12h
ME: doing anything fun this weekend? MY PATIENT: are you fucking kidding me right now?
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 12h
You know I had to do it to em
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 12h
Back in my day we shipped good wholesome incest like Luke and Leia fucking on Hoth
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12h
same thing
Damien Owens @OwensDamien
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
8:40 pm • 06/01/2022
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14h
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 12h
Fuck cats I guess?
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Nato Green @natogreen.bsky.social · 13h
Strong use of community notes over on threads.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12h
the republican make up meme girl
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 12h
Potable sperm
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12h
opened my drafts folder & what’s that third one down?
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in soviet oklahoma, the government can trans you
Quote post

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potable sperm

27d
(something gold looking)

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i stg i just saw the "bread & desserts, be fat & happy" lady's doppelgänger
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 19h
Get thee behind me Santa
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 20h
Also I’ve now finished 3 endings of Silent Hill Townfall. I think I can plat this. The ones I think counted as the harder ones, I already beat.
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 21h
Posted this onto my pixiv account finally.
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 22h
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s marmalade
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Free penis
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Budget cucks
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a noble sacrifice
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Jillian @nogoodwyfe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Academiacore (coordinating your sweater vest with your bad typing posture tendinitis brace)
Selfie of Jillian, a white woman in her 30s with short dark blonde hair wearing glasses, in a snug pale blue sweater vest over a white collared shirt that is definitely wrinkly enough she shouldn’t have worn it to work, with a gray and blue wrist and thumb brace on her left hand
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh fucking hell, a TV is playing near me and that fucking song literally JUST played for a commercial
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ok but this is how you end up with Tribble numbers of the upper left from a bunch of different people
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deeply American sentence (from Davy Crockett’s wikipedia page)
Despite Crockett’s opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sephiroth: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough though

Zack: you need to stop
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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All his antics since SpaceX (at least) clearly come from a place of wanting to control people. SpaceX for his fantasies of being a space cult leader, Neuralink for fantasies of controlling people through the tech, Starlink and Twitter to control communications, etc.
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