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Ryan Russell

@ryanrussell1982.bsky.social
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Pirates, Bills, Penn State fan. 4 crazy chihuahuas that’ll probably end up on here. Horror movies are the best. Something else funny should probably go here.

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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 1h
oh wow he hired Brian Fellows
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Brian Says 'That's Crazy'
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 14h
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 8h
Did your ad run anyplace of note at least?
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👻 undead captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Say Go Bills. Say it.
Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit pointing a big gun at you
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
I have zero facts to back this up it just always feels like the fumbles come at the worst time for Jimbo. Not in like the first quarter against the Jets, but at times like that initial OT drive. What happened after that is absolute hilarity but that's just dumb luck.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
football is stupid
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
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Peter Griffin Says Woah Woah Woah
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
Just fucking perfect Jimbo.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
Worst defense since Ted Cruz tried to explain his first trip to Cancun.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
Worst defense since the battle of the Alamo
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
We have the most useless defense in all of defenses. The Anti-1986 Bears. Unreal, we cant get out of our own way
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
Jim, why didnt you add in the continental breakfast to that free TD drive you gave the Rams
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 9h
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Stares In Wtf Wtf Meme
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
yes James, cook away
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
Joe Brady, don't you fucking dare settle for a field goal
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
josh is not human myyyyyy goodness
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
not a fan of Josh taking those shots to the knee. He's alredy slower than I've ever seen him.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
of COURSE Bass misses it
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
Gawdddddd damn that was 30x more cute than it needed to be (derogatory)
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
Oh Keon nice work!!!!
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
Literally 2 seconds later we lose 5 yards on a run
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 10h
Flag flag everywhere a flag. Dont blow this Bills.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11h
🚨 WOW: WSJ reports Ken Paxton partied in a luxury Dubai high-rise with 2 FUGITIVES, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, facing fed charges over an alleged $15 MILLION hospital embezzlement scheme — alongside his gf (not his wife). Ahmed donated $190K to Paxton, including $25K AFTER his indictment.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Good lord refs. Right in damn front of you.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Our defense is fine, gang. Just fine!
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R2D2 Falls in the Desert
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Just awful. Do we have a full team on the field? are we afraid to tackle? The whole defense seems allergic to touching Nakua, which seems sub-optimal.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Are we starting like half of a D3 football secondary tonight? So soon? How'd everyone get hurt so quick?
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Cant wait for this to be not only be ruled a catch, but a touchdown pass for Pat Mahomes
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11h
Helmet to helmet you idiot. Just dumb. Dumb.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 12h
Ok we can leave Dawson in Cali.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 12h
Bills secondary seeing Puka on the field, not realizing they'd have to cover him
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waving lizard
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 12h
C'mon Knox you wanna get left in LA? Brutal dude brutal
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 14h
This is a fantastic book! Loved it from start to finish. Hope we get more from Annalee in this world🤞🏻
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Jody Avirgan @jodyavirgan.com · 18h
Shoutout to the sales rep in Oregon who sold the slot, didn’t say a word, and kept it moving.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 22h
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 16h
How it’s going
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15h
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Rachel Gluckstern @rgluckst.bsky.social · 15h
As a reminder, I got permanently banned from all Meta for posting a photo of haunted dolls in a private group message.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is exactly what ICE said: "Parra-Hernandez ran in front of an ICE vehicle and was struck." Now watch the video. They're no other word for it: They're lying.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/10/2026
Feels like someone is out to get her. And I love that for her. The best is yet to come.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also, the Alberta independent movement basically disappeared after the Yandex site was bombed. Fancy that.
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Joe Keery Djo
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Ryan Russell @ryanrussell1982.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahahaha Bojorquez great work
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia
• Source Network: AS13238 YANDEX – Yandex LLC (Russian Federation)
• Traffic Breakdown: Prior to the drop, bot traffic accounted for roughly 99.6% of requests compared to 0.4% human traffic.
• Event Cause: The sudden plunge to zero on October 11, 2026, corresponds to a reported military/drone attack on Yandex's data center facility in Vladimir, Russia—marking the third reported attack on Yandex data infrastructure since October 8.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Art of the Deal, folks. Donald is such an idiot.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The backstory: Ukrainian drones struck a Yandex supercomputer facility in Vladimir, taking it out. Suddenly, bot activity in US social media fell by 49%, confirming suspicions that this was the site of a massive Russian influence operation targeting US social media—mostly targeting MAGA.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
3 INCHES
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