ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Texting “no worries!” when I’m checking in on someone who’s missed several Sundays. 2133
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sorry to report that this isn’t a book about Greek statues with little dicks. 020
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026People are smoking again! I would have thought this was photoshopped but it's not... 010
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There's a men's ministry dumping AI slop posters all over local Facebook groups and I was sure for a while that they were trolling but they seem to be serious 160
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Only a few pages in and I already can’t believe all the sex, drugs, and violence… 6788
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How it feels as a millennial when I actually answer the phone. 0184
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026fr though, this is such a shitty time to be a history nerd. We could be living through an awesome America250 celebration guided by the park service, museums, and historical societies. Instead we get this bullshit. 081
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/05/2026What do megachurches offer that smaller and traditional churches don’t? Puff if I know. 8181
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My “This is not a golden calf” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt. 0235
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I have now watched enough pie & mash shop videos on YouTube that I think I'm ready to try jellied eels. I mean, how can you NOT love a food that makes its own jelly?! 230
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you is undocumented. 030
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"We're going back to moon after 50 years!" as if Despicable Me meant nothing 020
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Listen, First Reformed is a good movie, but I just finished my ethics training and I think this falls under the "refer your congregant to an outside counselor" guidelines. 160
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I don’t think @themountaingoats.bsky.social will cure your depression but they’ll remind you that you’re not alone in it. 161
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Your friends hyping their megachurch’s “at the movies” sermon series: 2150
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Got to march for immigrant rights with 1200 other United Methodists and faith types. Our bishop gave a characteristically incredible sermon at Capitol Hill UMC. 3193
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Diane--11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks 040
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 22/02/2026This is how I imagine they pass the peace at those Christian men’s conferences. 060
ryan @rywig.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Try as hard as you might, you will never be as try hard as these bearded PCA pastors 250
