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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.

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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1h
it’s at least a little exhausting to have to reaffirm our disgust with and repudiation of each new horror as they happen
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
*too loudly* sure hope nobody gets my ass with a thingamajig
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 9h
public, free to read, not paywalled, not grifting - i posted this to my Patreon because i use it as my blog.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 4h
Thanks but i can go ahead and just assume what the dumb nazis are saying on the dumb nazis forum without the visual aids. How’d you get those btw
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 6h
i’m pissing myself off imagining him dead fish no-selling the stunner
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 7h
Add pesto to any menu item call that the pesto change-o
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 7h
if it’s a sandwich with pesto on it you bet your ass i’m ordering it
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 8h
wee-ooh wee-ooh “someone’s kids don’t talk to them” alert
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Video games can have two looks now: realistic to the point of unsustainability (derogatory), or a white kid’s high school Anime Club doodles (derogatory)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
video games only need to run at 24 frames per second. it’s good enough for movies, it’s good enough for your bullshit
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 13h
screen grab of resident evil villain albert wesker with a speech bubble inserted below him. Below that, a quoted post:

@nursby.bsky.social
What if there was a cannibal corpse
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got scared by the boss music in sonic the hedgehog and made my dad do that part for me
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this was, i wanna say last wednesday?
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I got scared by the boss music in sonic the hedgehog and made my dad do that part for me
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
politico page that says “Kamala Harris Wins California” below a b&w cutout of her mirthless grin. a bar graph shows a blue/orange divide with 58.5% HARRIS and 38.3% TRUMP written below that.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Bad news fellas: the guys who sell testosterone pills announced that our testosterone levels are at an all-time low
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
there are games that should be played on the computer and games that should be played on the television and the collapse of this distinction has ruined everything
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
they’re so fuckin scared, dog. They’re gonna pull out all the stops because they know what’s next for them. Do not let up. Do not give one inch. No pasaran
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
turns out the other prison abolitionists aren’t as hot on the “summary executions” alternative as i might have hoped
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
inshallah
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to “The Weight” and i can’t help remembering this moment when robbie robertson put the load right on this guy
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i gotta start telling the manager at my dunkin that i will never betray him
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My doctor says that tick bite gave me girlboss disease or whatever so I can’t come to ribs night anymore
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
talking like sephiroth to my therapist
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dungeons of Hinterberg. pretty cute.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
lol i ate those fuckin plums you idiot. they were good as hell too next time lock your icebox. no plums having ass. enjoy your breakfast
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not a reflection on your own moral compass if a guy you liked admittedly committed sexual assault unless you make it one
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not Tony Hawk doing tumeric supplement commercials
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My doctor says that tick bite gave me girlboss disease or whatever so I can’t come to ribs night anymore
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk what it speaks to that i couldn't use social media for 3 days and still found out CNN wrote a whole article about jesse farrar
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An evergreen post, really. How dare they, come to think about it
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok who else got canceled while i was on punishment.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got a $25 nintendo gift card for whoever Kirks Michael Tracey. (no idea if that’s who she’s talking about btw)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cool! good.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy who just discovered podcasts voice:
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What ubiquitous legal sports betting has really crystallized for me is the notion that the entire sports media industry has always been for the degenerate gambler. What else could all the analysts, the talking heads, all the breathless 24/7 coverage possibly have been in service of all this time?
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seeing you with sleeves on like
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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
12:32 AM • Jun 25, 2023 • 3.2M Views
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
it’s like finding out you’ve started escaping samsara
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was little I used to think you caught bronchitis from going to the bronx
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 28/09/2026
wednesday at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog :)) playing elden ring but subs mean i have to immediately equip a random loadout
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I managed to mostly not know any of this until today. This detail is new to me. The horror coursing through my body feels like poison. My God, men. Decide RIGHT FUCKING NOW what you'll do if a woman is sexually harassed or assaulted in your vicinity. Ask another man to do the same. TALK ABOUT IT.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The exact thing i want at my refrigerator is everyone standing there mouth agape for tens of extra seconds while the door hangs open every time
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
far be it from me to speculate, but it’s absolutely 1000% the COs
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
confession time: i save scummed until i was able to shoot the body down from the tree in Disco Elysium
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
Man boiled alive and then completely dissolved in horrifying Yellowstone tragedy
A man was travelling with his sister when he slipped and fell into a scorching hot spring
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
can't rightly say as I've been feeling my rootinest or my tootinest lately
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