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sarah

@s83bai.bsky.social
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Lesbian auntie who loves JRPGs, handheld gaming, game-collecting-to-play! Tell me your favourite games and let’s vibe out (esp if you’re also an auntie/grandma gaymer ♥️) She/her

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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sounds like an adult version of Octopath Traveler
A Trails quest to kill a monster called Octobone. Here's the rest of the text:

Amberl Tower Monster

Client: Bracer Guild
Reward: ----
BP Earned: --
[Priority] ***
Deadline: Short
A dangerous monster known as [Octobone] has appeared at
Amberl Tower.
We request immediate assistance from bracers affiliated with this branch.
*Note: When wounded, it summons allies.
Take care not to get overwhelmed.
Status: In Progress!
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly I'm 100% in favour of losers using AI to make pale imitations of games if it means they'll shut the fuck up whenever a game has a brown person or a woman in it. It won't though
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lmao they are talking about britain
Dorothy says,
No wonder you guys are always fighting with other countries, if that's all you're eating!
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IT'S MA BOIIIIIIIIII HEY BESTIE 😍😭😻😭😍
Pater Mater from Trails. He is a big red robot
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greatest game ever
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Abyss Worms can fuckin suck it
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't have time to read this right this moment but it sounds like a treat
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Link Between Worlds and it's not even close! (It is close, I love them all)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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Welcome To The Rat Parade @seolfyr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xenoblade is a good game because sometimes you're minding your own business when suddenly you encounter Inconceivable Jimmy, a lizard who is slightly larger than average Inconceivable Jimmy proceeds to beat your ass while the best song in the world plays
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i have three moods
ゲーム内のモードセレクト画面から
「プリティモード」
「フリーモード」
「ヘルプ」
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LRP... Imagine being so ignorant about how ignorant you are. Pure bliss
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the one hand, I want to play 2nd Chapter. But on the other hand, I want to get at least one of these built before Testa-Rossa arrives! So while my Switch 2 is charging, time to get my puramo on
Plastic model kits of Arianrhod the Steel Maiden and Argreion the Argent Knight from Trails of Cold Steel
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Romanus Surt (スルト゠ロマヌス) @yomigael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My games are on sale again. store.steampowered.com/developer/gr...
store.steampowered.com
Steam Developer: Graverobber Foundation
Injecting new ideas into Dungeon RPGs, one line at a time.
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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かほる @petite-melody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I created a lot of celebratory art in September. I'll do my best next month, too. #今月描いた絵を晒そう
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes but did you know that Nigella Lawson's dad was Nigel Lawson
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fixed my Game Boy 🥰 now I've gone mad and think I might also be able to fix my Super Nintendo
A fairly yellow Gameboy with quite a scratched-up screen lens but working! And showing the title screen of Kirby's Dream Land 🥰
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 25/09/2026
A tiny snippet of a thing I’m working on
A very close crop of an illustration of Marceline and Princess Bubblegum from the Cartoon Network show, Adventure Time
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Midgard: place where mid people live Asgard: place where assholes live (gods) Is there a topgard? A goodgard?
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lmao his face. Wtf are you waffling on about, Dorf? Shut up and let me bounce a light ball back at you
A photo of The Wind Waker HD on a Wii U gamepad. Link is doing raised eyebrow face and looks completely disgusted. There's some text with some words that Ganondorf is saying but it's just blah blah blah
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I kind of hate that I'm more disappointed in the gays and lesbians that wouldn't date a bisexual person. Like what are we doing here people. Rules are for straights. Throw them out
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😱 almost forgot it today!
sarah proudly shares her Card acquisition rate of 100%, 15/15, for the Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Nintendo Today digital worthless collector card thingy
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinkin bout Ringabel. I think it's so heroic how he lost all his memories and the only thing that stayed with him was his horniness
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly this is completely evil. Even suggesting this, publicly voicing the possibility, should be a criminal offence.
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They are really nice
FORM-ism statues of Chrono and Marle. New toys yay
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Atlus: OK Yuzo Koshiro we want orchestral arrangements of Etrian Odyssey 1, let's start with "town theme at night" YK: hardcore spy sex scene, got it A: no it's the music when you're upgrading your gloves resting at the inn YK: ...the spy penetrated the tight security... youtu.be/MkUcIfCS99w
youtu.be
Etrian Odyssey Untold: TMG - Town - The Lounge Where We Speak of Tomorrow
YouTube video by Banim
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
Alt: Zohran Mamdani and Ms Rachel making the "wah wah wah" gesture with giant smiles on their faces
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 21/09/2026
Since I've had to remind multiple people over the last week: Microsoft is still under active BDS protest. That means Xbox and it's subsidies including Activision, Blizzard and Bethesda Yes that means the new Diablo. Yes that means the new DOOM. Yes that means World of Warcraft Forever
nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are watching Reacher and I love southern US accents and "spicy cajun crawtators" is so fun to say
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Commander Keen: Invasion of the Vorticons
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CRG fast becoming my favourite publisher They also do 10% off if you preorder ♥️
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perimenopause be like
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me, every time I equip a cuirass: "this is good enough for my queer ass"
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's free, I won't charge you for it some (also free) nuance: "if sports are doing for kids what we've promised they are, what we've built it as--giving them a sense of camaraderie, teamwork, hard work, sense of accomplishment, etc--then why the fuck do you care who plays or who wins"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hope you kids are looking forward to a nice weekend of Fortune's Weave and/or Sky 2nd. I will be playing Valkyrie Profile Lenneth and/or The Wind Waker HD
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know that posting this on Bluesky is meaningless and not going to reach the people it needs to. But these guys who want to convince you that you shouldn't vaccinate your kids against polio are also not going to support your kids when they have lifelong disabilities because of contracting polio
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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かほる @petite-melody.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congrats on the release! 🎉
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Geoffrey Bunting @geoffreybunting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
dril tweet with altered text: "and another thing: i'm not complicit please don't put in the newspaper that i'm complicit."
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have been listening to the audiobook of The Secret Commonwealth during my commute this week while also finally reading The Rose Field now that it's out in Spanish and my wife is reading it at the same time and we can discuss it over our morning coffee. 10/10 would recommend
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
1983 was a good year 😏
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 16/09/2026
Since Trails in the Sky is relevant again, guess I’ll shill my retrospective on the original. Enjoyed replaying FC making this: youtu.be/5MECkh5sx_4
youtu.be
Playing Trails in the Sky FC — Still Brilliant on Its Own
YouTube video by V0KAL
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sarah @s83bai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dont know about superheroes but is this an x man who turns people into lesbians because if so thats rad
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