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@rywig.bsky.social
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extremely (United) Methodist | often joking | he/him

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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no I just remembered that before we know it the sun will set at 4 pm 😭😭😭
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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need the AI slop flyer aesthetic to die in a fire. It actually hurts my eyes, and it’s everywhere.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That font causes me so much rage
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Keegan Osinski @keeganosinski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw this Wendell Berry quote today: "The standard of the exploiter is efficiency; the standard of the nurturer is care." I can't wait to squawk "EFFICIENCY IS THE STANDARD OF THE EXPLOITER" in meetings any time someone uses the word
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had no idea! That's really disappointing...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no BibleGateway what are you doing...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is fire
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m strongly considering us adding a contemporary service for this reason. Debating whether using backing tracks instead of a live band will be a deal breaker for people
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YES. And so often the reasons for the disappearance are completely random. I remember that during an exit interview with one of my old (non-UMC) pastors he said “I’m just tired of saying goodbye to people.” I get that now 🙃
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Devil isn’t a girl either. Has C.S. Lewis gone “woke’ ?
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Nintendo DS Lewis ✝️ @blueberrymill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need my fictional Jesus lion to tell me that there are two genders from the cab of His Ford F-150 (the F stands for Father)
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Texting “no worries!” when I’m checking in on someone who’s missed several Sundays.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not to mention tearing up an agreement that secured more concessions from Iran without a war...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry to report that this isn’t a book about Greek statues with little dicks.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MFW it's time to go to Dairy Queen
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looks great!
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boomers’ brains are absolutely fried
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My four favorite books: Faith, Freedom, Debate, America
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Christ is our peace…With his body, he broke down the barrier of hatred that divided us.” - Ephesians 2:14
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ah yes, that would make sense...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People are smoking again! I would have thought this was photoshopped but it's not...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you had told me 10 years ago that cigarettes would somehow be cool again I'd have laughed in your face.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dammit
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Could it have something to do with the tendency of Protestant preachers to cater to the expectations of bourgeois church members?
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 08/09/2026
There is a case to be made that being a Luddite just for AI but not the rest of tech is hypocritical, and they’re right. We should have always all been Ned Ludd. We should have never stopped destroying the infernal machines
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Movie costume designers would look at this like “idk seems a little heavy-handed for the bad guys”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What do we call this aesthetic? I can’t figure out the inspiration for this kind of image.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally…
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Makes the one about “don’t give them a cycle to break” all the more ironic, doesn’t it?
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Grandpa's Thumbs Up Cheers
ALT: Grandpa's Thumbs Up Cheers
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a men's ministry dumping AI slop posters all over local Facebook groups and I was sure for a while that they were trolling but they seem to be serious
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S. Kramer @libraryephemera.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Recession indicator.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean, can you imagine!
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who are we to understand what goes on in the minds of misogynists?
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THAT THING IS REAL, THAT THING LIVES WITH US ON EARTH
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Difficult time for bottoms out there...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have heard that there are trad CofE folks who question whether ordinations count if a woman bishop is present...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Difficult time for bottoms out there...
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I figured that it was something like that based on the character above the title. Very cool! It's near a church where I help out in Baltimore so it's always fun to have a new coffee shop.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is how ducks spell “coffee.”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They found these movies scarier than The Conjuring, which surprised me.
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Showed my two older kids and nephew Insidious and Insidious: Chapter 2 yesterday. I appreciate that there is PG-13 horror out there to scare the shit out of preteens without exposing them to the more inappropriate features of R-rated horror.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was thinking about this listening to "Coat of Many Colors" earlier...oof that's gotta be a hard song to sing!
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
miss you too!
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MAN this sucks 😭
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wretched person that I am! Who will rescue me from this body* of death? *venture capital
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