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Ry Guy

@ryguyonstilts.bsky.social
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk needed to die yesterday, and fuck ICE. Also, I like my silly cats, Chicago sports teams, pool, volleyball, and video games. Occasional video game/IRL VBall streams: www.twitch.tv/ryguyonstilts All opinions mine and mine alone.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 20h
static.klipy.com
Dusty Rhodes: MSU Spartans Promo
Alt: Dusty Rhodes
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 22h
My 2-6 (league median) fantasy team thanks them
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23h
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff's superpower is that he correctly thinks his opponent is a contemptible piece of shit and he is willing to explain why in clear and direct language. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 22h
What did you think about them pitching to Ramirez? Good or bad? He was ASS in terms of power this year, but playoffs different and he does kinda have great numbers vs Sox
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if we can send a man to the moon why can’t we send all the men in this administration
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And more than Mike Trout has in his playoff career 😭
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"seems like"
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Rocky_Otter @rockyotter.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Standing Stillburys
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤐
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Facts don't need to be entertaining or creative. They just need to be what they are. I'd throw in a dig at Jerry being cheap or something but the last thing I want to do is accidentally manifest more poverty seasons for your team, they're fun right now
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All I did was state an objective fact, posted proof of the fact, and you're losing your minds. I get it, your poverty team is suddenly decent at baseball and you got the nerves. These "playoff" things feel unfamiliar. Here for you amigo. Deep breath, do a shot of Jamo (unless you're straight edge)
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Degradation isn't the kind of connection I'm seeking, but if you got any cute and single baseball-loving lady friends, send 'em my way.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trope" as they rank toward the bottom of the AL in yearly attendance the last 5 years.
Oof.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep raging about your team's fans never showing up for games even though they don't bother to show up unless the team is in the playoffs 😉
AL rank of White Sox fans "attending" games the last 5 years.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was referring to you, ma'am. I wouldn't take referrals from a Brewers fan unless I was having SI.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will admit one thing, I'm just having fun and don't have emotional investment in being "right", and nobody has a sense of humor about anything so your story probably checks out
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coming from a Brewers fan (oof) I'll have to pass. Green Bay sucks.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh you mean a playoff game is packed? Even the Rays sell out playoff games dude lol "Bluesky can't take a joke" trope remains undefeated
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And this is just in *the AL*
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Receipt: their attendance rank the last 5 years. Apologize now
Look at that, White Sox fans refuse to support their team. (Jerry sucks I give them that)
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean compared to the White Sox they are night and day in terms of fans showing up for games, but go off?
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can dish it, but clearly cannot take it.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, attending White Sox games.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not at all, miss. I'm speaking from personal experience 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, I went to two White Sox games this year and sat wherever I felt like (minimal attendance) I went to three last year, same scenario. It's an accurate stereotype, my friend
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's fans at the Rate?
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah Pope wouldn't show up for a division series game Could see him at Game 1 of the World Series tho
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Stone Cold Stunner is light. Imagine being given a pile driver or the Pedigree on concrete instead!
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Hank Hill is Going to Vomit
Alt: Hank Hill, announcing that he is going to vomit
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No thank you.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Works for me! NIN it is
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm focusing on the wrong thing entirely in this pic, but I hope his middle initial begins with either an I or an N
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three brewers signalling for the scoring runner to slide
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really wish people on Bluesky knew what a joke entails
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great, now I'm even more depressed about having to see more of the Brewers
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember, things can always get worse, and when you suggest otherwise, the universe takes that as a challenge.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a very weird headline because the mob actually very specifically cares that they weren’t charged.
The 'Cornell 7' haven't been charged. The mob doesn't care |
Opinion
What's most troubling in the Cornell
University rape allegations is that onlookers have already made up their minds about who is to blame.
Ingrid Jacques
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daniel Jones being 8-of-9 on third down but with only two first downs and an INT is one of the most Daniel Jones stats I could imagine
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any college that wants to run its own legal system and then is shown to lie to the police should lose its non-profit status and owe back taxes on their land and properties.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So he'd be giving *himself* the death penalty?
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For us Cubs fans, it's like in Toy Story when Buzz crashes out after he realizes he is, in fact, a toy.
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like when Syndrome's giant robot figures out how to disable Syndrome's controlling of it
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Ry Guy @ryguyonstilts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh oh
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silence does you ZERO favors. Don't be the Ed Sheeran of rape, please.
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