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@rywig.bsky.social
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extremely (United) Methodist | often joking | he/him

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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no I just remembered that before we know it the sun will set at 4 pm 😭😭😭
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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need the AI slop flyer aesthetic to die in a fire. It actually hurts my eyes, and it’s everywhere.
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Keegan Osinski @keeganosinski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw this Wendell Berry quote today: "The standard of the exploiter is efficiency; the standard of the nurturer is care." I can't wait to squawk "EFFICIENCY IS THE STANDARD OF THE EXPLOITER" in meetings any time someone uses the word
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no BibleGateway what are you doing...
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Nintendo DS Lewis ✝️ @blueberrymill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need my fictional Jesus lion to tell me that there are two genders from the cab of His Ford F-150 (the F stands for Father)
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Texting “no worries!” when I’m checking in on someone who’s missed several Sundays.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry to report that this isn’t a book about Greek statues with little dicks.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MFW it's time to go to Dairy Queen
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boomers’ brains are absolutely fried
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My four favorite books: Faith, Freedom, Debate, America
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Christ is our peace…With his body, he broke down the barrier of hatred that divided us.” - Ephesians 2:14
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you had told me 10 years ago that cigarettes would somehow be cool again I'd have laughed in your face.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dammit
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 08/09/2026
There is a case to be made that being a Luddite just for AI but not the rest of tech is hypocritical, and they’re right. We should have always all been Ned Ludd. We should have never stopped destroying the infernal machines
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally…
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a men's ministry dumping AI slop posters all over local Facebook groups and I was sure for a while that they were trolling but they seem to be serious
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S. Kramer @libraryephemera.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Recession indicator.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THAT THING IS REAL, THAT THING LIVES WITH US ON EARTH
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Difficult time for bottoms out there...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Difficult time for bottoms out there...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is how ducks spell “coffee.”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Showed my two older kids and nephew Insidious and Insidious: Chapter 2 yesterday. I appreciate that there is PG-13 horror out there to scare the shit out of preteens without exposing them to the more inappropriate features of R-rated horror.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was thinking about this listening to "Coat of Many Colors" earlier...oof that's gotta be a hard song to sing!
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wretched person that I am! Who will rescue me from this body* of death? *venture capital
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Only a few pages in and I already can’t believe all the sex, drugs, and violence…
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026
This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days
Trending

1. Debate over "spreadsheet people" comment
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
To quote Stanley Hauerwas, “liberalism is the story that you have no story except the story you chose when you had no story.”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Logging in to the Progressive Methodists Facebook group…
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Johnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today'
ALT: Johnny Cash Sings 'I Hurt Myself Today'
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How it feels as a millennial when I actually answer the phone.
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"I HAVE to make terrible AI flyers. I have no staff and pastor multiple small churches. It's so hard" Your forebears regularly died before 40 riding the frontier circuit on horseback
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have discovered that if you want to piss off a clergy Facebook group just criticize AI flyers.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gonna get ChatGPT so I can ask it the best way to tell pastors that their AI-generated church flyers look like shit.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Content creators when they hear about AI Psychosis…
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Content creators when they hear about AI Psychosis…
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
These past couple of weeks...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw The Odyssey last night at an IMAX theater and holy shit the sound design on the cyclops was one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Don't forget to register your pets for the Rapture!
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is just deconstructed pizza.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s not the size of the T, it’s how you use it.
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Inshallah this map will be green once more. I believe I shall see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you will about Lindsey Graham,
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Then you get Blood Meridian, which is both!
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is it just me or do a disproportionate number of ELCA pastors leave parish ministry to become full-time influencers/ social media personalities?
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