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Ryan Heldt

@ryanheldt.com
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Grizzled web developer in the heart of #cyclONEnation. Guitarist, effect pedal nerd, tech enthusiast, wannabe maker, weather geek, and fan of the Oxford comma.

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Ryan Heldt @ryanheldt.com · 28/09/2026
Why does this thing have teeth?
Liberty Biberty
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile in Ames
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Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life @mbfantasylife.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brock Purdy deserves more respect 🗣️ #49ers #BrockPurdy #NFL #FantasyFootball
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 15/09/2026
🎶 The Maestro is back... and this time, he's got a little help! 📢 Season 5 of Make Some Noise is coming soon, launching on Dropout October 5th!
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Ryan Heldt @ryanheldt.com · 05/09/2026
One handed interception?!?! #BlueCy
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nielsen released its inaugural “Nielsen Scarborough Local College Football Fandom Index” to determine America’s Top 20 most avid college football markets. Here's the chart:
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 22/08/2026
It’s worse than this. Having been in the room with many of them (long ago, before I knew they were psychopaths), the tycoons who are left running the industry have an active contempt for ordinary people, including their own workers. They actively want to oppress, control and punish them.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 21/08/2026
The Force is strong with this one.
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Man in Darth Vader Costume Praises Flock Cameras at City Council Meeting: ‘The Emperor Is a Fan’ | Common Dreams
​"We must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium."
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Ryan Heldt @ryanheldt.com · 21/08/2026
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I'm Upset Again About a Co-Creator of RSS Being Prosecuted For Something Meta Is Doing With Little Consequence
Also here's a cool unrelated photo of a chipmunk because I need some chill
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Ryan Heldt @ryanheldt.com · 26/07/2026
My copy of the Legend of Zelda art book from @usagimsk3284tloz.bsky.social finally arrived from Japan yesterday 😁
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 25/07/2026
Brennan's most IMPORTANT monologue on Game Changer 🫨
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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GitHub @github.com · 20/07/2026
57 years ago today, humans first landed on the Moon. The source code that helped get them there? It’s on GitHub. Margaret Hamilton led the MIT team responsible for Apollo’s onboard flight software. (Image credit: Draper Laboratory; restoration by Adam Cuerden, via Wikimedia Commons.)
Black-and-white photo of Margaret Hamilton standing beside a nearly person-height stack of software listings produced by her and her MIT team for the Apollo program.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"You're from CBS News? Sure, I'll give an interview. Just let me change my shirt."
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Zelda Dungeon @zeldadungeon.net · 09/06/2026
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Announced for Switch 2, Releasing Later This Year - Zelda Dungeon
In today’s Direct, Nintendo announced that the iconic Nintendo 64 game Ocarina of Time will be coming to the Switch 2 later this year in a full remake with enhanced visuals. In an approximately 90-second trailer, the tale of a young boy who lived among the Kokiri but did not have a fairy is told on the backdrop of a tapestry of the Great Deku Tree. The scene then turns to young Link asleep on his treehouse bed with the...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/06/2026
This is Baker. He dances when it’s dinner time. 14/10 top-tier tippy taps #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: bakerbarnes)
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Richard Campbell @richcampbell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What the cloud took from us...
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
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Stan R. Mitchell @stanrmitchell.com · 08/05/2026
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mosarah.bsky.social @mosarah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...
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sjvn @sjvn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What I love most about this video is how you still had to turn the adapter around once before it would fit.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I laughed
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Comments in legacy code be like
Screenshot of a post from the mildly interesting subreddit, saying "top tier engineering found at the dollar general". Below, a photo of a store shelf, with a full bottle from bottom to top of shell that has the writing "do not move - bottle is holding shelf up"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/04/2026
Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/
Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter @jcsalterego.bsky.social
A packet of Peeps Deviled Eggs flavour
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 01/04/2026
BREAKING: Artemis II lifts off on mission around the moon. nbcnews.app.link/KbL7XEKxZ1b
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We might have FINALLY met our match… #WorldBollardAssociation
One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 18/03/2025
There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more
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Rob Gray @robwgray.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
T.J. Otzelberger's message was clear after No. 7 Iowa State's buzzer-beating 82-80 loss to No. 2 Arizona Friday in KC. "Hold your heads high." And that they did, as the Cyclones look forward to "March Madness." #BlueCy cyclonefanatic.com/2026/03/no-7...
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No. 7 ISU's all about heart, not heartbreak, after buzzer-beating 82-80 loss to No. 2 Arizona in KC - Cyclone Fanatic
Mar 13, 2026; Kansas City, MO, USA; Iowa State Cyclones bench reacts after a play during the second half against the Arizona Wildcats at T-Mobile Center. Mandatory Credit: William Purnell-Imagn Images...
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So the legendary audiobook narrator Luke Daniels and I will be doing a livestream on Tuesday at 8 pm Eastern. You can catch it on my Twitch or Instagram (@kevinhearne) or Luke’s Facebook (Luke Daniels Audio). We’ll be doing readings fromTHE GREAT BIG BEAR and take questions too
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sgt. Declan Coady, 20, from Des Moines, Iowa, was posthumously promoted from specialist to sergeant. He enlisted in the Army Reserve in 2023 as an Army information technology specialist.
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Shout out to The Legend of Zelda after 40 years! A game whose sense of exploration and adventure still feels unparalleled to me in many ways. Art scans courtesy of @historyofhyrule.com: www.flickr.com/photos/histo... Hand-drawn map by my dad, from when we played the game together in the 80s.
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ModdedInkling @moddedinkling.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Happy 40th Anniversary of The Legend of #Zelda! As a friendly reminder, anniversary celebrations for The Legend of Zelda typically begin in June.
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PA Ulander @pa-dev.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Behind every warning sign there is a story we may never be told.
A gas pump handle with a warning sign saying: CAUTION Do not insert in mouth or rectum.
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Amy Miller Orr @aj99isu.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Coach Fen #BlueCy
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Meteorologist Megan Salois @wxmegs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Northern Light photos are coming in to WHO this morning. Here's what we're seeing from Central Iowa early Tuesday morning. #iawx #iaskies #northernlights #Auroraborealis
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2026
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories...
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Stan R. Mitchell @stanrmitchell.com · 31/12/2025
The horizon doesn’t shout. It just waits. I’m yearning for leaders who don’t divide, don’t inflame, and don’t profit from our anger — but who speak with clarity, humility, and restraint. This country is worth that kind of leadership.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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Daniel @jaldaric.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Enjoy one of the greatest Christmas songs from #BobsBurgers, The Spirits of Christmas
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Bob's Burgers - The Spirits of Christmas (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bob's Burgers Side Orders
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Sean @janko.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Here is Matt Campbell’s letter he wrote in the Register. #BlueCy
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Ryan Heldt @ryanheldt.com · 09/12/2025
Anyone notice the Pips Potato Chips bag Courtney is holding? Funny callback to Season 3’s “The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene” #BobsBurgers
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 06/12/2025
Iowa State AD Jamie Pollard, clearly affected, talks about the outgoing head coach of the Cyclones. "Matt Campbell owes Iowa State nothing, because he did more than we ever dreamed he would do as our head coach." 📹: @SEhrhardtKCCIon 𝕏
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