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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.

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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 17h
hey. Hey. hang on. Disculpe
shot from the trailer for THE EXORCIST: MARTYRS in which a white woman with a shaved head stands at the front of a crowd barricade in the midst of a protest against the death penalty and spreads her arms to show off that she’s wearing a black cloak with read hand-shaped markings on either side; an explicit reference to The Master from legendary cinematic stinker and iconic MST3k episode MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ahh New York. The big easy
NY skyline seen from the terrace of the Stavros Niarchos Foundation Library
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how i saw this post
a screengrab of Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists playing picture-in-picture above a bluesky post 

ghoulia @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social • 24m
sam reich is on this week's episode of AOAOAOA and it's fun/weird to watch him do improv
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I been thinking about how hollow it feels to post "rape is bad" bc the median bluesky user does not need to be told that. So I'm like ok tell the fellas to take it to the group chat, the fantasy league discord, the IRL hang etc.
Wherever their friends are. Put it in the air.
But then I'm thinking that means your most rape-inclined friends just aren't gonna joke or brag to you specifically next time they got something to joke or brag about. Like it's not about signaling how you aren't OK with rape it's about making them not rape. And I'm coming around to the idea that we gotta start getting cool with beating some ass. Until you tell me a way we get them to see the humanity in their would-be victims and just not commit an atrocity the least we can do is make them fear for their own skin. Violence is not The Answer of course you're correct, but.
It's also not an essay.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah but you need one of these
wikipedia photo of a “hyper bass flute” which is more or less a contraption that looks like the old “pipes” screensaver and is at least three feet taller at its highest point than the man playing it
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screen grab of resident evil villain albert wesker with a speech bubble inserted below him. Below that, a quoted post:

@nursby.bsky.social
What if there was a cannibal corpse
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
politico page that says “Kamala Harris Wins California” below a b&w cutout of her mirthless grin. a bar graph shows a blue/orange divide with 58.5% HARRIS and 38.3% TRUMP written below that.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seeing you with sleeves on like
paddle
@ipaddlearound
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
12:32 AM • Jun 25, 2023 • 3.2M Views
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
Man boiled alive and then completely dissolved in horrifying Yellowstone tragedy
A man was travelling with his sister when he slipped and fell into a scorching hot spring
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday 5x5
carly rae jepsen - day and night
busta rhymes & j dilla - dillagence II
phoebe bridgers - lost weekend
american football - lp4
new found glory - new found glory
a perfect circle - mer de noms
jimmy eat world - clarity
sleep - hemispheres
rebecca black - age of the exhibitionist
behemoth - the shit ov god
gerry rafferty - city to city
m83 - before the dawn heals us
spanish love songs - future nausea
the mountain goats - transcendental youth
yvette young - american football (covers)
amanaz - africa
american football - ep
anoraak - nightdrive with you
basement - colourmeinkindness
big black - songs about fucking
blondshell - american football (covers)
css - donkey
carly rae jepsen - emotion (10th anniversary)
cat power - the covers record
chelsea jade - personal best
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck it, i’m in boston
highway shot from an overpass The Liberty Hotelsunflower castle on mount vernon street, boston a willow tree by the water in boston public garden
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Homer Simpson sitting up in bed, pointing angrily at Lisa’s perpetual motion machine
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
photo of Nick Kroll character Gil Faizon, arms raised and mouth agape as if in celebration. the getty images watermark is visible. the caption reads WEIRD 70s-ERA ENTREE MENTIONED
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
surfing batman telling this guy to shut the fuck up. also fuck you
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yet again
a ancient man
@saintchristopher.bsky.social

the idea that parents automatically "know what's best" for their child is such a colossally, hysterically erroneous premise to have been allowed to become a foundational pillar of society
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9:58 PM • Sep 20, 2025
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
day late but i had to dig out my own record store find
LP from Tipsy, “Nude on the Moon”/“Space Golf”

