Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialJasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026sending this image in an email explaining why i can’t get work done 3793 79
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like. 436131385512 13.1K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS! 854778478 4.8K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Look, I'm not saying when and how and why it would happen, but I am saying it would be narratively intriguing if it happened right after news that the Pope had been threatened. 361597163 1.6K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103402249 10.3K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline: 802147303568 14.7K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialStephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York 1212374276096 37.4K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/12/2025In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration." 459202597215 20.3K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election 17127388 1.3K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/11/2025#rfkjr 1639680 396
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"exododus" The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy. 2334129722312 13K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Stop trying to sweeten the deal, Andrew. I'm already voting for Zohran! 1252158712409 15.9K
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.) 020 2
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2025If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person. 2092448467 2.4K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Trump looks at least one stroke under par today. 47191861015 9.2K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/08/2025WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!! 4566371976 6.4K
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 24/08/2025TFW you read the news these days: 010 1
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialabel @abelwithatable.bsky.social · 17/08/2025they say “come legally” then when you go through the process you say “revoke their citizenship” 🤷♂️ 341016213 1K
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 14/08/2025My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk. 010 1
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby. Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake. Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town. 100 1
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMachine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant." 2232227 322
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I mean, her breath is probably flammable. 000 0
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Ever think about how video game bosses would have to go through their levels just to get to work everyday? 000 0
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/08/2025The Erie Canal was completed 12 years before Chicago was founded 662098335 2.1K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 09/08/2025@genefortexas.bsky.social: "We've filed a response to Governor Abbott's filing in the Texas Supreme Court. Our response is basically: 'You are stupid. You filed this in the wrong court. You are not the right person to file it. And you filed it in the wrong way.'" 304121993389 12.2K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialAndrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again. 2176496899 6.5K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/08/2025The CDC Shooter Was Obsessed With Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. RFK Jr. Was Predictably Slow to Respond. Trump’s health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack.motherjones.comThe CDC Shooter Was Obsessed With Vaccine Conspiracy Theories. RFK Jr. Was Predictably Slow to Respond.Trump's health secretary shared photos of himself fishing before he offered any thoughts about the attack. 65869324 869
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025🎶 When German bombs fall all around, why don’t you go down underground Where your bunker sits?… 🎶 000 0
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 04/07/2025🎶 I don't want anybody else When I eat 70 hot dogs, I push myself 🎶 100 1
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy in my lane. Might seize the means of production later, IDK. #HotCommieSummer 020 2
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I mean, this applies to all videos of him for anyone with any knowledge of English grammar. 000 0
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialCharlotte “Pure True Love” @charluv.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The War is not meant to be Won, it is meant to be Continuous. #GeorgeOrwell 261301352 1.3K
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My background movie while working this late morning is the Wizard of Oz, and it’s striking how much better the munchkin military did at marching than the Army members in Trump’s stupid parade who were clearly phoning it in to give him the middle finger. 000 0
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If "bomb for peace" wasn't in the book "1984," it certainly should have been. 711520210 1.5K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Sadly, the weak, compliant reporters in the mainstream media won’t stop. After all, they don’t want to lose “access.” 589184314719 18.4K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/06/2025Just a reminder that Trump was going to announce his sanctions on Russia for not negotiating “in two weeks” about 3.5 weeks ago. Taco 420111962435 11.2K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/06/2025The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools. 16384441482 8.4K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 09/06/2025I mean, scholars of fascism were like, “He’s going to attack universities, the media, and unions, and he’s going to arrest his political opponents,” and most of America was like, “Stop exaggerating.” 191286399 1.3K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls. 1044112771213 11.3K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/06/2025 1115127614 5.1K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2025FEMA Chief Confused By Wind theonion.com/fema-ch... 318137971887 13.8K
ryanchapline.bsky.social @ryanchapline.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Mark Hamill popcorn reacting as his Joker version FTW. 000 0
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I'm sorry, as much as I am enjoying this spat, how can you take seriously someone who spent 100s of millions of dollars electing Trump, then went to work for Trump, left government just days ago praising Trump, and is now calling for Trump's impeachment. Just unserious people. 2012528265 2.5K
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialReverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025So, just for the record. Elon KNEW Trump was into banging little girls with Epstein and still went about doing everything within his power to shill for the motherfucker? Millions upon millions spent and Tesla in flames all to elect someone he knew to be a rapist. 1522044 220
Reposted by @ryanchapline.bsky.socialTina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 05/06/2025Who gets custody of JD in the divorce? 3183349453 3.3K
