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Ryan Roat

@ryanroat.bsky.social
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue. find me on mastodon at ryanroat@jawns.club as well

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 6h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 4h
@ouinne.bsky.social Cuteness out in your neck of the woods.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 6h
Huh, that post got deleted. I screenshoted it to share on a 'dad chat' as it wasn't visible to non-bsky. Maybe the bird didn't get canned. (Now I have to go find that Sarah Palin interview. )
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 18h
this photo by Diego Perez, from Peru, for the Nikon Comedy wildlife photography awards lol www.dpreview.com/photography/...
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'Nathan Burgoine (he/him) will be at Can*Con! @nathanburgoine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Oh, well, AI is already here so—" "Asbestos." "Well, I mean—" "CFCs. Leaded fuel." "—but—" "Portable baby cages." "—okay, I—" "Radium. Agent Orange. DDT..."
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@kristenkurtis.bsky.social Hello, this is intriguing, and just a few artists already XPN promoted. youtu.be/ca9B6GAXlyw?... And there's a playlist: youtu.be/ca9B6GAXlyw?...
youtu.be
18 IRISH bands to check out before visiting IRELAND
YouTube video by Yank and Paddy
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Sic Transit PHL @sictransitphl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The TWU's approach to electoral politics can only be described as self-harm. No part of it should be emulated.
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're a RB on the Eagles practice squad (Jaydon Blue, Dameon Pierce, Carson Steele), I sure hope you remembered to have a valid passport for this week's game.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope he gets [🙂 redacted by my legal team 🙂]!
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 05/10/2026
Scientific method calls for a truck. And to reproduce it afterwards again to verify the first observation.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
ms.now
Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*some of them. Some have redeemed themselves.
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Steve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why the gaggles are pointless and all self-respecting news outlets should boycott them. Questioners can never pin him down on anything. His all-purpose response when he has no rebuttal is "You are fake news." If that doesn't end the discussion, he just insults the questioner
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a five year period in the early 00s when every white guy in Northeast Philly had one of those yellow Nextel phones
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is very true. A huge theme in a lot of recent coverage that AI is a bit like Saving Private Ryan. Everybody's gotta step up and adopt AI to get it across the goal line.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 05/10/2026
I like how lazy media outlets just decided that because El-Sayed is … what, Muslim? he must be socialist. “Well, he sort of *looks* like Mamdani??”
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dropping this gift link free link post for the feed: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
nytimes.com
U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats
The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The facts are shocking enough, but the bigger reason that the Cornell gang-rape case has broken through is that everyday Americans are sick of the rich and powerful and their sons getting away with it And everyone knows this fish stinks from the head My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/corn...
inquirer.com
For a fed-up America, the elite impunity of the Cornell rape case is the last straw | Will Bunch
A nation’s frustration with rich and powerful men boils over after a stunning rape allegation at an Ivy League college.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 04/10/2026
Slow motion pelican coasting above the coast bliss. 🪶
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wounded soldiers on a jeep in Korea.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles are absolutely fucking useless
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus having to cheer for Nick Sirianni is absolute torture, how Eagles fans do it I have no idea
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rope-a-doped.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/10/2026
Oh, finally that healthcare plan!
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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[pɹǝlq suɐɹʇ ɹǝǝnb ɥɔnoʇ-ɟo-ʇno] @xpctmyrzstnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The #legislation would ban the use of automated #licensePlateReaders by #federal agencies and stop the flow of federal funds to #governments that use it." #shareGoodNewsToo
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friend and neighbor @sarahmackattack.bsky.social has been a catalyst in pushback.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“We tried nothing and it didn’t work.”—Drexel
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Birds!
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's going to try to keep it for personal use.
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This privately funded and constructed “ballroom” is going to be so full of foreign surveillance devices, it’s going to have to be torn down by the next president as a matter of national security — which, happily enough, constitute magic words that make anything a president wants to do legal.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Owls only do this in daylight when they’re very distressed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
Republicans, currently polling somewhere between -10 and -16, alongside the least popular president in a generation, are currently unsure if their biggest enemy is socialism or Ms Rachel.
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess the idea of sending conservative women out there to level this charge is that you're supposed to believe them because... well... you tell me why you think they think we're supposed to believe them.
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If only one of these chumps would say "how ya figure?" to him
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coming from Skydance in 2027!
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5th Ward Democrats @phillyward5dems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you know you can VOTE EARLY IN-PERSON at Philadelphia City Hall? Here’s some of our 5th Ward Democrats explaining how!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you see what my ward produced? bsky.app/profile/phil...
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What can't a Halligan bar do?
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I promise Philly is a real place and I am a journalist and this is all true. When you put unwanted dystopian robots on our sidewalks, you never know what Philly may do in response. Meet Orifice the Awebot, who's spreading joy, surprise & mild terror - for free. www.inquirer.com/life/orifice...
inquirer.com
Orifice the Awebot is Philly’s ‘magical’ response to Uber Eats robots
"She’s part of our bringing delight and surprise and letting it ripple through the city."
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@brian215.bsky.social Are you still maintaining the list?
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, tomates!
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sure why not
Screen shot of the beginning of Palmer Luckey’s Wikipedia page, which identifies him as cofounder of another bullshit right wing company with a name that makes clear its founders read but did not understand Tolkien. Also there is a picture of him, about which I can only say “what the fuck”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every single member of this administration sees themselves, first and foremost, as a Content Creator™ It's like they staffed an administration with homeschooled aliens who learned about humanity through mainlining TikTok accounts. Just unbelievable levels of sweaty dorkiness.
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Thers @therswhiskey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I run out of vomit I'll need to go borrow some. What an absolute slime
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Ryan Roat @ryanroat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Double fisting the branches. Love it.
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