A lunar surface with golf balls poised at the rim of each crater. three middle-aged nude figures have been photo-collaged into the scene in a terry gilliam, monty python cartoon style
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Denver Broncos crowding the Simpsons’ front yard
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Speed 2 is so funny man. Their second idea for “bad if goes fast” was boat. anyway anything else going on today
poster for SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL (1997)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
friday 5x5 (special 25th “Never Learning a Single Lesson” anniversary edition)
the mountain goats “days”
charli xcx “music fashion film”
busta rhymes & j dilla “diligence II”
the menzingers “everything i ever saw”
yvette young “3 pieces for string and guitar”
gerry rafferty “city to city”
tom petty “full moon fever”
big black “song about fucking”
car seat headrest “we looked like giants”
carly rae jepsen “emotion 10th anniversary edition”
chelsea jade “personal best”
chvrches “every open eye”
clairo “immunity”
daft punk “human after all”
deftones “private music”
dj sabrina the teenage dj “charmed”
dj sabrina the teenage dj “sorcery”
dntel “life is full of possibilities”
eddie money “no control”
american football “american football (covers)”
ethel cain “willoughby tucker ill always love you”
eve 6 “horrorscope”
hot water music “caution”
jonathan coulton “smoking monkey”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They’re doing this to me tomorrow
bugs bunny about to get yoinked off the stage by the Comedy Hook™
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thinking about my favorite picture ever
pov shot of your hand holding your pack of marlboro reds open as someone wearing a shirt that says “do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what i say” reaches for one of your cigarettes
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
post something random or have an awful september
a white coffee mug that says “My favorite people call me Daddy” in a Live Laugh Love type font
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[AUDIO WARNING: unpleasant industrial ambiance] I need you to understand that this is what it sounds like at my job all night. The meter on the wall says it’s only hitting 90 decibels today. lucky us.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hans moleman in the phone booth surrounded by birds. caption: “I need the biggest petard you have.”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
when the saxophone hits in the pop song
spongebob floating in the air as if transcending this material plane, mp3 player dangling below him by the earbuds. a prismatic filter washes over the image
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can check
can of diet coke lime
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
nw
poster for SEND HELP (Sam Raimi, 2026)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
hope you don’t mean this place
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and that’s a promise
bluesky search results page showing a search of my own posts for the word “spread sheet” yielded no resultsbluesky search results page showing a search of my own posts for the word “spread sheets” yielded no results
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
trying to zero in on a certain type of guy
cover art for Barenaked Ladies’ 1998 album Stuntcover art for Dave Matthews Band’s 1996 album CrashCover art for Ben Folds Five’s 1997 album Whatever and Ever, Amen
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
literally two years ago:
Forbes
BUSINESS > HOLLYWOOD & ENTERTAINMENT
Is The Death Of Movie Theaters Upon Us?
By Scott Phillips, Former Contributor. © Scott
Phillips covers the film festival circuit.
Published Jun 14, 2024, 04:39pm EDT
Updated Jun 14, 2024, 05:28pm EDT
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i’ve never looked better
glamour shot of an ape named Christopher
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Benny Safdie in OPPENHEIMER. caption: “Hasta que alguien hornea una séptima leche” (Until someone bakes a seventh leche)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
cd insert for “Mickey UnRAPped”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sam neill, laughing at the end of IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
(stopped by a cop) What’s your name son Um… James… (looking around the Blockbuster) …uhhh,
GandalfMr. Feeny (Boy Meets World)
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
absolutely not. i clicked through to see what’s up and this mf never stood a chance lol i spawn camped his ass
screen grab showing profile of the user discussed in the quoted post craig r. brittain. his pfp is blurred out and the following tags feature prominently:

“Muted by ‘Followers of Jesse Singal’,” 
“User Blocked by ‘Over10K’,” and “Transphobia (General)”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
get a load of rory gilmore over here
i took a selfie on the Yale campus near the sculpture garden. an old ass brick building is behind me.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[”Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)” voice]
youtube video title: “Killing Yoshi with a brick (REAL)”

search bar: meanest videos
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In this house… it is.
still from the part of the Nicole Kidman AMC ad where she spikes the camera and says “because here… they are.”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
5 sentences: “I am Gay. I am Straight. I am Lesbian. I am Bisexual. I am Transgendered (sic).” Each descriptor has been struck through with a single red line. In larger, bolder text below, the words I AM appear again with what has been edited to be the first lyrics to Stone Temple Pilots’ “Dead and Bloated”: Smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
fat televangelist guy bowing his head praying “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i haven’t been this hype for the introduction of a green varietal since the mighty morphin Power Rangers
in my palm, three starburst in a green wrapper labeled ‘sour watermelon’
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
kim k “dropping hints that i’m single” meme edited to say “I’m like dropping hints that I don’t understand jokes” in the top panel and “I’m (Joined Nov ‘24 bluesky badge)” in the bottom panel
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my wife just texted me this so I don’t have original attribution but it seemed important to share
We Made You Some Jimothy Stickers
Screenshot this. Press and hold a sticker to add it to your library.

[several adorable illustrations of Jimothy the Shortened Spine Racoon are presented, including one of Jimothy holding a bouquet and one where he’s wearing four little red boots]

All Jimothy asks in return is that you check in with older adults and people with disabilities to see if they need help in emergencies.
[Jimothy is thoughtful like that.]
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
selfie game atrophied from 5 years wedded bliss but
a white man in a Ramones tshirt flexes a bicep in a locker room mirror. it’s fine.
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
less evil
Naomi wolf “No! No!!”
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham 1955-2026
a man flung straight up about 11 feet into the air by a charging buffalo. In frame he is quite literally ass over elbows with his legs pointed up to the sky and his head pointed to the ground. his limbs are splayed in a Vitruvian Man-esque pose
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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mike F
@mikefossey

Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
5:13 PM - Jun 19, 2014
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