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Kida

@safetidings.bsky.social
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he/him | 20+ | 🍇❤️ | yay yippe | known to be up to +5 if spaced properly Pfp by @aspd_up on twitter.

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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 3h
bro bought eternal ferrystone to school
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 13h
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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medi @asworstos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
check this out
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Roberta Arknights
ALT: Roberta Arknights
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Provence @provencebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Provence waving at Earthspirit
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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squarika @squarika.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fuck EV ERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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horse (disambiguation) @horsecrimes.diy · 04/10/2026
we gotta get -oid out of y'all's vocabulary
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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Lundi @cilundi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uproar #Arknights
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
submitted by fluxer server member
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 25/08/2026
155.
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you consider a new worldview
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Me, a hawk:
r/rpg thread titled "Crows - over hyped?"
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Pun (Resurrected) @the-punforgiven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See a knight, post a knight ⚔️
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Kida @safetidings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LRP I adore the soulsborne multiplayer mechanics and I'll always be a little sad that elden ring never grasped me with theirs, especially because invading was so...(vague gesture).
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Labubu Belcebú @memaleph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its wild how the souls series pioneered one of the most unique, innovative and in-depth multiplayer systems in any video game that's been in all of their titles since demon's souls and people still go yeah the devs intended you play solo offline from start to finish
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
German word meta German still worth it 2026 The German conjugation situation is insane I visited every single Germany 10 WORST German verbs
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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michelle! 🐟 wedding!!!! @eelbeats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"its ___bait" "its ___slop" lets actually try to articulate our thoughts and feelings with proper words and structured sentences
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Boss, sheep that are native to that region are known to go "baa"."
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Pickman's Supermodel @sadgirlfantasy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Soulsborne boss dialogue: all for nought... so then. one final crossing of the blades, is it? so be it Armored Core 6 boss dialogue: Raven, huh? Think your dick's really that long and hard? Well, we'll see.
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laguzmage @laguzmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Median NorthernLion clip
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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Arbella @arbellaart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
17/30 RAT You all knew a Scavenger one was coming
Scavenger from Arknights
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deersightings @deersightings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Katy // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Middle-aged Man in Sonic '06 known for one word.

"I've combined "luppy" and "luppy" into one word! "Luppyluppy"! "
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
not much man how about you
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
poison themed woman in hero shooter wins round, poses in her skin tight latex outfit, ass cheeks fisheyed to eclipse the entire frame. she speaks: “hmmph.. don’t get hit by My abilities or a Green Icon will appear”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/09/2026
“My God! Vikings! And they mean business!”
“My God! Vikings! And they mean business!”
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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Lundi @cilundi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kevin / Reunion #Arknights
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Ulfsire @ulfsire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I may have taken the wrong lessons from path of achra in now thinking every UI element needs a little accompanying poem
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-sixWalnut- @walnut006.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
BURN. #arknights #Czerny #Gertrude
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Arbella @arbellaart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
08/30 Earthspirit rare fave
Sketch of Earthspirit from Arknights
Part of my 30 day art challenge
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Sikweni 🐏 @sikweni.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
hehe Caprinae #art #Arknights #明日方舟 #アークナイツ
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Sikweni 🐏 @sikweni.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
a little part from earthspirit's operator record "Distant Relic" that I've been wanting to draw for a long time #art #Arknights #明日方舟 #アークナイ
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The word "gormless" has been real big in my household lately and every time it does, the phrase "Gormless ~Those Without Gorm~" bounces around in my head like it's the name of a Mitsuda Yasunori BGM from a long forgotten PS1 RPG.
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
had dream where I was explaining you are safe around a cheetah as long as it doesn't consider you food, all while a domestic cheetah slowly followed me around the lecture hall in a way that made it increasingly clear it had parsed me as maulworthy
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the robotniks can trace our legacy to the first men when the great hunter/gatherer Ugg Bigrocknik finally defeated his nemesis, a very fast velociraptor who wore a pair of Nike's.
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DON'T BIG WALK WHERE YOU HAVEN'T FIRST BIG STEPPED
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Calder Moore @caldermoore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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